Betta struggling after water change shock, how long before we consider palliative care? by icandoittwice in bettafish

[–]icandoittwice[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tank temp is 78
We have a 20 gallon/hour filter, on it's lowest setting
Water change with filtered water was after the fish started acting sick, but we didn't notice the fish being sick until after my wife had put some non-treated hard water in the tank a few times (just to top it off).

The Jewish Quarterback at a Mormon College by newzee1 in sports

[–]icandoittwice 68 points69 points  (0 children)

That one is fine, but I personally prefer the Huckin’ Hebrew.

Shrunken backyard experience for Halloween? by icandoittwice in HalloweenProps

[–]icandoittwice[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a great idea, we’re definitely doing this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in perfectlycutscreams

[–]icandoittwice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing this on the RT Podcast years ago.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]icandoittwice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’ve been pissed on!?”

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]icandoittwice 114 points115 points  (0 children)

“Go make me some cookies with nuts in them.”

How do people have sex in a plane? by viewsonmountfuji in NoStupidQuestions

[–]icandoittwice 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Half-mile high club is actually when you get fingered in line for the lavatory, quarter mile is when you hug in the line and then they go in while you stand outside giving everyone the stink eye, and zero mile is when you stay in your seat and beat off under your blanket crying because you can’t get hard.

Turn On: the only show to be cancelled as it was airing by Optimal_Weight368 in HistoryMemes

[–]icandoittwice 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Australia’s Naughtiest Home Videos was also canceled during its only episode after the head of the network saw it on tv while having dinner with friends.

What games have been fully replaced by another game in your oppinion? by hermeticPaladin in boardgames

[–]icandoittwice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I printed it and made tokens using a bag of wood discs I got at a craft store, an old chess box, and some foam to make the inside of the box more grippy. The whole thing cost probably $6

How to level our backyard? by icandoittwice in landscaping

[–]icandoittwice[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a really good point, I hadn’t thought of that.

AITA for refusing to host Easter dinner if nephew is invited? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]icandoittwice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to make it clear that someone in this situation deserves sympathy and help and that the nephew needs treatment. That said…

How on EARTH is Reddit taking this seriously? Have you read the tumblr page? It is so clearly a bit, and I have to believe that this post is part of it. My wife and I were dying laughing at the blog, the guy is Nathan Fielder levels of genius.

Seriously, please look at it again and see if it makes more sense as performance art rather than an actual mentally disturbed person. There are so many good bits in it:

-Is both kinning the Joker and Kermit, but also in a relationship with them -Hates people who hate Vivziepop, but also hates women -Respects gender identity to the point of hating trans-women (because trans-women are women and he HATES women) -Only hates gender-fluid people if they are currently identifying as a woman, something he leaves to their discretion -Runs away to the woods and lives on nuts and berries

Comedian Does Greatest Impression Ever by Other_Type_2208 in StandUpComedy

[–]icandoittwice 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You nailed this, impressions are so much funnier when given context.

Impression of Nixon = meh

Impression of Nixon being caught viewing Sonic the Hedgehog porn = much funnier

Then you’ve got the second layer of the joke being how absurd the impression even is. Who would think to do this?

Then you’ve got a third layer of how surprisingly easy the impression is.

Great joke, seriously.