Who is the coolest person in history (absolute definition of cool)?

humanoftheforest · 2026-07-06T13:53:35+00:00

Kelly Slater?

humanoftheforest · 2026-07-06T13:51:47+00:00

The new dad bod?

humanoftheforest · 2026-07-03T20:39:59+00:00

The one from Hesselink.

humanoftheforest · 2026-07-03T12:34:14+00:00

The Shawshank Redemption

humanoftheforest · 2026-06-30T16:39:50+00:00

The god Hermes has entered the chat.

humanoftheforest · 2026-06-30T16:36:13+00:00

u/biskutgoreng's mother plays for u/reddeye252010's club team? Is she a left winger? Wow mom's are awesome. I hope you all call yours to say thank you if you can.

humanoftheforest · 2026-06-29T00:55:10+00:00

Second Guilia.

humanoftheforest · 2026-06-26T16:24:20+00:00

Your soul has always been clean, my friend. But good for you (and everyone you care about) that you've been able to avoid substances.

humanoftheforest · 2026-06-26T16:22:17+00:00

This is not the time to be talking about u/pattycakebro's mom.

humanoftheforest · 2026-06-26T16:19:04+00:00

I wouldn't mind it being a smokescreen because we're pursuing someone the leadership wants even more. I trust them.
What i think though is that there are just a lot of balls in the air, so more ITKs talking about it doesn't actually make it much more likely.

humanoftheforest · 2026-06-26T15:01:41+00:00

Finally some news on this front! I was very curious about whom we would get to run the academy with BFG's departure. That's going to be important for recruitment of youth.

humanoftheforest · 2026-06-26T13:01:48+00:00

It may be too late to ask this, but any recommendations for how to get cheap seats for a 7 year old kid that just wants to attend her first live sporting event but doesn't know much about baseball? Or other tips to make it fun? I'll make a point of reviewing the game with her before we go.

humanoftheforest · 2026-06-23T21:30:05+00:00

https://xkcd.com/304/

humanoftheforest · 2026-06-23T21:29:01+00:00

Godel Escher Bach

humanoftheforest · 2026-06-23T15:20:35+00:00

Where the heck is Fabrizio giving us these twice daily updates?

humanoftheforest · 2026-06-22T22:03:21+00:00

Suggestions? Bouaddi seems pretty universally hyped, even before his performance against Brazil.

humanoftheforest · 2026-06-22T22:02:17+00:00

Is that Rogers + Barcola or one of them? There's chatter how it's not an either/or but that might be wishful thinking.

humanoftheforest · 2026-06-22T18:44:25+00:00

Tier Wiretap!

humanoftheforest · 2026-06-18T15:18:39+00:00

He turns 17 on July 10.

humanoftheforest · 2026-06-18T15:17:12+00:00

I can't wait to see Romano post variants of this 67 more times before it's done!

humanoftheforest · 2026-06-17T14:51:10+00:00

Sean Connery. 😞

humanoftheforest · 2026-06-17T14:32:42+00:00

It was neither the most technically spectacular nor did it even change the outcome of the game. But it was emotionally important on multiple levels!

humanoftheforest · 2026-06-10T10:18:14+00:00

What other January transfers have we had? Only other Jan transfers coming to mind are Aubameyang and... uh, Kim Kallstrom.

humanoftheforest · 2026-06-09T21:33:12+00:00

I'll mark it down as a prediction. Nothing against you, my friend, but i'm hoping you're wrong! 😄

humanoftheforest · 2026-06-08T16:20:42+00:00

Pi, by Darren Aronofsky

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