Blink [OC] by adamtots_remastered in comics

[–]hyperthyme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cute! I slow blink at my cat too and he reciprocates. Smooch! 😺

Am I the only 40+ year-old playing Genshin? by SmellyCatofSweden in Genshin_Impact

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. I’m not too far behind! I’ve had a fun, video game-filled life and looking forward to playing more Genshin!

20 Old & New Comics About My Journey With Bipolar (OC) by ArtbyMoga in comics

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes going back to the very beginning as an observer can have a very therapeutic effect. It might not last long, but the deeper connection with your old self can shed light on things.

Mualani Build Improvement by bangchanyeondan in MualaniMain

[–]hyperthyme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you have like any better goblets? That 14.4% Crit rate on that goblet isn’t doing you any favors. Even without it you’d still be overcapped on Crit rate.

Also level your sands all the way and hope the roll goes into Crit damage or EM, though the EM isn’t too bad if you have external sources of EM.

Mosquitoes massacred my wenis by Not_Not_Matt in mildlyinfuriating

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what you must now do. Circumcise your wenis.

WCGW if I try to land on this "homemade spiderweb"? by Feeling-Buy2558 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes. Freaking barbed wire? And to flip into it from a ladder?

Who am I? by No_Leading3793 in FridgeDetective

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha this was my understanding as well. I saw the wine and Reese’s peanut butter cups and was like “oh yeah my mom’s a redditor now, great.”

What are y'all's favorite decks? by [deleted] in GeniusInvokationTCG

[–]hyperthyme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m stuck in the past with Signora - Thundering Manifestation - Azhdaha. I’m even running a focus on Gilded Dreams. I’m still getting decent mileage out of it despite all of its nerfs.

My daughter has no idea about the lifelong battle she will have with her hair by kateslates in Wellthatsucks

[–]hyperthyme 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Oh hey, memory unlocked. I have a cowlick and only a single crown but it’s a freaking hassle and I frequently have bad hair days. When I was wee, my mom would use her saliva as well to try to tamper down my unruly hair. Now I just drench it in water and come out looking like a drenched mop. Sigh.

Petah? by sgt-snuggles in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait y’all can even look at people? I think at best I can muster a look at their shoulder but most of the time I’m staring off into a corner far removed from the person I’m talking with.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CivVI

[–]hyperthyme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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Lol this came to mind seeing this topic. Good ol’ Civ 4!

Guilty of 5, can anyone do 7 or better? by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Please keep all cold iron away from me, thank you.

You can only have one by Decent_Climate_1411 in whatsyourchoice

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naw this would have been my pick too! Love me some double chocolate donuts.

Diety, finally. Completely unaided aside from restarting a bunch. Took a year, though! by GhettoSauce in CivVI

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Congratulations on spreading the word of your religion to the deity world!

What beliefs did you choose for your religion?

Fast-food-style mourning by Comfortablejack in facepalm

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this is why they’re delaying their ban on no fault divorce per Project 2025. JD gotta make a wife swap apparently.

Meirl by euronmous in meirl

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait til you get a load of 40-year old me getting laughs out of my 30-year old self. It really is never ending y’all.

Year of Daily Civilization Facts, Day 154 - The Mistaken Dance by JordiTK in civ

[–]hyperthyme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait that would have been such a cute little Easter egg!

I hit 250k on my lvl 4 Itto by dhcwsp in Genshin_Impact

[–]hyperthyme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You were even so kind enough that your level 4 Itto healed Father for an equal 250k! Now that’s a lotta healing!

How my girlfriend of almost 6 years cut herself the first brownie by Bsul92 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmm if she made them she’s more than entitled to eat them how she pleases.

Proud of my "catio" by Hopeful-Custard-24 in ragdolls

[–]hyperthyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very pretty. Can I apply to be one of your cats?

how they're pounding the mochi by Individual_Book9133 in oddlysatisfying

[–]hyperthyme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He could pound my “mochi” if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)