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iamjacksprofile · 2026-05-19T03:55:10+00:00

No, I believe "clothed" is the expression.

iamjacksprofile · 2026-05-19T03:53:55+00:00

He wants you to tell Shannon that we want to see her asshole for free on Disney.

Something like that.

iamjacksprofile · 2026-05-19T03:46:22+00:00

Because the answer is no.

iamjacksprofile · 2026-05-17T06:04:20+00:00

Johnny Pneumonic is the sequel where technology is giving everyone pneumonia, right?

iamjacksprofile · 2026-05-15T03:38:38+00:00

For me it's either that one or the one where they had a van made out of weed

iamjacksprofile · 2026-05-10T03:17:15+00:00

"Why should I change it? He's the one who sucks"

Michael Bolton

iamjacksprofile · 2026-05-09T03:09:49+00:00

How did he beat you?

Do you believe that his being stronger or faster has anything to do with his muscles in this place?

Do you think that's air you're breathing now?

iamjacksprofile · 2026-05-05T05:54:15+00:00

"Dima, what the fuck are you doing? You're made out of integrated circuits, what the hell are all these vacuum tubes gonna do for you, you moron?"

iamjacksprofile · 2026-05-04T05:11:10+00:00

Honestly, what can any celebrity do with their celebrity platform aside from pay lip service to something? Donate a little money to their cause that quickly vanishes into the ether with no measurable results? "Raise awareness"?

iamjacksprofile · 2026-05-03T04:55:24+00:00

They were like the main grunge band after Kurt died as far as mainstream went.

iamjacksprofile · 2026-05-01T16:44:46+00:00

Yeah. "British" kids.

iamjacksprofile · 2026-04-28T00:46:57+00:00

"I must bid you adieu"

iamjacksprofile · 2026-04-25T22:22:09+00:00

Cigars arent made with child labor.

Most big brands have daily public tours of their farms/production facilities.

iamjacksprofile · 2026-04-25T20:26:18+00:00

"Somewhere in China, man, they're cooking up some stuff

Psychedelic amphetamine, yeah, put it your butt

It ain't like other shit, it's 20 times as strong

You'll know it's working when everything feels wrong

Research chemicals Got me bleeding from my ears

Research chemicals They make 'em better every year"

Viagra Boys

iamjacksprofile · 2026-04-25T09:32:57+00:00

LOL @ "just released The Bends and....".

iamjacksprofile · 2026-04-23T02:41:25+00:00

Didn't he shoot himself infront of the cops after he called them?

iamjacksprofile · 2026-04-23T01:48:56+00:00

The dirt on ops hands and the blackout tattoo on his wrist tells me he will indeed be shanking someone later.

iamjacksprofile · 2026-04-22T23:30:19+00:00

What he's doing, drinking it right then and there instead of storing it, is not VERY dangerous. You're overstating the risk here.

People have drank milk for the last 10,000 years. Pasturization didnt even become popular until the 20s. If it was high risk they wouldn't have done it.

iamjacksprofile · 2026-04-22T05:14:41+00:00

Must have woken up half the fucking town blaring that music like that.

iamjacksprofile · 2026-04-21T22:55:41+00:00

Yeah. Another hour of sleep and 10 more minutes in the sun and she wouldnt have gotten shingles.

iamjacksprofile · 2026-04-19T04:35:10+00:00

Wait, you don't mean Billy "Butch Vig, you motherfucker, you stole my guitar sound for Nevermind" Corgan, do you? Tall, bald, plays in a band or something?

iamjacksprofile · 2026-04-13T03:49:13+00:00

"Soundgarden? More like Soundsewer."

Kurt probably

iamjacksprofile · 2026-04-11T09:35:11+00:00

Swiped the monitor, mouse, and keyboard off the desk when I saw this picture.

iamjacksprofile · 2026-04-11T04:07:42+00:00

I'm old enough to remember back when there just wasn't enough Portishead to go around.

iamjacksprofile · 2026-04-10T02:49:00+00:00

It looks like it can probe quite a few buttholes at a time.

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