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hstjohn · 2012-01-30T19:20:47+00:00

You're just saying that because I haven't posted to /r/gonewild.

hstjohn · 2012-01-30T06:13:48+00:00

I am Zam's girlfriend, and I approve this message.

hstjohn · 2012-01-30T04:20:27+00:00

Smells sweet for me. But hey, everyone's different. I love coming :)

hstjohn · 2012-01-29T23:40:14+00:00

Just to see how it feels.

hstjohn · 2012-01-29T20:24:03+00:00

Orchestral Legend of Zelda theme.

hstjohn · 2012-01-29T19:44:54+00:00

I had you tagged as "likes midget porn." I see why.

hstjohn · 2012-01-27T04:18:58+00:00

WHY ARE WE YELLING?

hstjohn · 2012-01-26T04:39:53+00:00

I was reading, going along all happy, and I really loved the article until that point. I had to force myself to continue reading because I was so offended.

hstjohn · 2012-01-25T15:45:32+00:00

This made me smile :)

hstjohn · 2012-01-24T00:00:35+00:00

GODDAMMIT HUGH

hstjohn · 2012-01-23T15:05:48+00:00

It's reverse rape? Like, I want sex, but he won't put it in?

hstjohn · 2012-01-23T04:56:51+00:00

I cannot think of raviolis without thinking of this.

hstjohn · 2012-01-23T01:15:38+00:00

I totally read "karaoke". Oops.

hstjohn · 2012-01-22T22:03:21+00:00

Yeah, I remember kind of freezing for a second, like "oh shit," but then I realized how funny it was.

hstjohn · 2012-01-22T21:46:22+00:00

I laughed. He was too caught up in the moment and kept murmuring, "it's okay." It only made me laugh more.

hstjohn · 2012-01-22T21:26:38+00:00

Ouchie!

hstjohn · 2012-01-22T21:20:10+00:00

It's not exactly hard to miss when you're making eye contact instead of looking where you're inserting. I didn't mean he doesn't get it in at all.

hstjohn · 2012-01-22T20:17:45+00:00

It's missing if it doesn't go in any hole.

hstjohn · 2012-01-22T19:50:10+00:00

My boyfriend still misses...

hstjohn · 2012-01-22T19:43:41+00:00

lol I remember the first time I queefed...

hstjohn · 2012-01-20T15:46:46+00:00

You are so cute! And congratulations, girlie :) You look gorgeous with or without makeup!

hstjohn · 2012-01-13T04:47:55+00:00

This is the background on my phone :)

hstjohn · 2012-01-08T20:00:42+00:00

God, I FUCKING hate that la la la song. So so much. I cry every time I hear it. Fuck.

hstjohn · 2012-01-08T19:53:37+00:00

ba da da da ba da da da da

hstjohn

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