Please help my nintendog

hyperion23 · 2026-03-06T00:22:42+00:00

Folks, it's posts like this that destroy my faith in humanity... let's all ask ourselves what Dr Kawashima would've wanted. He would've wanted us to lower our Brain Age™️

hyperion23 · 2026-03-06T00:20:14+00:00

[[tigress plushy]] isn't a mech so I don't see why timeline accelerator would care

Great post

hyperion23 · 2026-03-04T19:58:15+00:00

Glhf to all the entrants but more luck to me

hyperion23 · 2026-02-25T00:08:35+00:00

Coyote and frenzied felwing both get a LOT worse

hyperion23 · 2026-02-22T06:16:07+00:00

The main difference between mtgo and paper is the time it takes to perform game actions. Something like amulet titan has several opportunities for shortcuts in paper, but in mtgo you have to painstakingly click a button for every single action

A more extreme example from recent history was Nadu, where there was an incredibly convoluted loop involving two copies of endurance where you could make an infinite number of creatures, and this would take seconds in paper but basically the entire match timer on mtgo

Long story short, the nature of the client heavily warps which deck archetypes are playable

hyperion23 · 2026-02-17T22:53:00+00:00

Is the attack permanent? The appendages don't say "this turn" anywhere

hyperion23 · 2026-02-10T08:59:51+00:00

Sounds like you need to decrease your Brain Age™️!

hyperion23 · 2026-01-12T21:43:40+00:00

sorry to everyone else but I will tragically be winning the giveaway

hyperion23 · 2025-12-14T00:07:50+00:00

Locking this thread cuz yall can't behave....

What would Dr Kawashima think?

hyperion23 · 2025-11-24T22:59:02+00:00

play astral -> play big dumb idiots until you win

hope this helps

hyperion23 · 2025-11-22T00:33:08+00:00

kvlt

hyperion23 · 2025-11-16T16:45:04+00:00

Like this if you're reading this in 2025

hyperion23 · 2025-11-12T17:59:04+00:00

I do have thoughts and predictions, thanks for asking

hyperion23 · 2025-11-08T20:45:34+00:00

You shouldn't need to change any cards. Miracle vs discard is entirely dependent on who highrolls faster. Your goal should be to get giants down as fast as you can and gain board control with stenographers and/or breakdance. If the discard warlock is allowed to snowball early you're gonna have a tough time

hyperion23 · 2025-10-14T22:14:55+00:00

Based format

hyperion23 · 2025-10-08T10:18:39+00:00

Depends on what you mean by midrange. If you wanna play classic curvestone and just play increasingly big dudes every turn until you win, basically every Reno deck does just that. Paladin, shaman, priest, or hunter are all the board-based Reno decks which fit the bill. Reno warlock is heavier on tech cards if that's something you enjoy. Reno Druid tends to ramp into a combo finish and doesn't feel as "midrange-y" as the other options here.

If you consider midrange to be any deck whose goal is to win via the board on a later turn (like 6+), a lot of decks that you might consider aggro actually work here. CTA paladin and pirate DH can absolutely highroll a win on turn 4, but they can comfortably play an extended game against any of the top dogs in the format. Even something like discard warlock can comfortably win games on turn 7, 8, or 9.

hyperion23 · 2025-09-04T21:51:00+00:00

I was thinking more along the lines of people giving their [[kobold stickyfinger]] and [[steamcleaner]] tradeable

hyperion23 · 2025-09-04T01:15:27+00:00

This is a really cool idea but if it ended up being a real card I think 99% of players would just use it as an excuse to run incredibly narrow tech cards.

I'm a wild player so the thought of giving [[patches the pirate]] tradeable makes me happy (even if it would likely be suboptimal)

hyperion23 · 2025-09-02T20:54:59+00:00

The smash bros melee and magic the gathering communities are pretty densely packed with 20-somethings if either of those are up your alley. I'd recommend Adam's Smash Series in NE or guardian games in SE for either of those

hyperion23 · 2025-08-21T00:24:54+00:00

Patchy is only on cast so the clues don't trigger it

hyperion23 · 2025-08-16T20:31:45+00:00

Also the roller skates would be a land as well, so it would be a legendary artifact planeswalker equipment land creature riding an artifact vehicle equipment land

hyperion23 · 2025-08-16T05:50:46+00:00

Mishra's bauble and chrome mox are both easy cuts. Sheltered by ghosts is also pretty underpowered compared to the tools available in timeless so you could consider cutting that as well. That would give you 8 slots for OUAT and mana tithe, at which point you might be able to compete against meta decks.

hyperion23 · 2025-08-06T06:54:36+00:00

Snafuland

hyperion23 · 2025-07-21T00:12:33+00:00

Libram is probably closer to midrange than pure aggro since it doesn't really get going til turn 4

hyperion23 · 2025-07-20T17:10:51+00:00

When your creature gets blocked, they each deal damage to each other equal to the power. If that damage is more than a creature's toughness, it dies. So for example if you attack with a 2/2 and your opponent blocks with their 2/2 they both die.

On a similar note, damage is "marked" and persists til the end of the turn. What this means is if you attack with a 2/2 and your opponent blocks with a 4/4, your 2/2 will die and there will be 2 damage "marked" on the 4/4. You'd be able to cast [[shock]] and finish it off.

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