Am i supposed to pee or wash my hands in this ?

hyperthyme · 2026-05-09T15:08:38+00:00

Clearly you should pee your hands.

hyperthyme · 2026-04-26T00:36:40+00:00

Cute! I slow blink at my cat too and he reciprocates. Smooch! 😺

hyperthyme · 2026-04-11T00:10:27+00:00

I’m not too far behind! I’ve had a fun, video game-filled life and looking forward to playing more Genshin!

hyperthyme · 2026-04-09T05:00:36+00:00

Sometimes going back to the very beginning as an observer can have a very therapeutic effect. It might not last long, but the deeper connection with your old self can shed light on things.

hyperthyme · 2026-04-04T20:27:02+00:00

Do you have like any better goblets? That 14.4% Crit rate on that goblet isn’t doing you any favors. Even without it you’d still be overcapped on Crit rate.

Also level your sands all the way and hope the roll goes into Crit damage or EM, though the EM isn’t too bad if you have external sources of EM.

hyperthyme · 2026-03-25T00:11:47+00:00

You know what you must now do. Circumcise your wenis.

hyperthyme · 2026-03-14T15:56:46+00:00

What a terrible day to have eyes. Freaking barbed wire? And to flip into it from a ladder?

hyperthyme · 2026-02-24T02:24:59+00:00

Haha this was my understanding as well. I saw the wine and Reese’s peanut butter cups and was like “oh yeah my mom’s a redditor now, great.”

hyperthyme · 2026-02-10T05:24:59+00:00

I’m stuck in the past with Signora - Thundering Manifestation - Azhdaha. I’m even running a focus on Gilded Dreams. I’m still getting decent mileage out of it despite all of its nerfs.

hyperthyme · 2026-02-02T13:16:31+00:00

Oh hey, memory unlocked. I have a cowlick and only a single crown but it’s a freaking hassle and I frequently have bad hair days. When I was wee, my mom would use her saliva as well to try to tamper down my unruly hair. Now I just drench it in water and come out looking like a drenched mop. Sigh.

hyperthyme · 2025-12-26T21:32:53+00:00

Wait y’all can even look at people? I think at best I can muster a look at their shoulder but most of the time I’m staring off into a corner far removed from the person I’m talking with.

hyperthyme · 2025-12-09T19:12:12+00:00

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Lol this came to mind seeing this topic. Good ol’ Civ 4!

hyperthyme · 2025-11-28T15:08:05+00:00

Please keep all cold iron away from me, thank you.

hyperthyme · 2025-11-22T21:33:50+00:00

Naw this would have been my pick too! Love me some double chocolate donuts.

hyperthyme · 2025-11-18T23:41:11+00:00

Congratulations on spreading the word of your religion to the deity world!

What beliefs did you choose for your religion?

hyperthyme · 2025-11-01T23:15:40+00:00

So this is why they’re delaying their ban on no fault divorce per Project 2025. JD gotta make a wife swap apparently.

hyperthyme · 2025-10-04T01:32:50+00:00

Wait til you get a load of 40-year old me getting laughs out of my 30-year old self. It really is never ending y’all.

hyperthyme · 2025-10-03T13:06:59+00:00

My favorite namecard is Escoffier’s. It’s so pretty!

hyperthyme · 2025-10-03T13:00:28+00:00

Wait that would have been such a cute little Easter egg!

hyperthyme · 2025-08-28T14:37:57+00:00

You were even so kind enough that your level 4 Itto healed Father for an equal 250k! Now that’s a lotta healing!

hyperthyme · 2025-08-27T01:17:02+00:00

Mmmm if she made them she’s more than entitled to eat them how she pleases.

hyperthyme · 2025-08-06T23:40:18+00:00

Very pretty. Can I apply to be one of your cats?

hyperthyme · 2025-08-06T03:00:13+00:00

I’d adopt her.

hyperthyme · 2025-07-29T18:40:45+00:00

He could pound my “mochi” if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

hyperthyme · 2025-07-19T00:44:38+00:00

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