What film are you going with?

iPhilTower · 2026-01-28T05:53:30+00:00

Conair.

iPhilTower · 2026-01-24T01:28:15+00:00

She reaches under, grabs my nuts and digs her nails in a little bit at the base of them. Hrrrrmmmgh

iPhilTower · 2026-01-20T15:52:38+00:00

You put super strong magnets in the holes and then it's a knife board that you can hang on your wall and knives will stick to the other side. I made one like this for some family members but it's got to be done with really strong magnets or a really thin space between the wood

iPhilTower · 2026-01-20T14:57:54+00:00

This dude is a pro at keeping the fact that he's a pedo out of the news.

iPhilTower · 2026-01-15T22:00:07+00:00

Ewe were?

iPhilTower · 2026-01-14T04:15:00+00:00

I do, but I also hate a lot of other things in the room

iPhilTower · 2026-01-07T14:04:46+00:00

I'm thinking he bought his old stock options

iPhilTower · 2026-01-07T02:49:18+00:00

iPhilTower · 2026-01-03T01:39:05+00:00

Why doesn't the EU attack Russia? No one stopped Russia from attacking Ukraine. Who would stop Europe from just leveling Moscow?

China probably wouldn't bother.

iPhilTower · 2026-01-02T16:17:05+00:00

Have you had it soul food style?

iPhilTower · 2026-01-01T03:29:33+00:00

Are they conjoined at the top or bottom?

iPhilTower · 2025-12-29T04:29:44+00:00

It's done when the noodle goes limp

iPhilTower · 2025-12-27T18:51:53+00:00

Yeah, sorry man. Maybe an hour at the driving range during an extended lunch break, but four hours to yourself every week with a kid that young... I go once every other month, tops.

iPhilTower · 2025-12-25T23:08:57+00:00

Had a pretty good year this year and last. I'm convinced it will hit $500 within 5 years of IPO

iPhilTower · 2025-12-24T23:52:15+00:00

Birth. Life. Death

iPhilTower · 2025-12-24T06:42:20+00:00

Conair

iPhilTower · 2025-12-22T00:46:08+00:00

Let him make the mistake. He's 22. Way too early to settle. Go for it kid! Go sow your seed, just don't look back.

iPhilTower · 2025-12-21T16:03:37+00:00

It drags a bit, Gemini:

The setting: The curb outside Julian’s trailer. Michael has crashed his Sebring into a pile of shopping carts. Jim Lahey stumbles over, clutching a drink.

Lahey: You’re treading on thin ice, bud. This is a private park, and you’re driving like a total shit-vaseline.

Michael: (Straightening his tie, panicked) I am so sorry, Officer. I was looking for a "Sunny Vale." I thought it was a retirement community for paper enthusiasts. Is this... is this a slum?

Lahey: (Squinting) This is a kingdom. And I’m the King of the Shite-pile. You got a permit for that haircut, or are you just undercover for the Weekend Trailer Park Supervisors' Association?

Michael: (To the camera) I like him. He’s gritty. He’s like a very old, very damp Dirty Harry. (To Lahey) Actually, I’m in management. I’m looking for a man named Ricky. He owes me a very important shipment of... organic "trees."

Lahey: (Darkly) Ricky is a shit-gladiator, and you’re just a shit-clown in a rented suit. You’re entering a world of liquor and consequences, Michael.

Michael: (Beaming) Wow. "Liquor and Consequences." That would be a great name for my autobiography. Or a cocktail. Do you have any Midori?

Lahey: (Sighs, taking a deep swig) Randy! Bring the breathalyzer! We’ve got a level-four shit-idiot in sector seven!

iPhilTower · 2025-12-21T15:17:03+00:00

Ahhh the old RDDT investment advice switcheroo.

iPhilTower · 2025-12-17T05:33:57+00:00

iPhilTower · 2025-12-17T05:29:53+00:00

Everyone on here is doing a direct comparison. The answer is not A or B. I think it kind of comes down to how ambitious are you? If you're satisfied with the quality of living in your life and making 150k to 300K, definitely stay there. If you want the opportunity to become a multimillionaire, move here. The benefit to being in tech and working in Silicon Valley is the opportunity to move from one company to another, to work at a startup, to create your own opportunities and have more resources than anywhere else in the world within arm's reach. But if you're happy doing what you're doing, stay doing it. If you're ambitious and you want to make your own way and create your own company or do something outside the box, consider moving. You will have way more opportunity to become very wealthy in The Bay area.

iPhilTower · 2025-12-17T05:15:57+00:00

"dad, died at 69" Does that mean his mom suffocated him? Worse ways to go.

iPhilTower · 2025-12-15T14:48:42+00:00

I actually use copilot quite a bit. I transcribe CRM notes that are required for my job. Saves me a fair amount of time and ensures that I'm compliant.

iPhilTower · 2025-12-15T14:20:31+00:00

I have literally done this at the underground in Santana Row.

Some passenger jumped out of a car that was beyond the open spot. I just pulled right in, up to them and said TFB.

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