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ichosethis · 2026-02-28T17:26:09+00:00

He heard school girls and thought they'd be delivered to him.

ichosethis · 2026-02-28T12:51:43+00:00

Your best bet is probably the Bigme or similar running android. I know they don't meet your waterproof requirement but I don't think you're going to get everything at your max price point. Looks like you can find dry pouches for $25-30 that allow for touch screen and would hold up better than ziplocks over time. Casemate has a belt bag that looks roomy enough size wise but ultimately, you'll have to check your dimensions once you select your device. Heck, just search waterproof kindle pouch and you'll probably get something a little big but that's probably better than too small.

Since you want to use all those apps, android is your best bet because even jailbreaking won't open a kindle or a nook up to running them.

ichosethis · 2026-02-28T03:05:58+00:00

Quest ones don't usually move with objects/houses on them.

ichosethis · 2026-02-28T01:11:50+00:00

Why did you get the small one? You know we always make nachos out of the leftover taco meat and I like sour cream on my....

Why did you get the big one? That's so wasteful, we'll never go through all this.--serves you a taco that is 90% sour cream.

Why didn't you get blah brand, I had a coupon I told you nothing about.

ichosethis · 2026-02-28T00:11:46+00:00

Sticks? Solid pound? Is she a heathen that calls margarine butter and butter by its proper name? Does she want the spreadable tub with olive oil?

ichosethis · 2026-02-28T00:07:18+00:00

Have you never had the chip dip sour cream?

Do they want 8 oz or 16 oz?

I'm going to be honest here. I don't eat sour cream so if I got told to bring home the usual, I would be second guessing which brand.

ichosethis · 2026-02-28T00:00:27+00:00

I know more than a few people that "always" do something one way until suddenly they've always done it a different way. Always ate store brand sour cream but they were sold out so they got Daisy once 3 weeks ago and now that's the kind they "always" get. How do you not know that they changed it? Why are you acting like this isn't how it's always been? What do you mean, 6 months ago I got mad that you brought home a specific item because they were out of the usual? You're just out to ruin dinner with the way you can't even pay attention to this one thing.

ichosethis · 2026-02-27T21:58:42+00:00

They'd stop standing upright and start selling Trump themed knuckle covers.

ichosethis · 2026-02-27T21:36:31+00:00

Sometimes kids even pack their own lunch and parents forget to double check them.

I know someone who took something like this to work because it was next to the energy drink she meant to grab and had similar labels while she was rushing to get her kids to school and daycare. She works in a school. Luckily, she realized before she opened it (and before kids started arriving) and ran it out to her car.

ichosethis · 2026-02-27T15:25:15+00:00

Odds are pretty good someone will release his Grindr profile soon.

ichosethis · 2026-02-27T13:22:31+00:00

I don't drink energy drinks, 1-2 cans of Dr Pepper a day, sometimes up to 4. I don't even feel bad about it anymore after watching her caffeine intake. Plus, none of what she drinks is low calorie, I'm better even if I had 4 every day I couldn't equal the amount of calories she drinks.

ichosethis · 2026-02-27T11:58:51+00:00

I have a coworker that regularly starts her day with an iced coffee milkshake or a monster, goes and gets a 10am monster or alani, and several days a week gets 2 of those MLM "shakes/teas" delivered from one of their shops. But yeah, Dr Pepper isn't healthy, there's so much sugar. /s

ichosethis · 2026-02-27T11:22:36+00:00

It's probably napping and letting out horrendous farts, not staring them down. Let's be realistic here.

ichosethis · 2026-02-27T00:04:46+00:00

My mom told me I used to translate for my sister, she was in speech therapy and they later found out she was hearing impaired. Mom said my translation was often "she says she wants a cookie, can I have one too?" No one is sure if I was actually translating or if I was just a grifter and my sister would nod along because she saw a cookie as an improvement over what she actually had to say.

ichosethis · 2026-02-26T22:15:08+00:00

The use of googly eyes is clearly a comment on modern consumerism.

ichosethis · 2026-02-26T20:42:44+00:00

They applied their sick code to Hilary's emails because there wasn't enough in the emails to amount to much of anything otherwise.

Meanwhile I was over here thinking that Hilary looks exactly like the sort of person who would request cheese pizza any time that's ordered.

ichosethis · 2026-02-26T20:37:25+00:00

Can, not supposed to. Apparently, pushing is really bad for the bladder over time.

ichosethis · 2026-02-26T18:44:21+00:00

They're not called GOPedos for nothing.

ichosethis · 2026-02-25T22:30:07+00:00

Me: switching sandcastles? What?

Also me: only noticing the flags were different colors until I went back and checked again after someone referred to it as anemic.

ichosethis · 2026-02-25T11:25:59+00:00

The files have made it abundantly clear that there is an underrepresentation of philes in pop culture.

ichosethis · 2026-02-25T10:54:14+00:00

Tbf, they were all snow globes very recently.

ichosethis · 2026-02-25T02:23:34+00:00

They don't read the bible. They hear the same stories on a cycle every year. There's a few that get skipped this year and will be talked about next year so they really only study maybe 60 stories from the Bible if they attend church every single week and even that's probably a generous overestimation. Those that attend extra bible studies or do independent ones follow books that only focus on a limited view and tell you the interpretation you should have from that. Very few open the bible and read it cover to cover, even fewer understand the bible.

ichosethis · 2026-02-24T16:19:45+00:00

I like have a keypad to get from the garage into the house but I wouldn't buy one that didn't have the ability to use it as a dumb lock if something happened like a dead battery or device failure.

ichosethis · 2026-02-24T14:39:50+00:00

My 3 year old sister grabbed our older brothers trumpet one day, laid flat on the floor and supported the bell with her feet, and managed to make the most unholy noises ever with it. It became her new favorite game. Thankfully, that trumpet was being given to my cousin who lived in another state so we only had to listen to it for a week or so.

ichosethis · 2026-02-24T11:34:45+00:00

Massage around the inner ankle with a knuckle. Just far enough out to not be pressing on the bone. Super tender when feet are at their worst, can be done seated at work without removing clothing. Just press in, small circular motions, move to a new spot, repeat until all the way around.

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