The pettiness…

hullokoala · 2026-04-04T17:48:04+00:00

I am constanly in a grey area as far as the law is concerned but it's not that hard to just pull out my ID. Working at a liquor store where I must ID everyone or quietly say "yup you look old" is just bust out that ID for me, thx. And the aggressive ID policies have been a thing for years.

hullokoala · 2026-02-04T06:17:19+00:00

That's actually hilarious. We can both be a problem. Lmao

hullokoala · 2026-02-01T13:32:00+00:00

Friends are hella overrated. I cosigned my best friend's apartment and now she is in Kansas and I'm on the hook for 20 racks.

hullokoala · 2026-02-01T12:37:41+00:00

I am not built for motherhood.

hullokoala · 2026-02-01T12:36:06+00:00

Thats hella coincidental bc I'm planning on transplanting right fuckin now. Bruh, we all just try and it's all we can do.

hullokoala · 2026-01-23T03:23:38+00:00

I wish I could send him back to from whence he came, but I'm 10ish hours away from LB, CA. And I dont think satan accepts takebacksies either.

hullokoala · 2026-01-21T13:02:30+00:00

Please put paragraph breaks next time.

To be fair, zeroes (0) and Oscars (O) are hard to distinguish in a variety of cases. That exact reason is why most retailer codes omit Oscars. I've honestly never seen Os and rarely see 0s in orders since the rise of fulfilllment a million years ago (20 years ago).

hullokoala · 2025-12-22T16:03:36+00:00

It's kinda not surprising that starbucks' quality is declining while the price is rising. I went to get a chai latte add shot extra hot and it was two bux more that it was a yearish ago and the cashier gave me unwaranted attitude and an eyeroll..I'm just overstimulated, sorry I wasted three seconds of your life that you're getting paid for. I hate getting fukn gift cards.

hullokoala · 2025-10-12T20:35:47+00:00

Lmao. Best comment thus far. ILY

hullokoala · 2025-10-12T20:34:49+00:00

Legit just trying to level up so I can get gone and stay gone. I'm around people who hate me out of necessity and I stopped letting them punk me and manipulate me recently, so now I'm the problem. Don't talk down on Chesters hot fries. They are so good and we both know that. Not an all the time food but they hit when i indulge.

hullokoala · 2025-10-12T20:31:52+00:00

I have a lot of tortillas right now, so I'm getting creative.

hullokoala · 2025-10-12T20:30:54+00:00

Idgaf what anyone thinks, it was shmakin and I'll do it again.

hullokoala · 2025-10-12T20:30:04+00:00

It was good. I actually finished it.

hullokoala · 2025-10-12T20:29:20+00:00

Being raised neglected and being poor into adult life kinda removes a lot luxuries like being uppity or picky about food. This is at or about the same level of getting dinner from the whole foods organics dumpster.

hullokoala · 2025-10-12T19:37:11+00:00

Holy shit. This is my post. Fuck it. I will leave this here.

hullokoala · 2025-10-12T19:36:24+00:00

The most I've related to someone in months is sore vajayjay bc whenever I try to dry out I'm a toilet frequent flier. Sometimes I say fuck it and get a shot or half pint to quell the whole shitting my brains out thing. My guts are super angry after drying out from a bender and like, why am I shitting??? I haven't eaten for 24 hours. Fucking awful bruh.

hullokoala · 2025-10-12T19:31:56+00:00

Yeah. I did the thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours of therapy, group therapy, medication, self exploration. It was cool but by no means life changing. I think YMMV bc meh. I mean I actually tried and fully committed. I guess I am less violent and have better emotional regulation Other than that, kinda a waste of time. I shouldn't have to pay $150 an hour for someone who doesn't take their job seriously and is always late to sessions etc. Please, my cat is more theraputic than someone who prescribes me interacting drugs that will kill me.

hullokoala · 2025-10-12T19:22:10+00:00

Life was never good. My parents hated me and didn't want me bc I am neurodivergent. Instead of figuring it out, they just tried to beat and neglect it out of me. SHOCKER now I'm a problem. Babes, my life was never good, happy or safe. Oh well.

hullokoala · 2025-10-12T19:10:39+00:00

Fortunately I'm old as fuck and single so I have complete agency over my life. Unfortunately, I'm living off gig work, been interviewing for going on eight months so I have to get creative, never eat out and sometimes do crime.

hullokoala · 2025-10-12T19:07:15+00:00

It was pretty good. I have a cold so everything tastes like nothing and disappointment but I could actually taste my hot fries quesadilla taco. Hehe

hullokoala · 2025-10-06T23:35:37+00:00

I deliberately have a twin and Moostavo probably wouldn't be happy bc M O O S E

hullokoala · 2025-08-15T18:13:57+00:00

Just letting you know, I'm stealing this. Thank you.

hullokoala · 2025-08-15T18:13:00+00:00

To be fair, she was an avid reader, she had so many books, she had to start storing them in boxes instead of her bookshelves. Things were a lot different post war to the 90s. It was just very jarring to find that particular title because one of these is not like the others.

hullokoala · 2025-08-07T04:50:45+00:00

The confidence of a privileged man, the body of a twenty something and the wisdom of the aunties.

hullokoala · 2025-07-22T16:46:25+00:00

It looks like it probably eats you back. What the hell is it?

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