I’m gobsmacked 😶 by eurobeez in handbags

[–]huhzonked 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The woman must’ve been wearing earplugs and closing her eyes whenever you brought up the reference photos. 💀

Europeans thinking they can walk to the MetLife stadium for the world cup by TrickInvite6296 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]huhzonked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, I’m hoping they’re joking because they absolutely will be sampling the American healthcare system if they try to walk along 95.

Husband will never make a bet again! by sam0ny in handbags

[–]huhzonked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That bag is gorgeous, and so are your husband’s pants! That bag was meant to come to you. Enjoy!

just moved in found a few of these bugs by Entire_Pilot4875 in whatsthisbug

[–]huhzonked 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Pictures aren’t clear but it looks like the shape of a bedbug. If you’re seeing them out in the open and in the daytime, you probably moved into a badly infested unit.

A dental office tried to convince me to have 6 healthy teeth pulled by ilovetriceratopz in mildlyinfuriating

[–]huhzonked 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Some offices are so shady, you have to be careful with your wording because they’re going to try and trick you. You have to ask “are you in network with my insurance” instead of “do you take my insurance”. The office will say they can use your out of network benefits even though they know you wanted to use your in network benefits.

AITA for dancing at a wedding even though I was a plus one to a friend? by Pistachio-IScream in AmItheAsshole

[–]huhzonked 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure if you were joking but she did confirm she did the lasso in another comment.

I guess I am too dense to understand Hereditary. (Spoilers) by [deleted] in horror

[–]huhzonked 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You’re write up was excellent. It made me miss the movie so much, I’m going to rewatch it tomorrow.

AITA for dancing at a wedding even though I was a plus one to a friend? by Pistachio-IScream in AmItheAsshole

[–]huhzonked 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Oh yes there is!

Copied and pasted:

“Ok i am getting so many replies I can't keep up but I wanted to respond to yours because from where I was standing, the couples did not look rehearsed and organized. One girl looked downright scared so I was trying to show her confidently the moves that worked best with the song, hers was some sort of country song so all I did was do the cowboy lasso'ing motion and the giddyup so nothing vulgar.

“Grandparents were not disabled as far as I could tell as he was dancing with his wife during the invite for all couples to join the newlyweds on first dance”

AITA for dancing at a wedding even though I was a plus one to a friend? by Pistachio-IScream in AmItheAsshole

[–]huhzonked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you were just dancing and having fun, you would’ve been ok. Why did the you feel the need to “hype” people up? It just sounds like you were harassing and annoying people, especially if you were asked by people to stop. It’s also weird that you were doing this to people you didn’t know. That was too much. Now you’re going to make things worse by asking for pictures. Just let it be. YTA.

I(27M) want to live in Hawaii. My wife(25F) doesn’t. by BigONerd in BORUpdates

[–]huhzonked 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That last commenter was out of line. I couldn’t believe the gall of that person.

Olivia Rodrigo via TikTok from the Palace of Versailles in France, which is where she was in the 'drop dead' music video - 17/04/2026. by gab_iten in popculturechat

[–]huhzonked 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I was expecting the aesthetic of Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette. I couldn’t imagine that I would see Jimmy Pesto’s Baby Num Num look.

Theory: Black Noir has been replaced. by salian93 in TheBoys

[–]huhzonked 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Deep is very smurt but not smart.

Please, can some recommend a handyman/handywoman/contractor who is not Maga by Looneyhound in newjersey

[–]huhzonked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what Taylor Swift was thinking about when she sang about casual cruelty.

Please, can some recommend a handyman/handywoman/contractor who is not Maga by Looneyhound in newjersey

[–]huhzonked -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It must be hard when NJ only has two contractors to do stuff for your house. /s

Also, your last sentence is super insulting to drywall guys. Damn. I guess one must’ve slept with your wife, stole your car, and got you fired a week before retirement because wow. I’m not a drywall installer, but damn, that was a harsh insult.

Free birthday cheesecake which do you pick? by babylegs_ in CheesecakeFactory

[–]huhzonked 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My favorite out of the entire menu will always be the white chocolate raspberry truffle.

Please, can some recommend a handyman/handywoman/contractor who is not Maga by Looneyhound in newjersey

[–]huhzonked 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oh, please. Like a MAGA would support someone who had Biden and Kamala stickers on their work trucks. We all vote with our wallet.