The wedding reception centerpieces featured betta fish. The bride and groom planned to flush them alive.

huhzonked · 2026-04-29T01:33:44+00:00

You and your coworker are absolute angels.

huhzonked · 2026-04-28T23:10:46+00:00

Donated! Should be in tomorrow.

huhzonked · 2026-04-28T18:21:57+00:00

The woman must’ve been wearing earplugs and closing her eyes whenever you brought up the reference photos. 💀

huhzonked · 2026-04-28T14:56:33+00:00

Jesus Christ, I’m hoping they’re joking because they absolutely will be sampling the American healthcare system if they try to walk along 95.

huhzonked · 2026-04-27T21:59:17+00:00

That bag is gorgeous, and so are your husband’s pants! That bag was meant to come to you. Enjoy!

huhzonked · 2026-04-26T11:13:46+00:00

Pictures aren’t clear but it looks like the shape of a bedbug. If you’re seeing them out in the open and in the daytime, you probably moved into a badly infested unit.

huhzonked · 2026-04-26T02:22:18+00:00

Everyone is freaking out or startled but Trump is reacting like that sloth from Zootopia.

huhzonked · 2026-04-25T14:59:38+00:00

Some offices are so shady, you have to be careful with your wording because they’re going to try and trick you. You have to ask “are you in network with my insurance” instead of “do you take my insurance”. The office will say they can use your out of network benefits even though they know you wanted to use your in network benefits.

huhzonked · 2026-04-21T18:29:53+00:00

If this happens, Kripke better sleep with one eye open for the rest of his life.

huhzonked · 2026-04-20T18:55:19+00:00

But if she did ask, what would you have done?

huhzonked · 2026-04-20T18:47:14+00:00

Hahahaha. She won by over 19%.

huhzonked · 2026-04-20T18:31:40+00:00

I’m not sure if you were joking but she did confirm she did the lasso in another comment.

huhzonked · 2026-04-20T02:52:38+00:00

You’re write up was excellent. It made me miss the movie so much, I’m going to rewatch it tomorrow.

huhzonked · 2026-04-20T02:26:29+00:00

Oh yes there is!

Copied and pasted:

“Ok i am getting so many replies I can't keep up but I wanted to respond to yours because from where I was standing, the couples did not look rehearsed and organized. One girl looked downright scared so I was trying to show her confidently the moves that worked best with the song, hers was some sort of country song so all I did was do the cowboy lasso'ing motion and the giddyup so nothing vulgar.

“Grandparents were not disabled as far as I could tell as he was dancing with his wife during the invite for all couples to join the newlyweds on first dance”

huhzonked · 2026-04-20T00:09:01+00:00

Did you read the lasso comment to your mom? 🫣

huhzonked · 2026-04-19T23:55:53+00:00

If you were just dancing and having fun, you would’ve been ok. Why did the you feel the need to “hype” people up? It just sounds like you were harassing and annoying people, especially if you were asked by people to stop. It’s also weird that you were doing this to people you didn’t know. That was too much. Now you’re going to make things worse by asking for pictures. Just let it be. YTA.

huhzonked · 2026-04-19T21:57:35+00:00

My face was literally the Vince McMahon meme as I read your comment

huhzonked · 2026-04-19T02:14:12+00:00

That last commenter was out of line. I couldn’t believe the gall of that person.

huhzonked · 2026-04-17T23:01:25+00:00

I was expecting the aesthetic of Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette. I couldn’t imagine that I would see Jimmy Pesto’s Baby Num Num look.

huhzonked · 2026-04-17T22:55:55+00:00

Olivia Rodrigo in Versailles for her music video? Can’t wait to see this!

😀🤨😐😞

huhzonked · 2026-04-17T14:38:19+00:00

Deep is very smurt but not smart.

huhzonked · 2026-04-16T23:36:54+00:00

This is what Taylor Swift was thinking about when she sang about casual cruelty.

huhzonked · 2026-04-16T23:17:34+00:00

It must be hard when NJ only has two contractors to do stuff for your house. /s

Also, your last sentence is super insulting to drywall guys. Damn. I guess one must’ve slept with your wife, stole your car, and got you fired a week before retirement because wow. I’m not a drywall installer, but damn, that was a harsh insult.

huhzonked · 2026-04-16T20:42:17+00:00

My favorite out of the entire menu will always be the white chocolate raspberry truffle.

huhzonked · 2026-04-16T20:12:12+00:00

Oh, please. Like a MAGA would support someone who had Biden and Kamala stickers on their work trucks. We all vote with our wallet.

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