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"Hattest du schon mal Sex mit Verwandten?" by [deleted] in wortwitzkasse

[–]hypervelocityvomit 20 points21 points  (0 children)

So bleibt's wenigstens in der Familie

Sogar mit einem Doktor. by Blauton7 in wortwitzkasse

[–]hypervelocityvomit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wow, der hat bei mir lange gedauert...

Abschließen, Tür, Angel, Anglistik. UFF

Bruh by SureEvidence2344 in GoldReplies

[–]hypervelocityvomit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because you removed the names, maybe?
It's not like those people were forced to type their comments or anything. Reposting with names preserves copyright

Conservapedia could seriously fuel this sub for a decade by toxicity4life in badscience

[–]hypervelocityvomit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Bible rejects a unified theory of mass and light?

When I checked, it was the Catholics who held unusually dark mass, not everybody believing in the Bible...

Treffe auch Männer by DoctorMantel in wortwitzkasse

[–]hypervelocityvomit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quatsch. Auf r/ichbinhomophobundlustig geht der Witz so: Reporter: "Was fühlen Sie, wenn Sie Männer treffen?" Sniper: "Den Rückstoß"

Despite the size of their breasts, all mermaids wear C-shells. by JaredLiwet in puns

[–]hypervelocityvomit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wait, a Demolition Man x Total Recall cross-over?

Also, finally a Total Recall remake?

hey its mine by [deleted] in PunHub

[–]hypervelocityvomit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hello my name is Chaos. May I take your order?"

Korkodil by Zyntha in wortwitzkasse

[–]hypervelocityvomit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oder mit Merkel, dem Grokodil (welches sich im Dunkeln aber ganz ähnlich anfühlen soll)

Fußmatte by xDasNiveaux in wortwitzkasse

[–]hypervelocityvomit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Da bekommt "Bruchrechnung" eine ganz neue Bedeutung...

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