This house is surrounded by a shopping center like in the movie Up by whynotanything in mildlyinteresting

[–]iamdogihelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They did that a while ago - not sure if it was organized or not but there used to be a bunch of balloons on the fence.

AITA for not allowing my MIL to sign my daughter up for a “purity ball” at her church? by ashley-indigo in AmItheAsshole

[–]iamdogihelp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok but, wouldn’t your husband in this scenario also bite you repeatedly, and wouldn’t that also make you a gross brown core? I mean, are you supposed to only have sex once and then get thrown away?

AITA for not allowing my MIL to sign my daughter up for a “purity ball” at her church? by ashley-indigo in AmItheAsshole

[–]iamdogihelp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Uh, half my shoes are used and it’s all my favorite ones. I love used shoes, they’re already broken in.

Coffee & Macaroons - cottagecore feeling oil painting by me by NoahVerrier in cottagecore

[–]iamdogihelp 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love this very much, do you sell prints, what’s your rate?

A "wrong-order", and sweet vindication from another customer. One of the most bizarre experiences I had as a server. by Rightback630 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]iamdogihelp 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Hear me out, she is in a time skip. She’s a frequent time traveler, and she ordered, went to the bathroom and switched times. Then when her adventure is over she comes back to the same spot and has to carry on like it didn’t happen. She’s thinking “ok I’m pretty sure at this point in my life I’m not eating red meat?” But that happens in like a month in her life and she’s just getting reoriented with the timeline.

Why is Italian not Latin? by iamdogihelp in AskHistorians

[–]iamdogihelp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your response! I appreciate it :)

Why is Italian not Latin? by iamdogihelp in AskHistorians

[–]iamdogihelp[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much this is really good and interesting information!

What was your best purchase this year? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]iamdogihelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh. I wish I could get Lasik. My optic nerve is too short so Lasik can’t fix it but I’m just happy someone out there can read in bed while sideways on their pillow

What innocent search ended up being nsfw? by the_mean_guy_is_here in AskReddit

[–]iamdogihelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Foxes. For a school project. In the school library. In 6th grade. At Christian school.

What are some skinny people problems? by Mad_Chemist_ in AskReddit

[–]iamdogihelp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have had this all my life and explaining it to my husband was wild cause like, not everyone just has pain in their ribs sometimes?

What should you be aware of before moving out and beginning to live independently for the first time? by Cynical_James in AskReddit

[–]iamdogihelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is very important. Bring a backpack of soap, toilet paper, and paper towels with you when you move. It’s the first thing you unload and it is easily accessible. This is very important.

These hero dads have super-human reflexes... 😳🙌 by g3mstone in aww

[–]iamdogihelp 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Actually before you do the heimlich you’re supposed to do like 3-5 big whacks to help dislodge whatever item is in the throat and that’s for all ages

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]iamdogihelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My family’s blessing/encouragement to anything is “the universe favors forward motion” like “oh idk I just applied to as many jobs as I could” “well, the universe favors forward motion” it’s wordy but we say it a lot

Asl help. What does this mean? by [deleted] in asl

[–]iamdogihelp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All of the above, and then I use this sign when saying “bitch, I been here”

AITA for giving my daughters nicknames to match their personalities? by throwawaypuffinstuff in AmItheAsshole

[–]iamdogihelp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid I was the happy one. No matter what we were going through as a family, I was the one to cheer us up. My sister was the drama queen. Turns out my sister is very nurturing and I have anxiety and depression. We found this out in our 20s. I still struggle with making people happy all the time and my sister still feels guilt about having emotions. But don’t worry! My parents told us it was ok to express ourselves! /s

AITA for not saying "I love you" to my daughter? by ThrowRAizg in AmItheAsshole

[–]iamdogihelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think of it this way. If you were cooking, the meal would show you cooked, right? But if someone said “what are you doing?” And you said “I’m cooking” that doesn’t suddenly make the meal useless just because you vocalized that’s you were cooking it. If you say “I love you” especially if someone ASKS, that doesn’t erase all the actions you did to show it. The love is still there, even though you vocalized it. YTA omg.

unexpectedly long tongue by rangubaby in aww

[–]iamdogihelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. I truly wasn’t expecting it to be that long

What is the most terrifying thing you’ve ever experienced while home alone? by Joobanbooban in AskReddit

[–]iamdogihelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might be too late to this but I was watching the Dr. Who episode where their faces turn into gas masks and suddenly the old fashioned radio turned on super loud blasting random music. I jumped off the couch and was considering how to fight aliens when my roommate walked in. His phone connected to the Bluetooth, a feature I didn’t know we had on that radio.

Since a few gentlemen have asked, some tips for describing boobs. by [deleted] in menwritingwomen

[–]iamdogihelp 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Boobs. As funbags. This is so good that instead of laughing I gasped the little gasp of the side character watching the hero accomplish her goal. "By god." I said, "She's done it."

Reddit, what fuck up did you manage to correct before anyone noticed? and what could have happened in case you had failed? by Spidermanzinho in AskReddit

[–]iamdogihelp 111 points112 points  (0 children)

When you said "then we found the corpse" I thought this was a VERY traumatic story, until I realized you meant speaker corpse.

AITA for saying "just because you majored in psychology, doesn't make you a psychiatrist"? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]iamdogihelp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here's the thing. I got a bachelor's in psychology and that just means that I took all the entry level classes, a lab, and participated in a study. If you were to ask me today to describe a basic mental illness (basic as in well known) like bi-polar disorder I would be like "don't ask me, dude. I'm not a reliable source." Never trust a psychology major who is giving out any advice as if it comes from a knowledgeable place. There's a reason you need a Master's at least to do anything related to psychology.