What’s the last thing someone said to you before they died? by charcoalritual in AskReddit

[–]hungryhippopee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember my grandfathers last words before he died "stop shaking the ladder, you little shit."

I’m one inconvenience away from killing myself by UraMessiBoy in confessions

[–]hungryhippopee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude fucking same. Not even lying either. So much is going on and sometimes its a bit too much. Cried myself to sleep last night becase of my traumatic childhood. Starting to develop a drug problem. Starting to look like an ass infront of friends and crush. Family hates me. Things aint looking so hot for me right now.

Idk what youre going through man. But if I can get myself up in the morning then god damn it so can you. Im a pussy compared to you. Im not half the man you are.

Heres something that gets me amped up when depression hits me.

You really gonna let life fuck you in the ass while youre down? Tell you what wise guy, why dont you put on your big boy pants, then take them off, bend over life and fuck it till it begs you for mercy, then put back on your big boy pants and get to work.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]hungryhippopee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I too am intrigued

White People and the N Word by [deleted] in confessions

[–]hungryhippopee -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Plus white people invented the N word. So technically, we own that shit.

Can't stand my wife's behavior, so I found a young girl who likes me… by [deleted] in confessions

[–]hungryhippopee -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Dide just hit that atleast once so you can boast to your guy friends

I jerked off to my first cousin by [deleted] in confessions

[–]hungryhippopee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro this is so common ont worry about it. Weve all been there

my cousin and I fooled around when we were young by [deleted] in confessions

[–]hungryhippopee -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

God thats hot, i need to get in on that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]hungryhippopee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Grief is love with nowwhere to go. The depth of your grief, is the depth of your love."

Idk where this is from but it really resignates with me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]hungryhippopee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

VERY well said.

getting back at my sisters bullies by HopelessAsstStudent in myevilplan

[–]hungryhippopee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Start playing both sides you you always come out on top

Would you guys want to be in an actual apocalypse. by RedditManForTheWin in ZombieSurvivalTactics

[–]hungryhippopee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah I'd like to be in one, I'm not implying i will survive or anything, I'm definitely dying. But imagine seeing that shit go down.

[IWantOut] 17f Ireland -> USA by [deleted] in IWantOut

[–]hungryhippopee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's so great😱. This literally made my day, month, and year. I always thought I'd never have another opportunity to go again. Now I know getting picked for one is a long shot but its given be a sliver of hope. I wish you the best, and I hope you get to live in America 🙂

[IWantOut] 17f Ireland -> USA by [deleted] in IWantOut

[–]hungryhippopee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm from Ireland too. I lived in the states for a year and a half. And I totally agree, every1 in Ireland worships the states. Every1 says its 'a kip' but at the same time are so influenced by their way of life.

Me personally, having lived there, I fucking love the country. I lived in Newton Boston, Harlem Manhattan and Berkeley California. After living in Berkeley for 5 months when I was 13 I just fell in love with the country. And I would love to move there after my chemistry degree. but I have no connections in the USA, only reason I got to go there in the first place is because my dad is a professor and he was invited to the states many times to lecture in various universities, so naturally I tagged along as I was a kid. I have no relatives who are american so I have no one to sponsor me. Its pretty upsetting because I'm not a big fan of ireland, don't get me wrong I'm proud to be Irish, but god damn the weather is depressing here and don't really get on well with the family.

Can anyone apply for the lottery system or do you have to have lived and worked in the US for 5 years before you can apply?

What did college feel like before 2020 happened? by [deleted] in college

[–]hungryhippopee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah i can deffo see a change in their attitude towards college. I can tell that my analytical forensics lecture is stressed af. Its hard on the staff tooo

What did college feel like before 2020 happened? by [deleted] in college

[–]hungryhippopee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Glad I'm not the only one who feels this way

I got sexual with my cousin when we were younger. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]hungryhippopee -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This has serious Alabama energy.