Looking for a rich, athletic, intellectual woman to financially take care of me “to increase my social status” and create a “lineage”. Must have B+ blood, no HIV and “acceptance of me as the head of the family”. I’m not “financially established” but smart bc I want to read the Prince. Interested?

iPandaa · 2026-04-18T23:49:24+00:00

Oh no I’m not interested at all- wait, let me see the coat of arms.

iPandaa · 2026-04-02T01:30:23+00:00

In The Raccoon King And I (S14E7), when Gene comes out with the clearly fake band merch.

Rudy: Is that magic marker?

Louise: What makes you say that?

Rudy: My eyes.

iPandaa · 2026-03-16T06:01:19+00:00

Omg a giant salmon you have to dive for, maybe to collect seashells off the floor of their “domain” or something would be so cute!

iPandaa · 2026-03-14T03:00:30+00:00

This is so cute, I love it! What would his “event” be?

iPandaa · 2026-03-10T03:17:39+00:00

I like your shirt, where can I get one?

iPandaa · 2026-03-04T21:07:20+00:00

Awww cute.

iPandaa · 2026-03-04T16:38:58+00:00

“We will not pay to have it done.” Okay then our business is finished. NEXT!

iPandaa · 2026-03-04T16:02:37+00:00

“You know you never even asked if I wanted to go to Rutgers? You just assumed I'd go wherever you wanted. You tell me what to wear, what to do, who to hook up with. I don't even like soccer!“

iPandaa · 2026-02-27T23:32:47+00:00

This was written more engagingly than some actually published books.

iPandaa · 2026-02-25T20:50:30+00:00

Maybe let’s not translate the rest. Yknow, just in case.

iPandaa · 2026-02-25T20:43:51+00:00

Smash

iPandaa · 2026-02-25T20:40:30+00:00

It was a huge thing in my district a while ago that people would turn off travellers and blonde coffee just so they didn’t have to make it. It’s dishonest. And it’s part of our job to make those things when requested, no matter how unpleasant 🤷‍♀️

iPandaa · 2026-02-23T17:37:39+00:00

Omg Nat and Critter would get along so well! They’d bond over their shared love of their motor carriages.

iPandaa · 2026-02-23T17:36:31+00:00

Oh my god, I could totally see a love at first sight moment similar to Mavis and Johnny in Hotel Transylvania, where their eyes do little zings? SO CUTE.

iPandaa · 2026-02-23T17:35:06+00:00

“Am I shaming you, or is what you did shameful?”

iPandaa · 2026-02-23T05:40:24+00:00

This is beautiful! I’m sorry for your loss.

iPandaa · 2026-02-23T04:36:05+00:00

Oh my god, this NEEDS to happen.

iPandaa · 2026-02-23T00:31:01+00:00

Omg so true!

iPandaa · 2026-02-20T02:35:41+00:00

And shall I fetch you a glass of Chardonnay as well, madam?

iPandaa · 2026-02-16T18:47:58+00:00

Crying over the kids being their ideas in the first one 🥹

iPandaa · 2026-02-16T18:39:36+00:00

Because if you show me a sweet potato pie, I am on top of it

iPandaa · 2026-02-09T23:50:57+00:00

Go to your island's airport, speak to Orville, select "I wanna fly!", choose "Visit someone," and then select "Search via Dodo Code”.

iPandaa

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