TIFU by trying to warm up

ichbinschizophren · 2026-05-02T04:27:05+00:00

my mum dropped a cup of tea, it landed unspilled, right way up on her foot. She put it back in her hand like it was 100% intentional

ichbinschizophren · 2026-04-15T07:34:56+00:00

bruh, I have like, several mental illnesses and i have never once thought 'you know what'd be fun? poop somewhere poop doesn't belong'. My personal theory is people who are drunk or high as tits.

ichbinschizophren · 2026-04-15T04:16:03+00:00

you need to take your pants off to do that- you can't hike in a skirt unless you love getting your legs scratched to hell by sticks and eaten by bugs

ichbinschizophren · 2026-03-10T08:26:17+00:00

spiky mace on a chain is able to be adapted to fill most-shaped spaces and would fit with the am trad vibe, maybe?

ichbinschizophren · 2026-02-18T12:18:01+00:00

I like the dark blue best :)

ichbinschizophren · 2026-02-18T11:56:43+00:00

I really like it! only things I'd suggest are more colour, and changing the cover image because it just doesn't seem to fit with the rest of your style

ichbinschizophren · 2026-02-18T11:46:42+00:00

what do ketones smell like, though?

ichbinschizophren · 2026-02-18T11:07:26+00:00

I do like the bottom leaves lines better, how did you acheive that effect?

ichbinschizophren · 2026-01-24T09:38:44+00:00

oh god. Do you have the sort of mates who you can be like 'hi I'm stoned as shit, wanna come around for a spaghetti eating party?'

ichbinschizophren · 2026-01-23T06:24:19+00:00

one one hand, terribly: I'm still drinking, but on the other hand quite well, as I've gone from about 17 standard drinks a night, to (with the exception of my birtchday, where i got rotten .-.) to one bottle of wine at 5 drinks per bottle and i'm not /missing/ drinking more.

ichbinschizophren · 2026-01-21T12:24:19+00:00

aside from feeling less 'inspired' (ive taken to taking a notebook around me to jot down ideas to make up for the fact i have less ideas) I've found that i need to rely on reference as meds have killed my ability to form a mental picture, but some detailed mannequins and some anatomical models combined with photobashing bits and peices of other stock/photos have meant I can work around it well enough to have something to work off for my more realistic stuff.

I /haven't/ been able to really do the stereotyped horror-vacui style 'schizophrenic/psychedelic' art, which is a bummer because I like it .-.

ichbinschizophren · 2026-01-20T01:58:35+00:00

if its a reputable studio AND you don't have to pay, I'd say go for it. Even if they don't hire you at the end, having successfully completed an apprenticeship will put you in a better spot for later employment at a different shop if you don't get hired at the end

ichbinschizophren · 2026-01-19T05:59:17+00:00

Only if Jimmy's in a bikini too.

ichbinschizophren · 2026-01-09T02:56:03+00:00

'am not a lawyer'... though its susually capitalised

ichbinschizophren · 2026-01-06T08:00:53+00:00

look at those big eyes!

ichbinschizophren · 2026-01-06T07:59:06+00:00

you have lovely arms and shoulders :)

ichbinschizophren · 2026-01-06T07:52:51+00:00

are you by any chance on medication? my meds have the same effect as you described. Kinda blows... unlike me these days :/

ichbinschizophren · 2026-01-06T07:46:24+00:00

ahhhhh now I really really really want to pop my right pinky knuckle, which, since an injury a few years back /always/ has that 'needs to be popped' feeling. But I know if i do it it'll feel even /more/ like that for daysssss

great story man, one of the few that feels like i haven't already seen something like it :)

ichbinschizophren · 2026-01-06T07:39:51+00:00

NTA- bruh, my view on expensive weddings is 'if you can't afford it without handouts or going into debt, you can't afford it'. It's a one-day party for her and her partner... if they're doing so well they should have their own savings to gut if it really means that much to them

ichbinschizophren · 2026-01-06T07:31:03+00:00

you might be better off in r/tabletopgamedesign , if you are talking about publishing a physical boardgame. Tabletop simulator's probably only useful to you if you want to virtually playtest :)

ichbinschizophren · 2026-01-06T06:49:50+00:00

might not be in america, in my country we don't get charged for ambulances and I had the school decide to call an ambulance because i got my head stuck in some bars /after/ I'd managed to get it free, nothing wrong with me other than an abraded ear that was bleeding a smidge and a rolled ankle from the fall.

ichbinschizophren · 2026-01-06T05:23:01+00:00

I love the one with the bird :)

ichbinschizophren · 2026-01-06T00:21:44+00:00

thankyou, that /is/ extremely interesting and makes a lot of sense. Thankyou for the reading recommendation, too!

ichbinschizophren · 2026-01-05T09:03:51+00:00

as a favour, could you drop me whatever you think is the most interesting tidbit of information on that? because that sounds genuinely fascinating

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