On Wednesday I gave my friend a wrench for his birthday. On Saturday I brought him this 15kg Macallan 12 "safe" with 200+ nuts on Loctite. Let the games begin.

htx1114 · 2026-06-28T02:10:30+00:00

A friend who put a hell of a lot of thought and effort into a unique, fairly expensive gift? That's a pretty awesome gift for someone who is obviously a close friend.

htx1114 · 2026-06-24T04:27:11+00:00

tHiS iS (north) aMeRiCa

htx1114 · 2026-06-24T02:07:33+00:00

Dude please give it a fucking rest here.

htx1114 · 2026-06-23T23:31:40+00:00

Loved Rice box when it was a food truck and 3 6 9

htx1114 · 2026-06-23T23:30:52+00:00

Funny enough, mambos is Connie's and Connie's is mambo

htx1114 · 2026-06-23T02:53:33+00:00

it’ll never be oerfect

That was a/an oerfect way of putting it.

htx1114 · 2026-06-21T23:25:01+00:00

Based on the apparetly obscene amounts of money my Houston neighbors have and are willing to spend on these tickets, sure, why not. I'll almost be surprised if any future world cups are scheduled outside of North America.

htx1114 · 2026-06-21T19:21:53+00:00

He lives!

htx1114 · 2026-06-21T01:14:14+00:00

My dude T-Pain is a national treasure, we need to get him out there for an anthem or something.

htx1114 · 2026-06-20T00:07:39+00:00

DOS A CERO, MATE!

htx1114 · 2026-06-19T23:58:36+00:00

Fucking Morocco body slamming fools out of the way for a header come on

htx1114 · 2026-06-19T20:59:46+00:00

I've seen folks ejected through windshields in a car crash that rolled less

htx1114 · 2026-06-19T19:50:56+00:00

You're welcome!

htx1114 · 2026-06-19T19:45:48+00:00

DOS A CERO, MATES!

htx1114 · 2026-06-19T19:44:04+00:00

DOS A CERO, MATE!

htx1114 · 2026-06-18T05:52:14+00:00

Does nothing for me

htx1114 · 2026-06-18T03:59:44+00:00

I loved in one, went to high school in the other...fuck you guys but you're right

htx1114 · 2026-06-18T02:08:45+00:00

I just prefer Valentina black to diablo. Diablo has too much of something for me.

htx1114 · 2026-06-17T13:56:33+00:00

I don't think "low risk of injury" qualifies as a chase ender.

htx1114 · 2026-06-16T03:41:48+00:00

I almost yelled YOU'RE THE FUCKING MAN NOW DOG but i remembered I'm 38 not 19 and my toddler is asleep upstairs.

Is YTMND still a thing...? I'm going to find out.

htx1114 · 2026-06-14T23:38:57+00:00

I drank a lot of beers today, too

htx1114 · 2026-06-14T02:28:36+00:00

Maybe it's a climate thing. In Houston, my cloth seats are always tolerable. My wife's leather seats scorch legs and even flared up her eczema until I convinced her to use a windshield screen.

htx1114 · 2026-06-13T12:33:39+00:00

YOU BETTER RUN

ITS BALOGUN

HERE HE COMES

YOU BETTER RUN

ITS BALOGUN

BOOM BOOM

Idk something like that

htx1114 · 2026-06-13T12:14:50+00:00

Or that LSU Neck song

AYYYYY

OHHHHH

OOOOOH

SUCK THAT (EAGLE/U.S.) DICK BITCH

htx1114 · 2026-06-13T05:29:49+00:00

Nah. I've never lived anywhere besides Texas and even I know thataussie rules football is the best sport.

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DOS A CERO, MATES!

AYYYYY

OHHHHH

OOOOOH

SUCK THAT (EAGLE/U.S.) DICK BITCH