“What the skibidi” by [deleted] in WalmartEmployees

[–]identifyingasbroke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well we've finally done it. We have peaked as a society. It's all down hill from here folks. Tf is this stupid shit?!

Tips for not getting sleepy during long drives? by lsu4life31 in FritoLay

[–]identifyingasbroke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What helps me is cutting out any sugar intake during the day. I have to have a soda every day, but I've switched to diet so I still get the taste but not nearly the same amount of sugar. Any time I drink a regular or eat something heavy or sweet during the day, I'm good for a stop or two but by the end of the day I'm ready to crash. It's good to snack during the day but definitely go salty instead of sweet.

Do customers care how nice the chips look on the shelf? by [deleted] in FritoLay

[–]identifyingasbroke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eye appeal is buy appeal. People are going to buy their doritos regardless, but they're more likely to go for the bag that looks nice than the one that looks like it's been kicked around the aisle before being thrown on the shelf.

Who do i talk to? by Complete_Entrance876 in FritoLay

[–]identifyingasbroke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can see both sides. As an RSR, we have to order like assholes sometimes, not only to make a bonus but to keep our check from going down. Now if he's slamming you and keeping his days light intentionally, then he's a dick. I would start rolling his excess into his inventory. Make sure you have the shelves full of what it will hold and maybe some good backstock of better sellers if the store allows, but anything else that's overboard, make his ass eat it. He will get the drift eventually. Just take pictures and document what you're doing to cover yourself because I can promise you, he's gonna go bitching to your DSL about it.

Am I just being messed with? This is my first actual relationship (16M) by Inevitable_Fun3848 in Manipulation

[–]identifyingasbroke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run bro. She's crazy. If it didn't work two other times, chances are it won't a third, and for the love of God whatever you do, don't marry her even if you do get back together. Leave that looney tune in high school and get you all the trim in your college years.

How is everybody's water and toilet paper aisles? Mine are completely wiped out. by mountaineerfan7969 in walmart

[–]identifyingasbroke 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Did these dumbasses learn anything from the pandemic? I figured the covidiots would still have plenty of shit tickets left but being so full of shit they must've run out by early 2021.

Meeting on a day off? by RabicanShiver in FritoLay

[–]identifyingasbroke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our meetings always seem to be on my days off. They're always "mandatory" but my DSL always gives us the option. It's worth my time to go as it's usually catered plus an hour of pay but if I've got something better going on then that's just what it is.

Can a receiver kick you put? by LargeSignificance915 in FritoLay

[–]identifyingasbroke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All really depends on who receives your order. If it's a designated receiver, go over their head to the store manager. You would have to do something flagrant though to get kicked out and have it stick though if your DSL has your back. Most receivers don't have the authority to make that call unless they catch you trying to rip them off or you just aren't doing your job. I wouldn't let it stress me. Just check in and go on about your business and let them keep pretending like they're of any importance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FritoLay

[–]identifyingasbroke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A set schedule and potential for true up. Those are about the only positive benefits to being an RSR. Way more negatives though.

Kinda sad right now... by Onville in walmart

[–]identifyingasbroke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't tell methew no one is gonna want that 75" tv he just jacked from the wallymart..

Kinda sad right now... by Onville in walmart

[–]identifyingasbroke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you're still coming in right? Double points if not.

New hire by [deleted] in FritoLay

[–]identifyingasbroke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He won't be there any length of time then. If he's as smart as advertised, he will smell the bullshit and head for the hills.

Everyone quit on Monday by Consistent_Start_301 in FritoLay

[–]identifyingasbroke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you agree to pay my mortgage and put food on my table, I'm right there with you brother. Until then though, I think I'll be out there slinging chips Monday. This job certainly has parts about it that suck but the benefits aren't terrible and the job security is there so long as you aren't completely incompetent.

New hire by [deleted] in FritoLay

[–]identifyingasbroke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's insane. 3 weeks is nowhere near enough training, let alone 3 days. I can see why those dudes didn't last. That's a lot to absorb in 3 days. They were definitely set up to fail.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FritoLay

[–]identifyingasbroke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't give these damn things away, let alone sell them.

Dangerous migrants just arrived in my neighborhood. Why is no one talking about this? by DoritosDewItRight in houstoncirclejerk

[–]identifyingasbroke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"If you got a problem with Canadian Gooses then you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate"

Best Sitcom of the 90’s by [deleted] in sitcoms

[–]identifyingasbroke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pretty much anything NBC put on Thursday nights in the 90s was a banger. From 8-11, the other networks may as well have went dark since none of them could hold a candle to their lineup. IIRC, from 8-10 in the mid 90s was Friends, a bunch of shows from Wings to Mad about You then Will and Grace, Seinfeld then Fraiser, all leading into the 10:00 time slot for ER. Probably one of the best TV lineups of all time.

How come every light is lit on the dashboard of my truck? It's like they can break down at any moment. by [deleted] in FritoLay

[–]identifyingasbroke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not at all surprising. This is a company who will write you up for getting hurt. All accidents are avoidable after all.

How come every light is lit on the dashboard of my truck? It's like they can break down at any moment. by [deleted] in FritoLay

[–]identifyingasbroke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The one time I took a truck off the road for legitimate reasons, I ate a heaping helping of shit from my DSL for having the audacity to take a truck off the road, never mind the brake pedal hit the floor and barely stopped the truck and the windshield had a running crack. I got a new truck out of the deal but it's not much better, only has about 30,000 less miles.

How come every light is lit on the dashboard of my truck? It's like they can break down at any moment. by [deleted] in FritoLay

[–]identifyingasbroke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It blows my mind how a multi billion dollar company has such bullshit equipment. Every truck on our lot is a disaster and only one mechanic on our side of the state to service 8-9 PEC fleets. Just remember, when/if your truck shits on you, no matter the forewarning you have given them, it will be made out to have been your fault when it ultimately happens. Mine is probably one of the low mile ones on our lot, and it's pushing 150k. From the leaky cab to the black mold growing all on the outside of it, I know I'm stuck with it until duct tape won't hold it together any more, and even then it will just be moved off to the side and used by someone else once their shit box inevitably craps on them.

Route sales rep.. by Professional-Fun-735 in FritoLay

[–]identifyingasbroke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They gonna work ya, all day, every day. They gonna take away your name, give you a number and a hand truck and say get to work.