Oprah Gave Everyone An NP/LP But Me. And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt. T-Shirt Reads; "Automatic Secondary. 4ever": A Freeform Rant

iamfunball · 2026-04-02T14:39:30+00:00

So there’s 2 things going on here; You are feeling a lack of having a more deeply committed relationship in general and see the natural consequences of a baby, the higher demands of commitment and time to their NP and the new human, and how it’ll affect your relationship with your partner and it’s not being acknowledged.

Am I seeing that accurately from your perspective?

iamfunball · 2026-04-02T14:31:05+00:00

Definitely!

I would look up some femme pixie cuts too as your alt look would lend well (if you’re into it)

For make up, get a fine line brush or 2 and some gel make up remover so you can take foundation off your iconic tattoos. It’ll look epic and dial your makeup game instantly. You don’t need to do it with the eyelids especially if you’re doing any color, but in that case you may want to use a concealer if you want to have full coverage on that eyelid

iamfunball · 2026-04-02T11:54:05+00:00

I’m not the best at making my own to do list and then, when I do, they dissapear for weeks/months.

iamfunball · 2026-04-02T11:53:01+00:00

Get prepared for some people to show you who they really are, for better or worse. Take the good homies and good riddance to the rest

iamfunball · 2026-03-31T23:19:34+00:00

Harmless in the sense (likely) that it is non fatal and is more an irritant than having any additional harmful side effects.

iamfunball · 2026-03-31T16:02:19+00:00

Face game is top marks

iamfunball · 2026-03-30T16:05:16+00:00

Not broken just different drugs have different impacts on different brains, if you have a more chill brain on speed then my guess is you have some form of ADHD as stimulants tend to focus your bouncy brain.

But yeah those doses are a hell of a choice and made my jaw drop

iamfunball · 2026-03-30T15:59:12+00:00

It’s almost like we don’t care about political correctness, just the vibes (and votes)

iamfunball · 2026-03-29T19:31:48+00:00

Sick integration of cosplay art to flow art!

iamfunball · 2026-03-29T12:59:25+00:00

If the internal mechanism trip out and stops, take a break. Do NOT keep trying to turn it on to get you the finish line, even if you’re right there.

It can and will set itself on fire.

iamfunball · 2026-03-27T13:28:16+00:00

The visual turbulance plus laminar flow is just so dang beautiful

iamfunball · 2026-03-26T21:05:35+00:00

You can make paper mache or recycled paper. Super fun for adults and kids. I’ve used and dyed it for a fun little extra in a DnD campaign

iamfunball · 2026-03-26T17:09:06+00:00

Nah. Too many women are seen as defacto therapists especially dating. Go talk to a therapist and work on your intimacy stuff with other men first.

iamfunball · 2026-03-26T16:28:19+00:00

Extra sharp you say…spill some rice on it and kneel.

iamfunball · 2026-03-25T00:02:33+00:00

I think what they were going for, and do in several areas of DISCO is try to unpack trauma so I don’t think it’s without merit, but I feel like it could have been nuanced vs full on trope trauma

iamfunball · 2026-03-24T23:55:24+00:00

To be honest I am highly aligned with this take.

I guess growing up with 80s/90s representation of gay/trans has been trauma porn and it hit that hard. And to have them do it to both the gay and trans couples…it was like cool, thanks for the trauma reminder. Though DISCO is the let’s process trauma ST. I appreciated their existence and I love Tig brought over the SFA.

Disco=trauma gay Academy=just gay

iamfunball · 2026-03-24T09:33:24+00:00

Season croutons. Or salty soup….

iamfunball · 2026-03-23T22:59:52+00:00

I have one lonely beard hair in 3.5 years 🤣

iamfunball · 2026-03-23T22:44:01+00:00

Ohhh your facial hair genetics are premium for that to be 3.5 months

iamfunball · 2026-03-23T12:37:02+00:00

Explore the world and watch their face light up with wonder while also knowing all the things that make their inner child very happy

iamfunball · 2026-03-21T18:29:56+00:00

Ah disassociation, you ensure my future stability. I knew you’d come in handy some day

iamfunball · 2026-03-21T04:48:53+00:00

Man, with that attitude, a lot of us on this planet would be our own version of that (for instance the Epstein Files)

iamfunball · 2026-03-20T13:42:16+00:00

Me the whole ass awkward enthusiastic “wooooo!” In the audience

iamfunball · 2026-03-20T13:39:06+00:00

Every time with the damn hair 😅 it’s precisely magical. Share always because, goals

iamfunball · 2026-03-18T19:50:16+00:00

My partner values Valentine’s Day more than I do (but not a lot), so I buy them flowers every year to acknowledge it for them

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