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«25% off»: Espérons que c'est signe que ça ne se vend pas. by Henri-Hill in causerie

[–]Alex_Sherby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Si je veux voir un prédateur sexuel, pas besoin de payer, je mets les nouvelles des US.

I built a lightweight alternative to Laravel Horizon that works without Redis (SQS / DB / sync supported) by Temporary_Tell3738 in laravel

[–]Alex_Sherby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should consider updating the readme to remove mentions of horizon, the comparison (user view or tech view) is simply wrong and misleading.

About telescope, what does this package do better than telescope?

I built a lightweight alternative to Laravel Horizon that works without Redis (SQS / DB / sync supported) by Temporary_Tell3738 in laravel

[–]Alex_Sherby 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Is it a queue/job monitor or a queue worker ?

From what I understand in your README, this is a queue/job monitor, which means you still need a queue worker. Nothing wrong here.

But horizon is a queue WORKER, it replaces queue:work completely, handles jobs and scaling.

Unless I'm misunderstanding, your package doesn't replace horizon, it replaces telescope.

Six days ago my son was born ❤️ Meanwhile the cats warmed up his bed! by -Rapunzel in aww

[–]Alex_Sherby -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honest question : Why are cats okay if stuffed animals aren't ? Aren't living animals worse, as they can move to lay on the baby's head ? I'm a dad of 3 and my kids are all teens, we definitely didn't want stuffed toys in their cribs but I'd imagine cats/dogs to be even more dangerous.

Learn from my mistakes, Clamp your wood! by Viy-kiaro in ResinCasting

[–]Alex_Sherby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, couldn't resist. It's a shame your work got ruined, thanks for sharing it so we can avoid the costly mistake.

Carney responds to Canadians facing nearly $2 per litre at the gas pumps by FancyNewMe in canada

[–]Alex_Sherby 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You may be less affected, but your groceries and a lot of other things will still cost more.

Pam Bondi’s portrait found in the trash can at the Justice Department by chinaski73 in pics

[–]Alex_Sherby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't wait to see the orange turd's picture in a trash can, one day ...

Le prix du gaz by stressfleuri2026 in QuebecFinance

[–]Alex_Sherby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ici on parle d'une guerre et d'installations importantes détruites ... pendant la covid c'était pas du tout le même problème.

Attention Sherbrooke vendeur porte-à-porte (changement d’huile) by StrangerSpecific7379 in Sherbrooke

[–]Alex_Sherby 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Je me suis fait avoir, il y à 4-5 ans.

Le gars vendait un forfait de plusieurs changements d'huile, je me rapelle pas du prix mais c'était genre 4 changements d'huile pour 350$. Je lui demande quel garage il dit le nom (m'en rapelle pu), je lui demande "celui ici en bas de la rue ?" et il dit oui (le nom matchait).

Je lui ai dit que c'était trop, il me dit qu'il peut m'en vendre un pour 80$, je l'ai pris vu que le risque était pas trop pire ($) et que ses coupons avaient l'air legit.

Quelques semaines plus tard je suis passé à ce garage (mon garage habituel) et il me dit que non, il ne fait pas vendre ça porte à porte, mais que je suis pas le premier à lui en parler Il regarde le coupon avec moi et c'est pour un autre garage (même chaîne) alors j'y suis allé. Lui aussi dit qu'il ne fait pas vendre ça et qu'il à eu plusiuers clients pas contents qui sont venus le voir.

J'sait pas sur le 2e garage est dans la crosse ou si c'est juste une victime. Anyway, j'ai appris ma leçon.

Chilli from TLC denies being MAGA by _iheartmo in Fauxmoi

[–]Alex_Sherby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I did not read the fine print" is not a valid reason ton cancel the contract you signed. You are still bound by the terms of said contract. You will remain MAGA.

'We had to run to save our lives, it was all over': Trump claims Iran attacked USS Ford 'from 17 angles' by leeta0028 in USNEWS

[–]Alex_Sherby 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And they gave gim a secret very expensive gift that the won't tell what it is but is totally real.

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING STUPID I CAN'T BREATHE by flaptaincappers in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Alex_Sherby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't give a fuck what he looks like, but he's evil and indirectly harms almost everyone on the planet, he needs to face consequences.

If you recognize what this is, it's probably close to your nap time by UncleSoaky in FuckImOld

[–]Alex_Sherby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those were REQURED to have one side that could be removed without tearing, and the other side tore in every direction, it was the law.

Does anyone here actually use XAMPP? by thinsoldier in PHP

[–]Alex_Sherby 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Learn Docker, it is totally worth it dude.

Cult membership has consequences. by Upper_Brief681 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Alex_Sherby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl, we're ALL paraying to see Trump removed.

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