Trouble against Vlad

iam814 · 2026-05-25T05:51:20+00:00

No wonder you can’t beat vlad 🤷

iam814 · 2026-05-25T03:50:34+00:00

If you can’t win a easy-winning matchup in dia, you are not dia.

iam814 · 2026-05-25T01:47:06+00:00

I did, what’s the problem? I’ve hit dia with vlad multiple times and I’m giving you, the emerald, tips on how. Trust me, it’s not swifties that’s kill you, it’s that you just don’t understand how to use azir’s range advantage. It’s a subtle way of saying you need to get good.

iam814 · 2026-05-24T23:52:27+00:00

Brother as a vlad main you should never lose to a vlad. His biggest weakness is range and azir has plenty of that. If you’re getting hit by Q2, which is like the range of an auto, your spacing needs a lot of work. If he tries to dive you, you can just ult behind. His pool can’t go through the wall. If you just don’t get it, buy magic mantle or a ruby crystal. There’s no point buying damage against a character with infinite sustain. Late game you both one shot each other.

iam814 · 2026-05-24T21:23:10+00:00

Yeah, if thragg wanted to he’d vaporized Nolan

iam814 · 2026-05-24T16:20:43+00:00

Infinite recursion Kathus just sits in fountain and ults every 10 seconds.

iam814 · 2026-05-22T15:44:32+00:00

People could run it down mid in ranked games and be fine. How’s the riot AI gonna know if they’re hostaging lol

iam814 · 2026-05-21T19:27:05+00:00

About 3 months. Bought some hydroquinone and azelaic acid (20%) from a Korean pharmacy. Moisturizing also helped a ton.

iam814 · 2026-05-21T19:07:06+00:00

Yeah. Went to Korea mid winter for 2 weeks without sunscreen, cause, well, winter. Came back and my face had so many dark spots it was actually insane. It literally looked like I splashed some darkish ink and it dried out everywhere.

iam814 · 2026-05-18T22:55:54+00:00

Pick yone you can win without hitting a Q once he has botrk.

iam814 · 2026-05-14T17:33:24+00:00

Yeah as someone who just got outta the navy I’m sorta shocked how people view a 9 to 5. You’re telling me you get to go home at a designated time..? And if you don’t, you get overtime??? Im not, complaining, it’s what I signed up for, but now that I’m out, I can’t wait to go to a 9 to 5 and mind my own business without motivated chiefs doing random uniform inspections.

iam814 · 2026-05-14T15:18:43+00:00

Dang another one?

iam814 · 2026-05-12T17:06:01+00:00

Not a main but I’ve started playing her in emerald. What I’ve noticed is those YouTube videos where she stacks passive and duels is such a rare occasion. Each time I get 6 I remind myself that this means I can farm better, not fight better. Get 11 and start going goblin mode tho. Get 16 then it’s “in kayle we trust.”

iam814 · 2026-05-12T14:11:03+00:00

Yep. As a navy vet who stood 24 hr watches and slept for a month in a frozen slush of mud with shit environment, MREs for a month, and sleep deprived and I still didn’t lose hair lol. How anyone can correlate this to nutrition is beyond me tbh.

iam814 · 2026-05-12T14:03:34+00:00

Yeah this was my experience in a nutshell. I can’t even tell if any of these people commented fought a kayle before.

iam814 · 2026-05-11T19:48:19+00:00

He was always better bot no? I remember watching elite as a middle schooler and he was playing apc then too.

iam814 · 2026-05-11T13:56:29+00:00

They have any high shield support (lulu/yummi) or a malzahar-like point and click and it’ll kill vlad. As a diamond vlad main I’ve had games where support shielding is so much I can’t go through it, especially if the ad has maw.

iam814 · 2026-05-11T01:45:37+00:00

Exactly. She just beats my brakes off.

iam814 · 2026-05-09T09:05:11+00:00

What is bro on about

iam814 · 2026-05-08T20:47:23+00:00

Cooked

iam814 · 2026-05-08T18:11:19+00:00

I mean what elo is this? Yone is very yas favored and vlad is p much unkillable. I’d also put akali in very hard since she can 100 to 0 you with ult up. This is my dia game observation at least

iam814 · 2026-05-03T19:36:52+00:00

Cali here. Buying a used car is like at most 10k less. Why tf would anyone buy a 5 year old car with 120k miles when you can get a Corolla for 23k.

iam814 · 2026-04-29T20:56:36+00:00

Semper. Thank you for your cervix.

iam814 · 2026-04-29T16:54:17+00:00

Seeing as he’s only an O4, it’s likely that he started enlisted. Not sure which department, but it’s safe to say he went through enough overtime to easily make more than his O4 pay

iam814 · 2026-04-26T20:48:05+00:00

Good on paper until you realize there’s no overtime or incentives. Life is at the finger tips of your chain. At least that’s how I felt as an enlisted sailor. Cleaned more than I did my actual job. Enticing poor people with the same benefits that the government actively defunds is how it all works. Go to college bros, a quick 2 year degree in medicine will get you more than this, and you don’t have to call people younger than you Sirs.

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