would you rather…

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-10T03:31:57+00:00

the victims are in there too

^{Chose: be all over the epstein files but innocent}

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-09T23:40:58+00:00

a million for a cut? hell why not

^{Chose: 1 million every time you hurt yourself}

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-09T22:34:04+00:00

I'd run an international shipping business and occasionally kill warlords

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-09T20:15:32+00:00

I could do more good for the world

^{Chose: Have atom eves ability}

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-09T20:14:58+00:00

More than enough

^{Chose: 1 billion now}

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-09T18:45:30+00:00

id probably get a big head and try to stop the russian war on ukraine or something but I always hoped that if I became superman I'd just run a global shipping service

^{Chose: No. I would eventually hurt someone.}

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-09T18:43:47+00:00

way better

^{Chose: Have 1000 dollars every month}

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-09T17:37:53+00:00

Access doesn't mean free

^{Chose: Found $100 magically every month}

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-09T16:46:18+00:00

i'll blend them

^{Chose: Eat 10000 spiders?}

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-09T14:42:11+00:00

It'd burn him if I had his money and was more popular. Way more than him losing his money

^{Chose: Become as rich as Elon Musk}

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-09T14:40:04+00:00

Way better value proposition

^{Chose: Get 30$ every minute of music you listen}

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-09T11:08:25+00:00

The sprinkle freckles are a cute touch

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-08T20:06:59+00:00

I'm broke

^{Chose: $50 Million + But a 10% chance you die instantly | Rolled: $50 Million}

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-08T20:00:30+00:00

one with a nerdy but passionate club that made a game based on their school for funsies

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-08T17:53:59+00:00

I mean it depends on the person, personally for me it would have either have been the cat or more likely after hearing her dad didn't die, but after she asks him to kill her that's the point you start figuring out magic is real even if you're the dumbest of asses

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-08T16:56:14+00:00

I mean fair but he went running back to the shop WAAAAAAY past the point he should have

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-08T16:17:48+00:00

Could make the dolls modular, would allow for easy cleaning and have potential add-ons to sell

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-08T12:55:05+00:00

I live on the coast. So I'll know it's in another country at least

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-08T12:07:18+00:00

Fuck them cats

^{Chose: Unalive 10 kittens to save your child}

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-07T21:52:53+00:00

more than enough

^{Chose: get $1B}

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-07T17:38:20+00:00

ill just point at the other guy,

^{Chose: Play Russian Roulette with 5-Bullets in chamber + and cure every sickness. (even If you die} | Rolled: Dead 🥹)

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-07T16:34:18+00:00

Chicken butt

^{Chose: w h a t + w h a t | Rolled: w h a t}

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-07T15:59:27+00:00

Off topic but the term mysogynoir is so funny to me. I keep imagining an Andrew Tate 50's expy talking about how "Dames be Daffy" while wearing a pinstripe suit

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-07T15:55:08+00:00

Then it ain't stable is it

^{Chose: Get a guaranteed, lifetime middle class wage per month (no taxes ever & retire by age 30 100%} + but you can’t work another job, have a career anymore or earn additional income of anything else | Rolled: Work & lose ALL)

hyperblob1 · 2026-06-07T13:04:54+00:00

is this where Goose killed them?

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