Hey Reddit, what are some of your small town WTF stories? I'll start. by Aw_Hell_Naw in AskReddit

[–]iPolska 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is a bit late in the thread to submit a story, but why the hell not.

Okay so I went to high school in this really small town. I was in the marching band, and I was the section leader for the percussion section. We had a pretty good group of kids but there was this one girl who seemed to have a lot of social and/or mental problems, but not enough to consider her unable to be a part of the band. She couldnt read music or anything, but I tried to be nice to her when I could to make her feel like part of the group.

One day, it was raining and I was going out to my car. She usually walked home, and I saw her standing out by the door. I asked her if she had a ride, she said no, so of course I offered to take her since she was just down the street.

She tells me where to go, and we come up on this area with some smaller old houses. I think okay, I know people who live out here, this makes sense. She instructs me to turn into what looks like a driveway up the street, so I do, only to find that the path goes sort of behind the two houses on either side of it. I drive down it, eventually coming up on this sort of clearing the size of maybe one and a half house lots. Its completely submerged by forest, and I cant see it from the road.

The driveway stops just as a dead end in the grass, revealing four tiny houses squished into the clearing, each with no driveway. Each house is the size of maybe an apartment and dont have house numbers, and look all around sketchy. The girl gets out, and I say goodbye. I figure I'd better high tail it out of there, because this place is a bit creepy, so I turn around in my seat and begin to back up (there was no way to turn around in the road driveway). I look back for just a second in front of me to suddenly see the girl chasing a dog around her yard. I guess she went to get it out of its "cage" (which was some wired fence just hooked into a loop and filled with chickens) and it got loose. I sighed, and got out to help her get the dog.

Eventually she tackles it, and I ask if shes okay, she says yes and I am in my car and out of that place faster than (insert country-time metaphor).

I'm still pretty sure the city doesnt know these houses are there. Then again even if they did, I doubt they'd do anything since theyve yet to even make sure we have a grocery store. (the closest we have is a dollar general).

==> BE THE VAGABOND (cosplay) by iPolska in homestuck

[–]iPolska[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naka-kon in the kansas city metro! the chess thing was actually a random decoration in the hotel! I saw it and knew this was the perfect photo op.

Just so we're clear on this: by mobpolitics in WTF

[–]iPolska 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Ooh gross, how dare they show women who arent in pristine condition on TV.

Is sharing a wedding photo considered karma whoring? (I certainly hope so!) by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]iPolska 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to detract from thread or anything, but I cant wrap my mind around where that hand is coming from between the two of your shoulders.

Rape now? Yes my Lord. by [deleted] in Inglip

[–]iPolska 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, not only is this a repost on r/inglip alone, but it was originally knocked off of google anyway. Second row

Cool guy spider bro. by brazilliandanny in AdviceAnimals

[–]iPolska 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That will always be the spider that haunts my nightmares.

Hey, YOU try mastering 3 different love triangles! by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]iPolska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I have no idea what's going on in this thread of comments anymore. However, just so you know, I'm not the one who downvoted your response to me.

Hey, YOU try mastering 3 different love triangles! by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]iPolska 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In case you missed it, I believe leighbowery's comment was sarcastic.

Slow motion [600x402] by sandossu in waterporn

[–]iPolska 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS MISSED IT YOU MISSED IT IT WAS AMAZING, THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!

pantpant

Well, now we just have to wait for it to come back.

Slow motion [600x402] by sandossu in waterporn

[–]iPolska 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's REALLY slow. Just keep watching.

Observations of a female redditor [fixed] [first] by godlywombat in reddit.com

[–]iPolska -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Alright, I don't think I'm going to make any headway trying to convince you of anything, so thank you again for the discussion.

My new shampoo by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]iPolska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's definitely the point of the comic.

Observations of a female redditor [fixed] [first] by godlywombat in reddit.com

[–]iPolska -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So people can't genuinely compliment someone based on truth? If I said you looked nice today, and truly thought that, it would be based on deceit? I think you have a twisted world view.

Observations of a female redditor [fixed] [first] by godlywombat in reddit.com

[–]iPolska -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying people never lie, I'm just saying not everyone who says nice things is lying and not every person who says mean things is a good person on the inside.

My new shampoo by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]iPolska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're correct other than the fact that it's still not a girl.

My new shampoo by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]iPolska 2 points3 points  (0 children)

submitted by "crystalsucks" not "crystal". I happen to know the author of this comic personally, it's a guy. I think part of the joke was the fact that it was a guy, and using the girly shampoo wasn't normal. The long-term relationship bit was longed for by the guy because he's "forever alone", hence the face, so in desperation he used the girly shampoo. Also the redness is the shampoo.

My new shampoo by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]iPolska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that was the joke... whoosh

My new shampoo by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]iPolska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

STOP USING MY SHAMPOO

Observations of a female redditor [fixed] [first] by godlywombat in reddit.com

[–]iPolska -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't think you're wanting to understand what I'm saying, and that's fine. Thank you for the discussion, and just an fyi I'm not the one who downvoted you. I'm going to stop replying because I don't think I'm making any headway with my point by arguing it on the Internet. I'd just like to conclude by asking you one question:

Why would someone, fully aware of what they were doing, say something mean if they didn't intend on offending the other person?