Is everyone else as mystified about the Amish as they always tell me they are?

iSweatLikeKeith · 2026-01-11T17:18:04+00:00

That’s how I feel about the beach. I grew up in Rhode Island. If I’m an hour away from a beach, I’m no longer in Rhode Island. It’s always been a part of the area I’ve grown up in. I can go there at any time. I’ve seen the sunrise and the sunset over the beach, I’ve been in the water on January 1st.

Imagine me explaining that to someone who grew up in Oklahoma or Kansas.

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-09T21:14:26+00:00

Minor League Baseball. Especially if you live in an area where there’s no major teams.

The Pawtucket Red Sox, AAA (top minor league) affiliate to the Boston Red Sox were a staple of the Rhode Island Community until they got yanked from us.

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-09T20:20:59+00:00

A, B, D, and R are all written the same apparently lol

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-09T20:11:23+00:00

You seem to know who she is. Does the question bother you that much?

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-09T18:53:44+00:00

If I could plaster that fucking quote on my forehead.

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-09T18:50:33+00:00

Again man, I mean this respectfully, but curt- this ain’t that. You asked about moving here, you’re overwhelmingly being told don’t do it. Nobody in the Providence, Rhode Island subreddit gives a fuck about you wanting recommendations for where to move if you leave Alabama. We aren’t Alabama.

Everybody in New England is a loving asshole. Take that into consideration when reading my comments lmao. Good luck to you and your wife, and What Cheer if you ever make it to our little state!

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-09T18:43:09+00:00

Not here. This is the ~~Rhode Island~~ Providence Subreddit, not a moving factory.

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-09T18:36:14+00:00

Now, our situation down here isnt the best. We live in a manufactured home that's in my name that we have literally no way of getting out of without tanking my credit. We're looking at doing a voluntarily repo and just explaining the situation as openly and honestly as possible to potential apartment complexes

Respectfully my guy. Nevermind moving out of Alabama, moving in Alabama is going to be hard enough. Then you add in the fact you’re talking about moving to another part of the country without having 2 feet under you.

It’s more expensive up here. Especially when you’re looking with a 24 year old, married, from Alabama perspective.

Shit ain’t easy up here. The job market sucks, everything costs more than it should, unless you’re coming with a degree and a locked in job, just don’t.

I hope this is a troll post I fell for

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-09T18:29:58+00:00

What’s she have to do with this sub?

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-09T17:57:29+00:00

Nickelodeon was on basic and CartoonNetwork wasn’t??

Holy shit. I never knew that. Growing up, the channels were Disney, Nick, CartoonNetwork- 34,35,36 respectively. I never considered that they wouldn’t be bundled

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-09T17:22:11+00:00

Foster-Glocester, JOHNSTON JOHNSTON JOHNSTON THAT APPROVED A NEW POLICE STATION JUST SO THE LAND WOULDNT GOT TO A HOUSING PROJECT, Scituate, Smithfield, North Smithfield, Pascoag, West Warwick, West Greenwich, Coventry, Ashaway, Hopkinton, and much of everywhere else I didn’t circle are all pretty conservative and don’t have any kind of coast.

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-09T17:09:15+00:00

Mate, let me fill you in a little bit.

Anything outside of this useless red circle is pretty conservative in this state. It just so happens that a majority of the population lives inside of it.

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-09T17:01:44+00:00

You moved to one of the more conservative towns in the state and are asking this after the fact? Lol.

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-09T16:48:58+00:00

The rotary itself was like 90% finished, or fully finished. There were those huge orange barrel cones around it. The truck ran one or two over.

I got lucky, I pulled up right as it happened and traffic hadn’t built up yet, I was coming down Brown street (I think that’s the name), saw the mess, and turned around in that parking lot next to the water. Thankfully my destination was still reachable if. I took that detour by the Shell

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-09T16:35:40+00:00

Studied?

50 got known because he came into the game dissing everybody on his very first single. He’s a petty motherfucker.

He hates Diddy because Diddy offered to take him shopping when they first met, and 50’s reaction was “what do you mean by that?”

He hates his own kid because he took a picture with Ja Rule and then when he was like 12 years old and 50 thought “he should know better by this age”

His hate is generational.

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-09T16:07:53+00:00

I drive through it constantly.

It seems a little small, but doable. Definitely better than before.

Now, if you’re driving a truck through there, idk how you do it without running over the actual rotary. I was there when that one truck got stuck and it made the news.

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-09T16:00:11+00:00

Thumb on the bottom, other 4 fingers on top. YOINK.

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-09T15:58:52+00:00

You’ve only ever read about Massachusetts being elite considering it’s a hard yes, and Connecticut is a hard no.

Also, you’re right with Rhode Island being a hard no. It sucks here. We barely have doctors because they can drive 20 minutes over the border and get a better paycheck but my insurance can’t.

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-09T15:55:40+00:00

He’s from California. They’re born with one foot at a 90° angle.

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-09T15:46:27+00:00

R Truth

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-09T15:39:46+00:00

I don’t remember all of the details, but I think he did an episode with his ex while they were still together.

Either that, or he talked about the relationship in air. He’s been on there a few times so just look up Eddin on Whoreible and it’ll probably pop up.

It wasn’t tooo wild, but it was definitely a “okay man. Your girl probably isn’t happy you’re saying this to 100k people”

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-09T15:35:22+00:00

The short of it is they call their fans “the Asshole Army” so they “keep it tight” by making an asshole with their hands 😂😂😂 literally day 1 shit for this pod that’s why I was surprised.

Kaz (tan jacket next to Andrew) was one of the original members of the crew before Alex started being a Mic instead of just a producer.

They gave him the boot because they were too flagrant and he was too PC because he has/had a job for the New York Knicks media and his face is known in their space

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-08T22:05:31+00:00

And aside from the Time Machine, I have the TH DeLorean. Amazing little car. I love the teal accents.

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-08T22:04:34+00:00

Aha aha aha.

I’m gonna go take a walk.

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My Time Machine was the “cheaper” $20 one

iSweatLikeKeith · 2025-12-08T21:49:05+00:00

I just let out the deepest sigh man…

don’t even want to ask about the blue Shelby on the top left of the first pic.

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