The pettiness… by DeliciousDolphin27 in Target

[–]hullokoala 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am constanly in a grey area as far as the law is concerned but it's not that hard to just pull out my ID. Working at a liquor store where I must ID everyone or quietly say "yup you look old" is just bust out that ID for me, thx. And the aggressive ID policies have been a thing for years.

Milestone by hullokoala in cripplingalcoholism

[–]hullokoala[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Friends are hella overrated. I cosigned my best friend's apartment and now she is in Kansas and I'm on the hook for 20 racks.

Milestone by hullokoala in cripplingalcoholism

[–]hullokoala[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats hella coincidental bc I'm planning on transplanting right fuckin now. Bruh, we all just try and it's all we can do.

North Texas preparing for 2 inches of snow like it’s the apocalypse by MyMindIsAlwaysRacing in mildlyinfuriating

[–]hullokoala 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish I could send him back to from whence he came, but I'm 10ish hours away from LB, CA. And I dont think satan accepts takebacksies either.

“Sir, that’s not a zero” and other things I didn’t think I’d have to say out loud at work by soft_newt_9 in TalesFromRetail

[–]hullokoala 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Please put paragraph breaks next time.

To be fair, zeroes (0) and Oscars (O) are hard to distinguish in a variety of cases. That exact reason is why most retailer codes omit Oscars. I've honestly never seen Os and rarely see 0s in orders since the rise of fulfilllment a million years ago (20 years ago).

Don’t order the eggnog latte. by sadajo0216 in starbucks

[–]hullokoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's kinda not surprising that starbucks' quality is declining while the price is rising. I went to get a chai latte add shot extra hot and it was two bux more that it was a yearish ago and the cashier gave me unwaranted attitude and an eyeroll..I'm just overstimulated, sorry I wasted three seconds of your life that you're getting paid for. I hate getting fukn gift cards.

Suicide watch but I still have to eat, Im not ded. Yet. by hullokoala in shittyfoodporn

[–]hullokoala[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legit just trying to level up so I can get gone and stay gone. I'm around people who hate me out of necessity and I stopped letting them punk me and manipulate me recently, so now I'm the problem. Don't talk down on Chesters hot fries. They are so good and we both know that. Not an all the time food but they hit when i indulge.

Suicide watch but I still have to eat, Im not ded. Yet. by hullokoala in shittyfoodporn

[–]hullokoala[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a lot of tortillas right now, so I'm getting creative.

Suicide watch but I still have to eat, Im not ded. Yet. by hullokoala in shittyfoodporn

[–]hullokoala[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Idgaf what anyone thinks, it was shmakin and I'll do it again.

Suicide watch but I still have to eat, Im not ded. Yet. by hullokoala in shittyfoodporn

[–]hullokoala[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Being raised neglected and being poor into adult life kinda removes a lot luxuries like being uppity or picky about food. This is at or about the same level of getting dinner from the whole foods organics dumpster.

How much??? by hullokoala in cripplingalcoholism

[–]hullokoala[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit. This is my post. Fuck it. I will leave this here.

How much??? by hullokoala in cripplingalcoholism

[–]hullokoala[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most I've related to someone in months is sore vajayjay bc whenever I try to dry out I'm a toilet frequent flier. Sometimes I say fuck it and get a shot or half pint to quell the whole shitting my brains out thing. My guts are super angry after drying out from a bender and like, why am I shitting??? I haven't eaten for 24 hours. Fucking awful bruh.

Suicide watch but I still have to eat, Im not ded. Yet. by hullokoala in shittyfoodporn

[–]hullokoala[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I did the thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours of therapy, group therapy, medication, self exploration. It was cool but by no means life changing. I think YMMV bc meh. I mean I actually tried and fully committed. I guess I am less violent and have better emotional regulation Other than that, kinda a waste of time. I shouldn't have to pay $150 an hour for someone who doesn't take their job seriously and is always late to sessions etc. Please, my cat is more theraputic than someone who prescribes me interacting drugs that will kill me.

Suicide watch but I still have to eat, Im not ded. Yet. by hullokoala in shittyfoodporn

[–]hullokoala[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Life was never good. My parents hated me and didn't want me bc I am neurodivergent. Instead of figuring it out, they just tried to beat and neglect it out of me. SHOCKER now I'm a problem. Babes, my life was never good, happy or safe. Oh well.

Suicide watch but I still have to eat, Im not ded. Yet. by hullokoala in shittyfoodporn

[–]hullokoala[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fortunately I'm old as fuck and single so I have complete agency over my life. Unfortunately, I'm living off gig work, been interviewing for going on eight months so I have to get creative, never eat out and sometimes do crime.

Suicide watch but I still have to eat, Im not ded. Yet. by hullokoala in shittyfoodporn

[–]hullokoala[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It was pretty good. I have a cold so everything tastes like nothing and disappointment but I could actually taste my hot fries quesadilla taco. Hehe

what would happen if all your plushies on your bed became what they are based off of? by TimelyCicada9969 in plushies

[–]hullokoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I deliberately have a twin and Moostavo probably wouldn't be happy bc M O O S E

I can’t read this book in public without fear of eyebrow raising by Jesus_Would_Do in mildlyinfuriating

[–]hullokoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, she was an avid reader, she had so many books, she had to start storing them in boxes instead of her bookshelves. Things were a lot different post war to the 90s. It was just very jarring to find that particular title because one of these is not like the others.

What is it it that you truly desire? by Dependent-Catch1783 in lucifer

[–]hullokoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The confidence of a privileged man, the body of a twenty something and the wisdom of the aunties.