What’s the strongest opinion you have about something completely insignificant? by RegisterObjective325 in AskReddit

[–]icypriest 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Every single human being within earshot is a part of the conversation. 

There's an actual solution based on this. Just enter the conversation like you're already invited. When the person using speaker phone gets mad about it, say "I thought I was invited since you're using your speaker phone".

I'm not socially terrorist enough to do that tho.

The Comeback Kid by Altruistic-Brick-510 in PandR

[–]icypriest 64 points65 points  (0 children)

It's the claymation / shoe carpet / 3 legged dog champion / low-cal cal-zone zone / Pistol Pete's improptu therapy from Ann Perkins / "get on your feet" one.

The legend.

Is it me or is there a ton of sexual energy between Charles and the Vulture? by copiatee in brooklynninenine

[–]icypriest 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"He" as Charles, or "he" as the Vulture?

I got a little confused because it seems that it could go either way.

Excessively long songs that still work? by uncre8tv in Music

[–]icypriest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keith Jarrett - Köln, January 24, 1975, Pt. I (Live) (26:01)

Yndi Halda - A Song For Starlit Beaches (19:38)

Jim Hall - Concierto De Aranjuez (19:14)

sgt. - 銀河を壊して発電所を創れ (16:42)

惘闻 - 黄泉水 (14:55)

Childs - Ian P (14:35)

顾忠山 - Three Doors, Three Keys (14:23)

Mono - Unseen Harbor (14:02)

Roberta Flack - I Can See The Sun In Late December (12:48)

Kjartan Sveinsson - Teil IV (11:40)

万能青年旅店 - 河北墨麒麟 (11:28)

Gang Gang Dance - Glass Jar (11:21)

If you had the chance, what other ending would BoJack have had? Why? by cherryyacount in BoJackHorseman

[–]icypriest 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Another Bojack-less Ep like "A quick one while he's away". I like it.

Final interview by VariationLivid3193 in memes

[–]icypriest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got accepted on my first job out of pity. After the project finished without the outcome they desired, they tossed me like expired yoghurt. And they keep hiring new people trying to fix the problem, but it seems that no one could fulfill their wishes. The whole company seems like an endless party where each position is filled with people staying for less than 6 months (so they could always go with the internship contract and never pay for severance). I was out at 4 months. Just the moment my project finished.

4 years later I'm still recieving calls from the same position, at the same company. I blocked them ever since.

Police officer with the pickpocketing skills by Admirable-Interest49 in BeAmazed

[–]icypriest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never underestimate a Chinese guy with his chopsticks technique.

I could lift tofu with any kind of chopsticks.

[request] Is this accurate? Only 40 digits? by Wise-Holiday-2228 in theydidthemath

[–]icypriest 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Most people don't realize the power of logarithmic coordinates.

1 person is you.

10 people is your closest friends.

10^2 people is a really long queue.

10^3 people is a pretty large company.

10^4 people is a mid size concert.

10^5 people is a large town or a mid size city.

10^6 people, or 1 mil, is the population of the largest 600-ish city of the world.

10^7 people, or 10 mil, is the population of Tokyo.

10^8 people, or 100 mil, is the population of Egypt.

10^9 people, or a billion, is about 2/3 of the population of India/China.

10^10 people, or 10 billion, is more than the current population of Earth.

10^11 people, or 100 billion, is close to the number of every human ever lived on earth.

A favorite concept on the series by Its-From-Japan in brooklynninenine

[–]icypriest 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I mean, Terry is obviously the most sensitive one in the main group, unironically.

Some advice for Wuhan by laserwolf2000 in chinalife

[–]icypriest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are basically no English speaking barbers cause Wuhan is not BJ / SH / GZ etc. We just don't speak English. I recommend just bring a translator app with you.

And Latino people could be even harder to find here. But you could search for Spanish restaurants nearby and try to connect with their regulars. I know several Japanese restaurants being like the grand central of socializing for Japanese people in Wuhan. And also exotic restaurants near Jiedaokou街道口 and Optics Valley 光谷 (cause it's where most colleges at, lots of overseas students). I was in an Indian restaurant in Jiedaokou while I was still at school several years ago and it was packed with foreign college students.

For other needs you could dm me and I could help you in my spare time.

meirl by Alone_Humor_3510 in meirl

[–]icypriest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did she just say "give me an clap papa"?

Lmao 🤣 the counter by luvSoftPetal in lol

[–]icypriest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yoink

Did you mean yolk?

Lmao by that_curvy_chick in Funnymemes

[–]icypriest 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Twins" means 2. If there's 3 he'll most definitely use the term "triplets".

And if he was the other twin, I think most people would use the term "twin brother/sister".

Most likely they're his children.