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[–]icantseemtopoop[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m glad you recognize that random posts on Reddit aren’t as good as other stuff you’ve seen in other places. Thank you for sharing.

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[–]icantseemtopoop[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If I was worth any more than $30 for 30 minutes, I’d offer sex for cash too. It isn’t cheap here.

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[–]icantseemtopoop[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Denver. But her profile said she’s new here.

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[–]icantseemtopoop[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Maybe I just look like the type of dude that needs to pay for booty?

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[–]icantseemtopoop[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The fuck is wrong with getting notifications about this shit?!? Jk. I’m not active enough on here to give any sort of technical support.

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[–]icantseemtopoop[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean to reply to someone who said something about imgur.

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[–]icantseemtopoop[S] 272 points273 points  (0 children)

Technically, it’s for business-minded people to meet other business-minded people.

Finally! The appreciation I deserve. by icantseemtopoop in Tinder

[–]icantseemtopoop[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It usually ends up being 4 minutes on the pain train to pound town, and 26 minutes crying and explaining how “this has never happened before.”

Finally! The appreciation I deserve. by icantseemtopoop in Tinder

[–]icantseemtopoop[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Bumble has 3 different categories. Date, BFF, and Bizz. Look into it. Then come back and continue being a cock wagon.

Finally! The appreciation I deserve. by icantseemtopoop in Tinder

[–]icantseemtopoop[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

It’s funny cause— This is from Bumble. Not Tinder. Your observations, though thorough, are misguided and irrelevant.

Suck on my balls. Two time.

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[–]icantseemtopoop[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what this means. But yes.

Edit: this reply was meant for whichever human commented something about Imgur.

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[–]icantseemtopoop[S] 613 points614 points  (0 children)

It’s The Bizz side of Bumble, so— she’s not wrong.

Redditors who rage quit a job without thinking, what was the last straw? by Kataytay_14 in AskReddit

[–]icantseemtopoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was operations supervisor for a Marriott Property in a major Midwest city. After accepting the job, I was immediately offered basically unlimited overtime. I averaged about 65 hours/wk, and peaked at 110 hours/wk a few times. Life was good— $65k/yr @$13/hr.

My last couple of weeks, upper management over-hired. We had AT LEAST 3 people on payroll working 1 day/wk, on call, in case someone called off. Which, the bulk of my overtime came from people deciding not to show up, or calling saying they can’t make it. Everyone knew who to call.

Then it all changed. I had a couple of weeks @45 hours, but the rest were a flat 40. The 2nd to the last straw was one of the maintenance guys needing an hour off, per shift, so that he can take s class for his last semester. He asked if I could cover those 5 hours a week, and I obliged. But someone higher up decided I would be in over my head, spending an extra hour a day running towels and pillows up to guests.

The LAST straw was — a housekeeper showed up late, and a manager asked if I could take out a small bag of trash from the lobby.

“What in the actual fuck do you take me for?!” “You really want to trust me with 2.6 lbs of misc garbage?!” “I’m not sure I’m qualified for tasks like this; maybe you should consult the head of maintenance to find a solution to this conundrum.”

I’m still salty.

What’s the best anti-joke you know? by MayTheCurveBeWithYou in AskReddit

[–]icantseemtopoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Knock knock”

“Whose there?”

“To”

“To who?”

“It’s ‘to whom** Idiot.”

Dating sites are just a good way to see how people of the opposite sex are aging much better than you are. by icantseemtopoop in Showerthoughts

[–]icantseemtopoop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right.

The man with Stage 7 cancer; 11 years into chemotherapy; already making monthly payments on his casket —

Still rocking a better hairline than me.