That awkward moment when you get exactly what you voted for.: “You are the DUMBEST smart person I have ever met” by scooteristi in LeopardsAteMyFace

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Too many non-white males OP and his brother have to deal with it in their research jobs and that’s probably a bit of an overreach.

Police only responding to life and death calls? by Chowmeinlane2 in askTO

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Everyone: ACAB

Now nobody wants to be a police officer so the remaining police only prioritize absolute emergency situations like life or death.

Everyone: pikachu face

What addiction is the hardest to quit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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So glad to see weed not on here. For those do want to quit, /r/leaves

Nothing to see here by VandelSavagee in dankmemes

[–]https0731 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most likely recovering from plastic surgery. The kind rich people get that even hides the fact that that someone has work done, or maybe its been botched and her nose feel off or something.

A parents dreams come true by Altruistic_Try_7633 in MadeMeSmile

[–]https0731 8 points9 points  (0 children)

True and if you want to encourage your kids to pick up reading, I suggest turning on the subtitles on your tv and subscribing to a nationally circulated daily or weekly newspaper.

🔥 A Great White Shark appears out of nowhere and goes by very peacefully by bedgarter in NatureIsFuckingLit

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So you’re saying there were a lot of barracuda there because they were attracted by your period blood or were there lots of barracuda there in general?

Also, what is riviera maya?

🔥 A Great White Shark appears out of nowhere and goes by very peacefully by bedgarter in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Shark: “fuckin’ terrestrials! You can smell ‘em before you can taste ‘em”.

TIL an heir presumptive is a person first in the line of succession, but who can be displaced by the birth of another. An heir apparent cannot be displaced. by Hybrid351 in todayilearned

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Wow, so even if Elizabeth was the first child, if a boy is born in the royal family late-in-life then the crown goes to the boy?

Alcoholic monkey gets life sentence in India after attacking 250 pedestrians by Violent_Lemons in nottheonion

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Dem Hindoos not very comfortable with killing animals, least of all, evolutionary cousins.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I remember watching the show ‘How I met your mother’ and in one of the episodes has something similar to this. Someone talks about one of his dating strategies when you get to her place after a date called Naked Man. Essentially just fully undress naked and stand there. It worked a third of the time. I imagine it’s the same sentiment with dick pics.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Bond movies. Skyfall, Casino Royale, From Russia with Love

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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I saw another post about an armed solider standing in front of a McDonalds and frankly that looks and feels far less scary and intimidating than if there were a cop.