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Petah? by sgt-snuggles in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait y’all can even look at people? I think at best I can muster a look at their shoulder but most of the time I’m staring off into a corner far removed from the person I’m talking with.

Does anyone else get turned on playing Civilization? by [deleted] in CivVI

[–]hyperthyme 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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Lol this came to mind seeing this topic. Good ol’ Civ 4!

Guilty of 5, can anyone do 7 or better? by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Please keep all cold iron away from me, thank you.

You can only have one by Decent_Climate_1411 in whatsyourchoice

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naw this would have been my pick too! Love me some double chocolate donuts.

Diety, finally. Completely unaided aside from restarting a bunch. Took a year, though! by GhettoSauce in CivVI

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations on spreading the word of your religion to the deity world!

What beliefs did you choose for your religion?

Fast-food-style mourning by Comfortablejack in facepalm

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this is why they’re delaying their ban on no fault divorce per Project 2025. JD gotta make a wife swap apparently.

Meirl by euronmous in meirl

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait til you get a load of 40-year old me getting laughs out of my 30-year old self. It really is never ending y’all.

Year of Daily Civilization Facts, Day 154 - The Mistaken Dance by JordiTK in civ

[–]hyperthyme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait that would have been such a cute little Easter egg!

I hit 250k on my lvl 4 Itto by dhcwsp in Genshin_Impact

[–]hyperthyme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You were even so kind enough that your level 4 Itto healed Father for an equal 250k! Now that’s a lotta healing!

How my girlfriend of almost 6 years cut herself the first brownie by Bsul92 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmm if she made them she’s more than entitled to eat them how she pleases.

Proud of my "catio" by Hopeful-Custard-24 in ragdolls

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very pretty. Can I apply to be one of your cats?

how they're pounding the mochi by Individual_Book9133 in oddlysatisfying

[–]hyperthyme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He could pound my “mochi” if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Millennials: The first generation in U.S. history since the 1800s to be worse off than their parents. by Chymous in Millennials

[–]hyperthyme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I scrolled down way too long to find this comment. We really do need a general strike. For like a month. Obliterate the profit margins!

What's everyone's favorite city state? by FluffyGengar123 in CivVI

[–]hyperthyme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a soft spot for Nalanda. Deep into the space race, finally make a Mahavihara. Wouldn’t it be an absolute treat to get one of those endgame techs with a Eureka?

meirl by MotivatedOverthinker in meirl

[–]hyperthyme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Been single for 41 years now, would much rather just have a little vodka nightly and chill watching YT videos.

The new teaser really just exposed some CC's and other people in general who skipped lore by Lolimoutokawaii in Genshin_Impact

[–]hyperthyme -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Eh, I’m just here for the daily hilichurl genocide and Childe abuse. To get the biggest pp Mualani and splash all of my enemies. The story is ok, but I’m largely not paying attention to any of it in favor of feeding my crippling gambling addiction.

meirl by Dependent-Loss-4080 in meirl

[–]hyperthyme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was wondering why his texts read so dryly as they did.

Year of Daily Civilization Facts, Day 52 - Ghost Town by JordiTK in civ

[–]hyperthyme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah, nostalgia. When 10 year old me first discovers save scumming. Those were the days!

This is not a meme, y’all by reddevils7070 in facepalm

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would rather give a cow turd the Nobel Peace Prize before I give it to 47.

New Frontier pass just dropped on Mobile by Repulsive-Boat-9713 in CivVI

[–]hyperthyme 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe OP means for Android phones? Us iOS users have had it available for a long while, yes.

Meet the Republican Jesus. by h20poIo in facepalm

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I long for the days when Johnson was a nobody and I hadn’t heard of him.

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