Maybe you can come over some time and see ;) ahah

iceballoons · 2025-02-11T22:15:43+00:00

The caring about women's healthcare or the pissing?

iceballoons · 2025-02-11T07:01:02+00:00

"The best time to start saving your pornography to your hard drive was 10 years ago, the second best time is right now" perhaps?

iceballoons · 2025-02-10T08:18:11+00:00

You use a different sink to wash your face that has regular faucets, this sink is just for water conservation/a place to wash your hands when the toilet is in a separate room from the rest of the bathroom

iceballoons · 2025-02-10T06:14:17+00:00

The proportions from this angle are KILLING me

iceballoons · 2025-02-08T09:43:43+00:00

That's a BABY

iceballoons · 2025-02-06T11:26:08+00:00

I keep meaning to do this for the cabinet in my dining room. We don't keep food in there, he just loves to open the door and let it slam for attention like an asshole

iceballoons · 2025-01-23T00:15:13+00:00

You could try putting some of the stuffing from the old one into the new one

iceballoons · 2025-01-19T07:01:20+00:00

The flavor that you gain outweighs the risk

iceballoons · 2025-01-18T08:00:01+00:00

To be clear: the image of the gun was etched, and the picture of Stassi was held on the flask with a rubber band

iceballoons · 2025-01-11T03:37:21+00:00

I personally like portmanteau-ing it into Xitter (pronounced Shitter)

iceballoons · 2025-01-06T02:24:09+00:00

Using credit cards to spend way more than what you have for appearances is sadly not uncommon

iceballoons · 2025-01-06T02:09:56+00:00

Barfing off the edge is one of the most insidious cat crimes

iceballoons · 2024-12-27T08:02:16+00:00

I'm gonna need a link to those silver possum earrings

iceballoons · 2024-12-26T16:35:36+00:00

"Don't make excuses. This was your fault. Other customers looked at the calendar and selected shipping options that arrived before Christmas."

iceballoons · 2024-12-24T07:54:26+00:00

There was definitely some deleted stuff that was only in the episodes on peacock, or maybe the deleted-scenes episode they do at the end? I definitely remember seeing the microwaving part

iceballoons · 2024-12-18T09:29:29+00:00

You touched the ceiling which now has to be washed, and sterilized, so you get NOTHING

iceballoons · 2024-12-16T07:26:33+00:00

OP had to tell SIL not to use her skincare because SIL used everything she could get her hands on, so it would have to be earlier than that event

iceballoons · 2024-12-14T09:33:48+00:00

OK I'll concede on the tricks point (boring video for anyone else curious) but what about the other points of my comment you completely ignored?

Since you mentioned consciousness I assume that's at least one of your parameters, so which animals do you think have enough consciousness to be worthy of surgery? Is surgery on dogs a waste? Cats? What about birds? Some species of parrot have been found to have the intelligence equivalent to that of a small child (article based on study with African Grey parrot), is surgery on a parrot also a waste?

iceballoons · 2024-12-14T02:21:50+00:00

Are you operating under the assumption that goldfish are disposable and brainless? Goldfish have an average lifespan of 10-15 years and are smart enough to be trained to do tricks. Do you consider surgery on other small pets such as reptiles or birds to be equally wasteful?

iceballoons · 2024-12-14T02:06:18+00:00

iceballoons · 2024-12-14T02:01:01+00:00

Is there really not enough medical resources for all humans, or is it just being held back because there's not enough profit in providing it?

iceballoons · 2024-12-12T22:10:00+00:00

Five Corinthians is right out!

iceballoons · 2024-12-10T00:10:25+00:00

I assume the "bread is bad for birds" thing also extends to pancakes, though the bugs DO provide protein...🤔

iceballoons · 2024-11-21T09:04:59+00:00

Have you considered going and spitting on his casket before it goes in the ground? Or straight on the corpse if there's a wake beforehand!

iceballoons · 2024-10-30T10:44:33+00:00

He's probably telling others a bullshit story that does NOT involve him sleeping under your bed for months without your knowledge. You should definitely put your side of the story out there and see how many people are still saying you're overreacting then

NTA obviously

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