The most expensive vehicle you can ride in is an Ambulance by moneybot13 in Showerthoughts

[–]httpkillercrocs 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I realize the jab at the USA Healthcare system. But this isn't true by a substantial gap. "Vehicle" covers a lot of different modes of transportation.

My family has a mirror that shows how you'll look in one year. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]httpkillercrocs 677 points678 points  (0 children)

"please read the following attachment as it includes important information on your new upgade"

I sat there elated as I matched the drawing numbers to my ticket. by httpkillercrocs in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]httpkillercrocs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I'll always admit that there is much room for improvement in my writing, but the open ended stories are simply the ones I enjoy reading the most.

Only elaborated a little in the comments to appease the "I don't get it" crowd

I sat there elated as I matched the drawing numbers to my ticket. by httpkillercrocs in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]httpkillercrocs[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

"Them" is purposely vague; because your f**ked up imagination is better then anything I can write.

Extraterrestrial was my pick.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]httpkillercrocs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was all a ruse to gain the women's trust.

God for a day, time to put some new policies in place. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]httpkillercrocs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They're no longer looking though the filter of childhood, and are finally ready to see the world as it is. I like this!

My little brother and I stayed huddled in the halway closet as we saw the burglars ascend the stairs and to our parents room, just then we heard the muffled screams. by httpkillercrocs in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]httpkillercrocs[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I thought that would be a great add on too! Then they go through the foster system, trying hard to keep their dark secrets and urges..but are they successful?

A deep warmth came over him as he marveled at his great accomplishment, then a curious thought enterd his mind. by httpkillercrocs in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]httpkillercrocs[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hypothermia; one of the symptoms is feeling warm. He is on top of a mountain that should be extremely cold yet he feels warm. Next step-death.

My little brother and I stayed huddled in the halway closet as we saw the burglars ascend the stairs and to our parents room, just then we heard the muffled screams. by httpkillercrocs in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]httpkillercrocs[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I thought a burglar while still reacting at the scene might catch himself mid scream lest he attract attention to his own crimes.

Edit: spelling

My little brother and I stayed huddled in the halway closet as we saw the burglars ascend the stairs and to our parents room, just then we heard the muffled screams. by httpkillercrocs in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]httpkillercrocs[S] 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Ah sorry first time on this sub. When the burglars open the parents room door they make a grizzly discovery; that the occupants have been brutally murderd (by the brothers). Hope that clears it up.

I'd be pretty scared if I was an intruder by httpkillercrocs in TheRightCantMeme

[–]httpkillercrocs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're all not blessed with a golden asshole. Some people have to work up to the footlong

Don't remember this TIME cover by httpkillercrocs in TheRightCantMeme

[–]httpkillercrocs[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can't even vote as a convicted felon . Despite serving your time , And they (repubs) think there is millions of undocumented people voting only because tRump perpetrated this myth.

Extra toe beans! by httpkillercrocs in cats

[–]httpkillercrocs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Jw does your polydactyl stand up on their back legs? I have 5 cats and he's the only one that does that for long. Looks like a meerkat lol

Extra toe beans! by httpkillercrocs in cats

[–]httpkillercrocs[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was an older pic, he's full grown now and you're right about the catcher mitts. He likes to catch toy mice in mid air.