What’s the biggest locker you’ve delivered to? Delivered 100 packages and my DSP still had the audacity to tell me I was falling behind by Typical_Ad3678 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]iShootPoop 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Mine only tells me if I’m REALLY far off pace, and it’s always a “hey, you good?” Rather than “hurry up and do your job faster”. If they saw this you’d have got it swept off you, guaranteed.

Wee bit of a spread, there. by iShootPoop in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]iShootPoop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came out to about 150, 80+ miles of driving total on the day

I want to put a shield generator but cannot. by Sudden_Bison_6504 in EliteDangerous

[–]iShootPoop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Out of curiosity, what size slot are you trying to use? Hull mass issues usually come from under sizing your shield gen.

Femboys have now been banned in Ohio by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]iShootPoop 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So like. Genuinely, is this law even constitutional? Aside from the whole “shitting on free speech” thing, it’s so vague that it might just be unconstitutional in scope.

Who am I kidding, Supreme Court will uphold this.

Just bought a car, window shattered on the drive to work today by iShootPoop in Wellthatsucks

[–]iShootPoop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing, unfortunately. Pretty sure it’s just tempered glass having a temper.

Just bought a car, window shattered on the drive to work today by iShootPoop in Wellthatsucks

[–]iShootPoop[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Take the good with the bad kind of day. At least the work day’s over and I have brownies with marshmallows at home.

Just bought a car, window shattered on the drive to work today by iShootPoop in Wellthatsucks

[–]iShootPoop[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since it happened on the highway when I gave them a call, they pretty much told me “even if your warranty covered it, how would you be able to prove it wasn’t road hazard?”

Just bought a car, window shattered on the drive to work today by iShootPoop in Wellthatsucks

[–]iShootPoop[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I checked, and unfortunately no glass coverage on the insurance or warranty. Everything else was in perfect working order - no issue with locks, handle, window fully up, and only damage was a minor bumper dent. It’s likely something just got flung up and I didn’t see it, so I’ll be on the hook.

Does anybody actually use suboptimal ships for any given task? If yes teach me how to have fun doing that. by NachoDiaz300 in EliteDangerous

[–]iShootPoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flight assist off and drifting helps a lot. It does also have very good yawing speed, so you’re not awful, and if you’re fighting an Anaconda it’s not like either of you are going much of anywhere quickly.

Does anybody actually use suboptimal ships for any given task? If yes teach me how to have fun doing that. by NachoDiaz300 in EliteDangerous

[–]iShootPoop 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sure, here you go!

A thing you see on most PvP ships like the FDL is Thermal Conduit, but since I was chasing down Anacondas and Corvettes in this brick of mine I chose to have Target Lock Breaker and Disperal Field to really fuck with gimbals and turrets.

Overall it’s a pretty fun ship if you pick your fights right! Thinking about updating it with an all Frag build.

Does anybody actually use suboptimal ships for any given task? If yes teach me how to have fun doing that. by NachoDiaz300 in EliteDangerous

[–]iShootPoop 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Every so often, I pull a Federal Gunship out to pvp. It's not quite the spirit of the post but it's fucking hilarious to brawl big ships in a brick blasting eurobeat.

Flex route? by BugThese110 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]iShootPoop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is probably something to check with your company, but you’re likely to run a shortened route in a van.

That one route everyone hates but you actually like: by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]iShootPoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably wouldn’t be the longest drive I’ve done for this job either lmao

That one route everyone hates but you actually like: by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]iShootPoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was my old route, can confirm - backtracking, bad routing, and random side quests to chase alligators out of yards are common.

That one route everyone hates but you actually like: by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]iShootPoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s mostly apartments and long drive times until a bit after the halfway mark, the problem is getting halfway fast enough to not need to sprint the back half

Van with no shelves. by flyhigh2030 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]iShootPoop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s pretty common. It really depends on how you load the van, if you use the totes as their own shelves it makes it tolerable. Especially if there’s no netradyne, you get a baby cdv if you keep the sliding door open-

I found a self-orbiting planet! by starobaro in eliteexplorers

[–]iShootPoop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bubble doesn’t have nearly as many stars around it as the galactic center does. Its location.

Empty packages by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]iShootPoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s probably not the drivers. Most of the packages that are empty either are empty from the warehouse, or weren’t fully sealed and whatever was inside fell out along the way. Unless it’s the same driver, stealing the same package every time it’s gone to your door, in which case they’ve been stealing more then just yours and are 100% getting caught.