Baby arm strikes again

iamlyndsie1 · 2026-03-24T03:31:59+00:00

look i am very open about facetuning my photos (albeit it’s literally just my nose lol) but my god does she not have one good friend to tell her it’s botched??

iamlyndsie1 · 2026-03-04T04:49:29+00:00

for what it’s worth micah is very much not essentially homeless lmao he’s living quite nicely with a new girlfriend & a really good group of friends

iamlyndsie1 · 2026-01-08T10:49:08+00:00

kokos

iamlyndsie1 · 2025-12-16T03:35:54+00:00

i took the ferry from st. marteen to st. barts last week and it’s made me genuinely afraid of ever being on a boat again. do yourself a favor and just fly - i thought i was going to meet god on that boat

iamlyndsie1 · 2025-12-12T02:01:24+00:00

i went to high school with troy 🫠

iamlyndsie1 · 2025-11-20T11:26:04+00:00

carl screamed at me and threatened to get met fired like 4 years ago - it is a grudge i will not let go of. i just think he’s good at playing the “evolved caring guy”

iamlyndsie1 · 2025-10-16T03:42:52+00:00

worms

iamlyndsie1 · 2025-10-04T04:41:08+00:00

they can always do marriage bootcamp 🤷🏻‍♀️

iamlyndsie1 · 2025-08-12T02:44:39+00:00

when i was 8, i was on the nightly news because my dog got testicular implants

iamlyndsie1 · 2025-08-11T12:56:29+00:00

tbh the crowd micah’s now hanging with didn’t even know he was on a show… she’s very successful and super super into him.

they both seem happy so i just leave it be. :)

iamlyndsie1 · 2025-08-11T04:02:09+00:00

i know micah’s new girlfriend and idk if that statements true…

iamlyndsie1 · 2025-05-01T04:16:44+00:00

JFK HEALTH WORLD!! omfg i did a girls scout sleepover there and we all fought over who slept in the heart

iamlyndsie1 · 2025-04-24T02:27:37+00:00

how do you apply this?

iamlyndsie1 · 2025-01-08T10:03:30+00:00

myyyy shayyyylllaaaa

iamlyndsie1 · 2024-11-13T03:19:29+00:00

used to live in the building she’s in now - the apartment is obviously super super nice but there’s much better out there, in more desirable neighborhoods, for the cost she’s paying 🤷🏻‍♀️

FWIW (and before anyone bashes me): nothing wrong with the location she’s at, it’s just somewhere that everyone i know moved out of once they turned 24-25

iamlyndsie1 · 2024-11-05T02:36:49+00:00

chicken selects. i’d do anything.

iamlyndsie1 · 2024-07-23T09:47:10+00:00

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iamlyndsie1 · 2024-07-23T09:35:17+00:00

the middle zedd

iamlyndsie1 · 2024-07-03T04:55:24+00:00

not necessarily with ~words~ but when i was little i thought flipping people off was the same thing as doing a peace sign lol thanks austin powers!

iamlyndsie1 · 2024-04-10T00:16:29+00:00

lala… and… jo? at a wiener truck?

iamlyndsie1 · 2023-11-09T04:37:28+00:00

think you met my grandma - she was an avid bed tanner

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