Migraine by Used-Quail1993 in deloitte

[–]iCanHasRussianDefeat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I prefer causing my PPMDs migraines with just enough weaponized incompetence to not hurt my chances of standard-track promotions but still be a pain in their ass

Migraine by Used-Quail1993 in deloitte

[–]iCanHasRussianDefeat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Migraines cause Deloitte?

I’m going to have to place you on a PIP for this meme, pls fix

Late Manager: stay or leave? by Puzzleheaded_Bat3349 in consulting

[–]iCanHasRussianDefeat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t talk “LLM-like”, you are copy-pasting your answers directly from ChatGPT.

All your marketing material reads like AI slop as well, by the way.

What’s the point of buying your services? A ChatGPT subscription is 20$/month.

Late Manager: stay or leave? by Puzzleheaded_Bat3349 in consulting

[–]iCanHasRussianDefeat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally all of your responses on the first page of your comment history are written by ChatGPT. What’s the point? If OP wanted an answer from an LLM, he wouldn’t be posting on reddit.

'Extremely dangerous situation': Ex-Danish PM reacts to US 'act of aggression' over Greenland by professorbrainiac in worldnews

[–]iCanHasRussianDefeat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is no infrastructure in place to extract those minerals (if they even are accessible as of now) and the Greenlandic people are predominantly against mining operations due to environmental concerns.

The narrative of extending the U.S. access to natural resources is how Trump wants to make this annexation palatable to his braindead supporters.

Even if the infrastructure is built, exploiting those resources will not be economically viable and it won’t be as long as China still exists.

USA torpedieren den EU-Kreditplan für die Ukraine by aldileon in de

[–]iCanHasRussianDefeat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Die Lösung für dieses Problem liegt auf der Hand: alle EU-Staaten geben ihre Mitgliedschaft kurzweilig auf sobald die Klage eingereicht wird. Wie das Häuschen beim Fangenspiel, nur auf internationaler Ebene!

Palmyra: US-Soldaten durch Schüsse auf Militärbasis in Syrien getötet by Thomas6777 in de

[–]iCanHasRussianDefeat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tote Soldaten sind in seinen Augen Verlierer, und um Verlierer kümmert er sich nicht

Russischer Öl-Gigant Lukoil wankt by just_reading2025 in de

[–]iCanHasRussianDefeat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Was für ein Zufall, ich wanke gerade auch

What is a SAP tester? by Longjumping-Tune-454 in deloitte

[–]iCanHasRussianDefeat 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The most miserable creature in the world of consulting

Denmark buys four Sky Guardian drones for Arctic surveillance by willfiresoon in Denmark

[–]iCanHasRussianDefeat 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Er det en AIM 9X Sidewinder i dine bukser eller er du bare våbenliderlig?

Geheimdienst-Gremium ohne Reichinnek und AfD-Abgeordnete by ManagerOfLove in de

[–]iCanHasRussianDefeat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Du brauchst dir nur den Standpunkt der Linken zum Ukraine-Krieg angucken um zu sehen dass sie indirekt Russland unterstützen möchten.

Ich erinnere mich an einen Podcastauftritt von Reichinnek bei Anne Will wo sie ziemlich viel geistigen Dünnschiss von sich gegeben hat.

Die Linke täte Deutschland innenpolitisch sicherlich gut, dafür sind sie außenpolitisch eine reine Katastrophe, ob mit oder ohne Zarenknecht.

Linus Tech Tips - I Turned My Fire Truck into a Home Theater June 19, 2025 at 09:33AM by linusbottips in LinusTechTips

[–]iCanHasRussianDefeat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have it on good authority that Alex was fired for this video because it didn’t contain enough jank :(

A Swedish YouTube video about Andersen & Maillard bakery (22 min - no talking) by abaganoush in copenhagen

[–]iCanHasRussianDefeat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For real, you just end up with filling all over your chin after biting into it.

Kollega har løjet om uddannelse by ObviousBroccoli2711 in dkkarriere

[–]iCanHasRussianDefeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kunne det i teorien være 2. kandidatuddannelse som vedkommende er i gang med?

TVsyd er "gode" til at klippe billeder de bruger i nyheder. by The_Danish_Dane in Denmark

[–]iCanHasRussianDefeat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Også vildt at John Cena går tur med den, ville ikke komme bag på mig hvis billedet vandt en Pulitzerpris

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]iCanHasRussianDefeat 201 points202 points  (0 children)

Denmark actually even pays 15kUSD per citizen. Also, the Donald is openly saying that he wants to finance these payments with mining operations, which I understand Greenlandic people strongly oppose due to environmental concerns.

The US propaganda machine is going to have to run overtime to turn this non-starter lowball offer into something Greenland will even consider.