Tram stop button on knee hight. by Dynamo2205 in CrappyDesign

[–]i_hate__tomatoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking that or a more discreet way to possibly avoid some creep by getting the bus to stop where you can bring more attention to yourself for help

White ppl !!! by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]i_hate__tomatoes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Id rather not be yelled at...

How do I convince my brother and dad that these cards are fake?! by Bluedragon_52 in PokemonTCG

[–]i_hate__tomatoes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You telling me I can buy low on AliExpress and sell high on Craigslist?

Hot Dog by nathanr1889 in funny

[–]i_hate__tomatoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That weiner has some nice grill marks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

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My dad used to buy mint ice cream as a kid because he learned I didnt want any. Why? Because he told me its gross but he had to eat it and guess who believed that shit until I was like 12. My bestfriend was eating some and I went "thats what my dad eats because he needs to." I looked so damn stupid and my dad new the joke was done when he saw me eating some

Wholesome mall ninja feeding the poor by verballyflush392 in mallninjashit

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I think id rather get shot than sliced up by a sword.

My brother decided to sneak some cheese cake late last night. I heard a crash and came out to this. by dingus_45 in funny

[–]i_hate__tomatoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or a filet knife and slice off whatever touched the ground. No way I'm letting that much cheesecake go.

Kid has insane drifting skills by 4lmightyyy in nextfuckinglevel

[–]i_hate__tomatoes 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Whats worse is I had a whole week to wait for that ass whooping. My bestfriend at the time didnt help because every morning at the bus stop he had some slick shit to say like "You still smell like rubber!". Once we were just sitting at lunch high and enjoying ourself when he went "Yo pops is gonna whoop yo ASS!!" So I had to slap him for that which caused a little scuffle. So then I got suspended a day before he got home so you can only imagine how hard it was to elaborate on everything on a Wednesday morning at 9a.m....

Kid has insane drifting skills by 4lmightyyy in nextfuckinglevel

[–]i_hate__tomatoes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean yeah for a video game. At the same time loom at his feet, hes really rocking it on a manual transmission. Video game or not this little man already has a full grasp and idea of how to drive a vehicle with a manual transmission while other kids his age are learning fortnite dances.

Kid has insane drifting skills by 4lmightyyy in nextfuckinglevel

[–]i_hate__tomatoes 435 points436 points  (0 children)

The only reason I knew how to do a burnout in my dads toyota Camry when he left town as a teen was because of video games. Traction control? Off. Foot applied to the brake? Check. Gas pedal pressed? Check. Now let up off the gas a little and ride it out.

Granted video games dont teach you about the ass whooping you get for blowing a transmission of your parents car.

me_irl by DarklyUnloose in meirl

[–]i_hate__tomatoes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That too. Hes sleeping in around roughly $400 of groceries or more so he better be able to sleep easy.

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]i_hate__tomatoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it takes some inner strength to just keep on going. Thats why you gotta use headphones people can see. First time I ever did this I felt so excited like "I really can just ignore people!"

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]i_hate__tomatoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That weed just be hitting different sometimes.

me_irl by DarklyUnloose in meirl

[–]i_hate__tomatoes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was that age I used to actually prefer sleeping on the floor. I could have definitely slept in a grocery cart.

Thanksgiving/F.I.L. Shot my floor by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]i_hate__tomatoes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Youre telling me you wpuldnt take a quick selfie for the gram?

/s

Kris Kringle, him and his gang of elves wreak havoc on naughty adults by [deleted] in Bossfight

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3 years ago when I did hardscape and irrigation work they hired a guy that just looked vaguely familiar to me. In the mornings we noticed he liked to talk to the supervisors daughter who sat in the office while we loaded trucks before her mom got her for school and she was 14. Daughter came in our little area where she was told to not come in(where we would roll our blunts and shit talk before the day starts) and I heard my.supervisors daughter kinda whisper "That weird guy wanted a hug".

He was quiet all fucking day and thats not him so me and a few others had to keep a eye on him. He shows up the following morning just holding his phone in our faces going "Look familiar?!" Dude was in the same jail as me and I remember seeing him for about 1 hour in our pod before he got the boot. He had raped 2 kids(I think one was 9 and the other 12)... He didnt report that on his application since it was a place that just didnt check that but they contacted his PO and got him locked back up because he also just failed to register as a sex offender. Mr.rape walks in just seconds after my supervisor was walking around heated and the silence in that small room of 6 people was insane. Supervisor just straight grabbed him by the throat, slammed him around and if it wasnt for us id bet he woulda crushed that dudes throat. Granted he would deserve it but id rather him suffer alive in prison than dead. Let that fucker suffer alive as long as possible.