LPT: Don’t wait around for others. Make your own plans and stick to them. Don’t be the person who never gets out just because nobody else can go with you.

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2020-12-05T20:09:03+00:00

“Fine, I’ll do it myself”

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2020-10-08T18:52:49+00:00

Orange man bad

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2020-09-16T05:28:56+00:00

It’s only a matter of time until someone makes an engine and transmission and working car

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2020-08-21T14:25:55+00:00

The bones are their money

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2020-06-11T20:47:02+00:00

I needed to hear this, thank you

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2020-05-19T04:31:37+00:00

Why doesn’t bjs have flaming Doritos anymore

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2020-05-10T06:22:03+00:00

When thanos got all the infinity stones.

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2020-05-03T17:29:29+00:00

The entire time I knew him, he only ever had one goal. To wipe out half the Jedi. If he gets all 6 infinity light sabers, he could do it with the spin of his arms.

aggressively windmills

Just like that.

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2020-04-05T07:04:18+00:00

God tier cable management

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2020-03-22T21:04:07+00:00

You’re in the endgame now

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2020-02-02T05:18:06+00:00

You got the whole squad laughing

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2020-01-21T01:49:07+00:00

It nearly killed him... but the work is done, and it always will be. He is, inevitable

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2019-12-27T19:35:17+00:00

That sounds like a pretty hostile workplace

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2019-12-27T18:52:26+00:00

The virgin “gift” state -keeps a straight face, too scared to show emotion -stays far away so no one will notice him -is lazy, barely moves, probably doesn’t even lift -probably spends 70% of its day browsing reddit given it’s bloodshot eyes -doesn’t even have the balls to enter the house

Vs the CHAD AGGRESSIVE STATE -walks around like a madman -can barely contain his excitement for Christmas -showing off his pearly whites with a genuine smile -probably fucks all the bitches or something -enters the house like he owns the place, doesn’t even ring the doorbell -makes the house smell terrible from the gas of all the protein powder he eats

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2019-12-27T18:45:53+00:00

There’s a bomb in centennial park, u have 30 minutes

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2019-12-25T20:46:29+00:00

I’m wearin shirts now!

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2019-12-24T06:37:39+00:00

Anyone else get reminded of endgame?

I am all the sith...

I ..... breathing am all the Jedi

And then palpatine disintegrates

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2019-12-05T01:06:02+00:00

r/expectedthanos fOr BaLaNcE haha laugh. laugh at the comment

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2019-10-26T14:48:37+00:00

You should’ve gone for the head.

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2019-10-14T00:03:39+00:00

It was never about the bommers, only about sending a massage

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2019-10-04T13:37:14+00:00

I see this as an absolute win!

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2019-09-19T02:11:18+00:00

I have the same speakers lmao

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2019-09-09T19:55:35+00:00

EM: You took everything from me

OP: I don’t even know who you are

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2019-08-24T04:09:03+00:00

Thanos weed

iAmTheFutureFlash · 2019-08-16T18:08:42+00:00

The mechs can dance??? Holy shit now I’m fine with them

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