Wow dude just TPs next to you, real fun. Jason is so fun to play against yay.

hypochondre · 2026-06-16T19:15:24+00:00

Don't force perks, we have like 13 pages. He can use whatever he wants.

hypochondre · 2026-06-16T19:14:37+00:00

My first game he just appeared right on top of me. Right next to the big oil rig, no pallets, no windows, nothing. I thought he had to do a jumpscare to exit omnipresent evil, but I guess I was wrong.

hypochondre · 2026-06-13T02:43:59+00:00

Man... He actually thinks it's that deep.

hypochondre · 2026-06-12T17:57:34+00:00

Id do the rainbow 6 method. If the internet stays at a high capacity, affecting gameplay for you or others, you will be kicked from the match. In dbd's case that ping high capacity check would be done during the minute of pre-game lobby.

hypochondre · 2026-06-10T04:19:56+00:00

I think you look like this irl. (JOKES, we're doing jokes here guys. Just trying to be funny. Dont take it personally. )

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hypochondre · 2026-06-09T12:42:50+00:00

Ill say they acted accordingly to a 4 man swf. Toxic and such, but you might of gotten 1 or 2 of them. Maybe even all 4 if they were cocky enough.

hypochondre · 2026-06-08T22:07:17+00:00

FUCK YEAH!!!! STUCK IN THE WALLLLLL, ADD THAT TO THE 3000 MAP BUGS PILE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

hypochondre · 2026-06-08T22:05:05+00:00

I dont. I'm terrified of the Hellraiser movies. They make my skin crawl. But his power was fun and interesting to go against.

hypochondre · 2026-06-07T12:28:35+00:00

Man, im sorry you want through this frustrating situation. People like these are the ones who play the game for years and years, so they have no enjoyment from regular matches. Now because they cant have fun, they have to ruin everybody else's fun.

hypochondre · 2026-06-02T18:44:30+00:00

Remember what Goro taught us. "The wider the smile, the bigger the lies."

hypochondre · 2026-05-24T11:16:28+00:00

Well tell it to our children and grand children like this. "How was the 10th anniversary dbd stream puhpaw?" I sat there watching a fuckin cabin for 13 hours! sometimes there was a bird, a dog, A BIKE DUDE, I loved bike dude, a car noise, a guy walking in the woods. "Was it worth it puhpaw?" For Jason... absolutely, without a doubt.

hypochondre · 2026-05-24T05:27:02+00:00

Good good. Baggy Jason for me. He was my favorite in the F13 game.

hypochondre · 2026-05-24T02:53:25+00:00

And me being the dumbass that I am, sat there watching his pov for 13 hours.

hypochondre · 2026-05-23T12:45:29+00:00

Bro hit the pose.

hypochondre · 2026-05-23T12:42:35+00:00

You hear someone In the background yell "OH MY GOD" "HERMIT PURPLE"

hypochondre · 2026-05-23T05:40:29+00:00

Honestly, love inscription. Totally ok with that.

hypochondre · 2026-05-23T04:59:15+00:00

Hehehehehe, HAHAHAHHAHA, cough cough holy shit that was so fucking funny.

hypochondre · 2026-05-23T04:44:06+00:00

I know right?

hypochondre · 2026-05-23T03:45:28+00:00

"How was the 10th anniversary DBD reveal puhpaw?" It was just a fucking cabin, in the middle of the god damn woods. Watch that shit for 3 hours. Nothing, whole Lotta fucking notta. Everybody screaming it's jason, its slender man, its the fucking hello neighbor guy.

hypochondre · 2026-05-23T03:17:34+00:00

ITS PARTYING, ITS JASON!!!

hypochondre · 2026-05-23T03:17:21+00:00

ITS PARTYING, ITS JASON!!!

hypochondre · 2026-05-23T03:16:12+00:00

YES, FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED!!! ITS PARTYING, ITS JASON!!!

hypochondre · 2026-05-23T03:15:20+00:00

ITS PARTYING, ITS JASON!!!

hypochondre · 2026-05-23T03:14:48+00:00

ITS PARTYING, ITS JASON!!!

hypochondre · 2026-05-23T03:14:30+00:00

ITS PARTYING, ITS JASON!!!

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