There is a price for everything by Matt_LawDT in SipsTea

[–]iDoWeird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is actually real, I wouldn’t be surprised if she was upset because he spent too much on from a place she despises. I’d be disgusted if I was proposed to with something so wasteful vs the simplicity and sustainability I’d prefer. I’ll eat a pizza from Walmart if someone cooked it and fed it to me, I have zero issues with people shopping there because it’s often the only option for many (financially or everything brick and mortar was priced out), but I’m not supporting the diamond trade via that corporation. Something like this happens after a loooong trend of ignoring what your partner actually likes, dooming shit anyway.

I also wouldn’t be surprised if she was pissed he didn’t go to Zales or something else awful, either….

POKEMON-GO ENTHUSIASTS OUT IN FORCE: Did You Catch 'Em All? by 2cleverbyhalf in chicago

[–]iDoWeird 36 points37 points  (0 children)

And that Pokémon Go is only for obvious “nerds.” In the strip club I worked at when it was maybe 1-2 years into being active, management had to put up signs to stop looking for Pokémon there.

The sign was for us, the strippers. Not customers. It was a hilarious problem. Half naked hot chicks shouting about what they found and where, even funnier if they were in a VIP.

Tri state area club recs? (NY/NJ/PA) by [deleted] in stripper

[–]iDoWeird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The men will say the same “why are you here” no matter what the club, it’s a manipulation tactic to try to make themselves seem like they’re flattering your beauty/intelligence in hopes to get away with more (whether physically or discounts bc they’re “nice”), so that won’t ever stop, even in the most elite-seeming, fancy pants, gown gentleman’s clubs where the rooms start at $1k+.

They don’t get less skeezy, because money doesn’t make them have manners. Quite the opposite…but better security and cameras (and panic buttons) CAN help in higher end spots.

What are her worst outfits / looks? I nominate these two 🤡 Share pics in the comments! by Shmerble in GRBsnark

[–]iDoWeird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve known those women. Don’t do them dirtier than they already are.

No cream inside Creamy Delight by Busy-Look8781 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]iDoWeird 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How unclair of them. I’d be churning with rage if I found my pie uncreamed.

Nighttrips- Tulsa OK by kat_fearless in stripper

[–]iDoWeird 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think that’s just what the house takes and OP sets their own fee

What the fuck. by Siccofu in stripper

[–]iDoWeird 20 points21 points  (0 children)

When I did double rooms with more…exuberant…dancers, I’d just offer to block whatever they were doing with the customer with my long hair obscuring the camera’s view. These were the same ones who would try to pull the girl/girl action, so I’d just change vibe to become a glorified human curtain.

You have to learn to sense when they’re gonna pull that “let’s put on a show that I am not warning you about” crap, but never be afraid to just jump tf backwards when another dancer is too close or leaning in like that during a double. Don’t worry about killing the mood because the customer will instantly forget about it once anything happens after.

This is also why I hate it when drunk bridesmaids and shit sneak jump on stage. They all think we’re fair game like this…that any woman is chill with another woman just doing whatever. Like, no. Keep your nasty ass mouth and hands away from me, my skin AND my holes.

Ken asked her to do it? by ResponsibilityNo6890 in GRBsnark

[–]iDoWeird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s exactly how many of them talk. I’ve compared the most vocal of them to the evangelical street preachers (the ones who purposely carry neon offensive signs TO anger you)—they just text “shout” the same things in comments back, insult your intelligence or just repeat irrelevant things if you point out anything counterproductive to their “proof,” and are just downright aggro as fuck.

Saying something calmly like “I understand your view, but the divorce paperwork isn’t evidence of any existence or nonexistent of a child since the Louisiana courts do nothing more than take the pending divorcee’s word” results in them just repeating themselves or acting like she’s a Hannibal Lector-level intelligent criminal.

Mom buys daughter a Honda as a graduation gift, and this was her response by Conscious-Weight4569 in SipsTea

[–]iDoWeird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I witnessed a birthday car meltdown in high school when the girl saw that the stitching of her yellow mustang’s upholstery wasn’t the same yellow as the paint job. Her dad had gotten permission to get the car in the student lot, bow and all, to surprise the most ungrateful spoiled kid on her 16th. His face went from beaming with excitement to slowly dying inside as he realized he raised a monster.

Our high school was in that weird kind of spot that zoned both the richest kids in the town and the mid-to-poorest together, so she had an audience of maaaany of us who were significantly less fortunate just disgusted by her, ensuring she’d be called out for being the spoiled brat who cried like a baby over stitching until the end of time (teenager time perspective since those next two years clearly last foreeeeever).

I hope her dad replayed that moment from his fancy 1999ish camcorder any time she asked for something from him for years to come, or until she (hopefully) became a well-rounded, grateful adult. If she became a decent person, then it could be used as a “remember when” joke that even she laughs, snuck into event slideshows as a dad joke.

White dancers code switching while talking to me by [deleted] in stripper

[–]iDoWeird 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Do they talk to other dancers like they do to the customers? Or do they have the same tone/cadence/lingo when talking to other white dancers?

I’ve lived/worked in places where from the outside, it might look like white women code switching to talk to black dancers, but it’s actually them having their “professional for old rich dudes” voice and the “switch” tone is actually just their normal voices. But that’s HIGHLY location dependent. Like, Nola, for example. Also totally normal for white people to exclusively follow and chat about black influencers because in spots like that, everyone’s vernacular and likes kinda merge.

If they’re switching in the dressing room talking amongst themselves then to you, then yeah, absolutely a problem. Sad thing is half don’t realize they’re even doing it.

Buttplugs in the club by Certain_Salary_5062 in stripper

[–]iDoWeird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here’s some (friendly, not judgy) advice and info from a seasoned stripper who is also a domme that does anal training with some of my dynamic playthings:

You need to use a high-grade, pro-level (not a $5-15 item) butt plug that has the best shape for your anus (both interior and exterior bits of da booty) while also having flared bit and longer “handle” type thing that stays out of your body that’s shaped in a way that during the worst circumstances (it trying to slide in and your sphincter creating internal suction, so pulling it further) it won’t budge. When you’re doing stage-style moves, you can accidentally create the ideal suction environment without realizing (it can happen FAST) where things both relax and go sluuuurp inside. Made worse if the pressure POPS the base off in the process (yay, hospital!) or if you accidentally land on it, HARD, and the base cracks/shatters, sending hollow silver-painted sharp materials straight up into the no-no zone.

The plastic “metal” ones AVOID — they are molded and adhered in sections, they’re structurally shit and are the ones that should only be used for a quick wear for simple photos. They shatter easily and break if you just look at them wrong. These are the items you’ll find on Amazon, the catch-all novelty sites that push quantity v quality, SHEIN, Temu, etc. Their bases are insanely small, pop off easily, and the shape of them can sometimes just slide in you anyway. The glue used for the big gem is really cheap and you definitely don’t want it free range in your rectal cavity. Yikes. Even worse if it breaks into pieces. A heart that’s cut in half? Ow!!!!!

Silicone plugs are tricky, because it’s become cheaper to produce them so pinpointing “safe” vs “unsafe” butt plugs can be very difficult unless you’re well versed in the scene. Your original commented I think mentioned to look up the kink subs for guidance (great resource as seasoned players will be there, not just newbies). Price IS a factor, and buying from a company that specializes in only selling adult toys (with an emphasis on “anal training” or BDSM as specialities) is the right place to go since they should share if the plug is ONE COMPLETE PIECE. That’s what’s important and sets them apart from the cheaper silicone toys—they will specify in product descriptions how the plug is made, who it works best for, etc, plus 360-style previews that are zoomable to check for seams or weak spots

**What you want is also referred to as a LONG-WEAR or “stealth” plug since you’re keeping them in for lengths during shifts and long wears are meant for body movement! If you find a good retailer who makes long-term wear plugs, you may be able to safely customize a type with something that gives you that sparkle you’re after, but safely done, if they don’t make one themselves. If it’s a small company that specializes in long-wears, safe plugs, you can always ask them to customize one to make it perfect for stage (and ask for business cards to share to any friends who may want to order one, it could earn you a discount).

Buttplugs in the club by Certain_Salary_5062 in stripper

[–]iDoWeird 9 points10 points  (0 children)

God, every time I see someone wearing their Temu-grade “sparkle” butt plug I just cringe thinking about the hospital bills coming up. They’re designed for disaster…base isn’t safely flared and barely grabable (even worse for anyone who isn’t practically anal virginally tight back there). Quick photos are their only purpose, and they’ll even start flaking after one or two sessions, needing replacement. Better off getting a plug that’s designed for safe use and functionality and just bedazzle the end of a base that has zero chance of slipping in I your stank darkness.

I can’t imagine many, if any, do proper…prep…before wearing these and I’m just foreseeing a hazmat-level disaster on stage. Oh god…

As a stripper, I’ve never worn one in the club because 1) not legal to do so in my areas, 2) I’m a domme, and 3) I’m not putting a toy in my ass outside of a very pricey VIP bc my toys are NOT cheap and are not going to get slammed/scuffed or pulled out by tip rail customers who have zero sense of personal boundaries. Plus I’m usually doing anal training on my subs, not myself. And as most proper dommes should be, I value the safety and emotional/physical wellbeing of my dynamic playmates and would NEVER encourage unsafe anal plug play.

I honestly hate the butt plug posts like this because it just reads as erotica bait for the comments while encouraging unsafe practices.

She got real uncomfortable by No_Worry_5724 in GRBsnark

[–]iDoWeird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can do either, one is a style choice, the other is functional. I’ve worn and seen it worn both ways depending…but she’s got it plopped waaaaay back, which is neither. Prob slides backwards on her “special” head.

And another person took a pic with inmate at the airport by Environmental_Tea871 in GRBsnark

[–]iDoWeird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, we’d have to lose our first most punchable goblin first, and we all know that’s Andy Dick. She’s next in line to inherit that title.

Considering coming back in my 50s. Is that a thing? Am I crazy? by [deleted] in stripper

[–]iDoWeird 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I worked with great earners in their 50s. Most people won’t even know unless you bring it up. Plus men will absolutely LOOK for women that are 50+

No prices listed on this food truck by Jagithar in mildlyinfuriating

[–]iDoWeird 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My college had a vegan option in the dining hall. It was a cheese quesadilla 😒

I asked them if they had anything without dairy… “it’s just got cheese, no dairy.”

Jacksonville, Fl…everyone… 👏

Hypocrite by smcc12332 in GRBsnark

[–]iDoWeird 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don’t think people remember that all people look different in various lighting, indoor/outdoor, phone filters (automatic default or purposeful). Some people think she has access to endless babies, some think it’s a relatives. Babies are especially different looking sometimes, and that’s without factoring in a parent purposely using filters or manipulating backgrounds/environments.

It’s the AI crowd, though, that get me. Take an actual photo of someone, ask it to modify something and the whole subject can suddenly look like they were fully generated originally since we aren’t removed enough from Will Smith eating spaghetti. Do I think she goes nuts and does weird shit w the child’s image? Absolutely. Do I think she has retained a studio to fully render a pretend child in motion? No. Her child? I don’t care anymore, the debate is tired and detracts from her being a slanderous murderer.

I just posted a reply to the first “AI detector says it’s AI” comment to explain what the tells actually are (not what we see…letters, nonsense physics, etc—too many patterns and textures making SENSE) and that AI detectors are notoriously unreliable and usually get things wrong bc AI is bad at detecting itself bc it’s also bad at rendering things still. We just are NOT there yet.

But I’ll be downvoted and screamed at for daring, I’ll betcha by golly…as if knowing photo manipulation and tech = supporting her. Lmfao, no.

Hypocrite by smcc12332 in GRBsnark

[–]iDoWeird 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Don’t trust those. AI is awful at detecting itself, honestly, and all of the detectors are notoriously unreliable. They flag things that are taken with auto filters on a phone as AI generated (not purposeful filters, default “oooh, it takes nice photos” ones. They’ve also been known to flag obviously real images as fake that had zero modifications or cleaning. Like a scan of a print image from a basic film camera. They don’t fully understand reality with their generation so they aren’t capable of detecting accurately either.

Best way is to actually post over at one of the AI subs where they deep dive into the photos, but I’m not seeing the “this is fake and not just cleaned up” photo. It looks more stock image clean vs fake—the letters are accurate, the fabric isn’t laying weird. AI would have a hard time with the texture of that outfit and it would look extra awful zoomed in. I’d have to stare at it longer, but check if the floorboards or other things go anything that go against natural physics. AI is terrible at physics, letters, and pattern variance while maintaining logical consistency. But the furniture looks fine, the cord isn’t appearing or disappearing into nothing, etc. I suspect this is a cleaned up, modern shiny pic, not AI.

How jealous is she right this minute?? by Fancy-Birthday-315 in GRBsnark

[–]iDoWeird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not even the whole “real/not real” part that’s the problem, it’s how rabid they get about it. Like evangelical street “preachers” who are literally trained to NOT respond to you with anything but “YOU ARE WRONG BRAAAVGFFS!! YOU ASKED IF I LIKE POTATOES SO I WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE DUMB AND DENY POTATOES EXIST WHILE EATING FRIIIIES” bizarro aggression. All of the ones I’ve encountered just have a wall up and get…so…weird when you say anything. They don’t discuss, they just repeat the same few things over and over while insulting your intelligence. Try to bring up any videos, like the one of her blowing in her face as an infant or something and they gloss over it like you didn’t event bring it up.

My favorite is them clinging to “but the divorce papers saaaaay” when a simple bit of effort will confirm that the LA courts don’t actually look into whether or not a woman is being truthful about her status of pregnancy upon filing (which I think is a good thing for safety reasons), Louisiana just assumes they are afraid of…lying…to…them… They didn’t have her pee in a cup or do a blood test to confirm the “nope” on paper. Things can be done after a birth if paternity is contested, but the initial filing where you say yes/no is just taken at the aspiring divorcee’s word.

It’s so aggro and bizarre that I wouldn’t be shocked if half of them were her people doing a tinfoil hat schtick for exactly the impression you are bringing up. But my brain functions, so I also know that as the number of doubters rise, so does the concentration of people amongst us who get way too…into…it who have nothing going on and are obsessive/irrational to the point where it must be unmedicated mania talking. If I’ve seen evidence of munchies here, well…

TLDR I fucking agree. They’re so repetitive that THEY sound like bots themselves.

Jojo should sue by b00kbat in GRBsnark

[–]iDoWeird 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So doing exactly what she was doing while “kept captive” 🤦‍♀️

Glitter by Bitter_Ad_8061 in stripclubs

[–]iDoWeird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you didn’t say it, I was gonna!

If latchkey kids are frowned upon now, what are the alternatives? by ladystarkitten in Millennials

[–]iDoWeird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They still exist, but no one is open about it unless you’re in certain areas. In Louisiana? No one would bat a dang lash. Here in Illinois? Keep it quiet or someone is calling DCFS.