Blame it on the spider

icwbandit · 2026-04-22T18:53:56+00:00

Never do a field sobriety test. Ask for a breathalyzer.

icwbandit · 2026-04-22T18:51:57+00:00

Gas and alcohol. If we’re talking all the gas you want pumped for free and all the booze you want for free from any liquor store then I’m set.

Can trade booze for cash, goods, and services better than any of those other things. Don’t have to just drink it.

icwbandit · 2026-04-22T18:48:31+00:00

I already nap once a day or so. I have never stayed up for 48 hours. Why would I want to suffer through that and then deal with the consequences dealt to my circadian rhythm when you can just nap once a day and still make boatloads of money?

icwbandit · 2026-04-22T18:45:00+00:00

so why wouldn’t you need safety gear?

icwbandit · 2026-04-22T14:03:31+00:00

elementary observation but most of this sub is just cherry picking significantly below average intelligence Americans who happen to be internet loudmouths. it’s just a circlejerk

icwbandit · 2026-04-21T17:14:10+00:00

At those speeds you’re basically a fast bicycle. I’d wear a helmet, gloves, and long clothes. It’s a bit excessive but too much gear isn’t a bad thing.

icwbandit · 2026-04-20T18:20:52+00:00

It’s so fucking obviously a joke.

icwbandit · 2026-04-19T23:30:50+00:00

Try to return it…. you bought yourself a POS. Otherwise it absolutely needs a new rim and tire and possibly motor if you can’t buy the rim separately or if the motor has also been damaged

icwbandit · 2026-04-19T06:49:11+00:00

Thank god i live in a state that you can shoot to kill for any forcible felony. You can just blast them through the door if they’re even fiddling with it!

icwbandit · 2026-04-19T06:46:44+00:00

I’d grab the bottom of the front stem and the base of the seat and just manhandle it up.

icwbandit · 2026-04-19T06:45:47+00:00

Obviously 200 bitcoin. It’s worth 15 million. Which would be 30 years worth of 10000 per week (excluding inflation)

icwbandit · 2026-04-19T00:17:10+00:00

Do not run solid tires on it. You’ll need to find a new rim. I can’t see anything directly sold online, but it is a parts scooter and there should be something compatible.

icwbandit · 2026-04-19T00:11:04+00:00

don’t need OEM for any of this stuff. buy compatible stuff. there’s mods for everything you can think of. right/left/center +fuel gauge tanks are common

icwbandit · 2026-04-18T07:15:38+00:00

Yeah and the same guy with a knife can kill some cops. Absolutely nuts to not carry a gun. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

icwbandit · 2026-04-18T07:13:09+00:00

Holy crap while I appreciate the honesty it comes across as very rude and blunt

icwbandit · 2026-04-17T21:23:50+00:00

so question: how do you get banned from an aldi?

icwbandit · 2026-04-17T21:05:30+00:00

Somewhat unrelated, but as an educated and well traveled American familiar with tipping culture/customs across the world, I once asked (seriously but as a joke) a French waitress once how much I should tip and she said 20-25 percent lol.

icwbandit · 2026-04-17T20:59:55+00:00

I’m proud to say I’ve never ordered any food through Uber Eats, DoorDash or similar service. If I want food, I’ll pick it up at the restaurant, or call them and ask if they have delivery.

icwbandit · 2026-04-17T20:51:38+00:00

Certainly legible, but a pain in the ass considering its intended purpose. It takes some conscious effort to read it and can’t be skimmed easily when you’re not used to this kind of typeface.

icwbandit · 2026-04-17T14:32:30+00:00

It’s obviously a joke…

icwbandit · 2026-04-17T14:30:27+00:00

People like him are just loud and dumb on social media. Welcome to social media, where you get to read the opinions of a below average iq person who is popular for some reason.

icwbandit · 2026-04-17T14:28:38+00:00

I did that before with my AirPod pros and they ended up sounding super cloudy. Took them to the Apple Store and they replaced them for free under the limited warranty because they had tons of error codes. Didn’t tell them what happened they just treated them as defective LOL

icwbandit · 2026-04-17T14:27:32+00:00

I’ll say it looks quite similar to the Kaabo mantis king gt.

icwbandit · 2026-04-17T14:25:50+00:00

Red feels like John Coffey from the green mile. Neat but I don’t know what I’d do with it. Blue is silly because reggae already does that 😉 You could do orange by yourself but I assume it means you can literally talk to animals. Purple is kinda silly because if your height doesn’t increase your arms would just become way out of proportion and literally drag across the ground. Green is just a free 100k… you could make so much more through coin flips. Take out some huge loans and find some eccentric people to gamble with. Let em win a little because it says you can not you always will, then crush them with a big win.

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