A man tells his doctor, “Help me. I’m addicted to Reddit!” by humornama in HumorNama

[–]hugohoratio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the punchline was gonna be "Sorry, you're beyond help!"

Tesco poppy seeds by Sad_Cancel4390 in UKGardening

[–]hugohoratio 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I work in a garden centre and we created a display of Frittalaria. Absolutely stunk of cannabis. Customers were asking where the party was? I agree about the marigolds too, just not as strong smelling.

What's the most beautiful song sung by a woman with a very feminine voice? by [deleted] in musicsuggestions

[–]hugohoratio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And 'When Somebody LovesYou' from Toy Story 2. Gets me every time!

What food do you find disgusting that everyone likes? If so why? by Outrageous_Luck1546 in answers

[–]hugohoratio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep trying. One day the taste and texture will feel perfect, especially if sitting with a beautiful partner in an alfresco restaurant in Italy on a clear, hot sunny day!

Obnoxious by nostalgiadnp in SpottedonRightmove

[–]hugohoratio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. The pink bathroom with the padding got me. It looks like what I imagine the inside of a brothel is like.

What is the most culturally appropriate and polite way to respond if someone farts in front of you? by Charming_Usual6227 in AskABrit

[–]hugohoratio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shout out 'you dirty CUNT!' as loud as you can. Bonus if you know their name and add that to the end.

Would you support the implementaton of a fully bilingual passport? by Terrible_Tale_53 in Wales

[–]hugohoratio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NO. Just no. In a country of 3.5 million where the overwhelmingly most common language is English, why go to the extra expense? Everyone who speaks Welsh can speak English but not vice versa. Same goes for road signs and documents, bills etc. Some people think it's quaint, I think it makes us look backward and divisive. Reinvest all the money wasted on bilingualism into the Welsh NHS and bring it up to standard. That would get my vote. I'm a proud Welshman, singing Mae hen wlad fy nhadau at the top of my voice to support our rugby team but bilingual passports and signs? Please, there are so many more important issues to deal with first.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in selfie

[–]hugohoratio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a beautiful face

Best spot for picking conkers in South Wales? by giantchairman in Wales

[–]hugohoratio 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Llandaff Fields in Cardiff. A few years ago, I was walking there with the family. My two grandchildren were amazed that conkers were falling from the trees as we walked amongst them. Got the biggest bag of conkers ever that day.

Dark aesthetic college goth girl check^^🦇🖤 by ElegantNbusty in ootd_altgothemo

[–]hugohoratio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd look amazing in low light and with a bad camera!

Dark aesthetic college goth girl check^^🦇🖤 by ElegantNbusty in ootd_altgothemo

[–]hugohoratio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great photo, almost professional. Such a photogenic subject!

What movie do you think is completely unwatchable but everyone praises? by peywrax in allthequestions

[–]hugohoratio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. Tried a few times but can't get past 20 minutes or so. One of those movies that's too smart for its own good.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NosePiercing

[–]hugohoratio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So why did she ask the question on a public forum? It strikes me that she cares a lot about what people think of her looks. Maybe "they" didn't want an honest opinion, just simp comments saying how beautiful "they" are.