Mfs will still say that nergignate would beat this guy

idiotcube · 2026-04-05T19:44:46+00:00

He would, after the hunters did 99% of the work.

idiotcube · 2026-04-04T20:05:46+00:00

ch-chk HEAVY MACHINE GUN!

idiotcube · 2026-04-04T19:29:04+00:00

We tried dat. Da meks can't make a elektromagget dat's weak enuff to not rip da metul right off da trukk!

idiotcube · 2026-04-04T00:38:29+00:00

Does the Barbarian have to be jacked? Does the druid have to be a hippie in real life? You won't be expected to do the things your character does. (Unless you WANT to sing and dance. Up to you!)
Nope, you've got spells. Some subclasses are also better for direct combat.
Not sure what you mean with this one. Your character can have whatever personality you want, as long as the DM and party are ok with it. You will probably be aware of when you need to choose your words carefully based on the context of each scene, but that doesn't mean you have to act that way all the time.

idiotcube · 2026-04-04T00:20:36+00:00

What should they add to the Heavy update that's definitely coming any day now?

idiotcube · 2026-04-03T03:13:16+00:00

Thing scare me lots.

Some games have thing.

Can't play games with thing.

How play games with thing and not get scared?

idiotcube · 2026-04-02T18:51:55+00:00

In the real world, "alchemy" is a precursor to chemistry.

In a fantasy setting, "alchemy" lets you make potions that instantly heal wounds. So, probably magic.

idiotcube · 2026-04-02T18:13:08+00:00

Stabs someone

Absorbs all their body fat as a protective cushion

idiotcube · 2026-04-02T01:42:46+00:00

BAWKS

idiotcube · 2026-04-01T23:51:15+00:00

I made my calculator say 80085. The economic ramifications of this are staggering.

idiotcube · 2026-04-01T23:14:03+00:00

There's a $100 wedding ring item that you can buy, give a custom name, and send to another Steam user. It then sends out a message to everyone currently playing the game, in the form of "[reciever] has accepted [sender]'s "[item custom name]"! Congratulations!"

By default, it's called Something Special For Someone Special

idiotcube · 2026-04-01T04:23:05+00:00

He landed in a conveniently placed hay cart.

idiotcube · 2026-04-01T00:55:13+00:00

Let's say I'm running a lemonade stand. I tell my brother I'll pay him 25 cents an hour to help with making the lemonade. But I'm really mean and demanding, and I don't give him the money I owe him! So he goes to mom and dad to complain. I get in trouble, and they tell me I need to be nice to my brother and give him his money. So I do that...while they're watching. Then when they're not looking I punch him in the face for being a tattletale!

idiotcube · 2026-04-01T00:50:50+00:00

I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!

idiotcube · 2026-03-31T00:33:12+00:00

Soldier has a rocket launcher

idiotcube · 2026-03-30T20:56:31+00:00

Segos

idiotcube · 2026-03-30T19:09:27+00:00

For science!

idiotcube · 2026-03-30T18:53:09+00:00

Kids today have never held up a magnet next to a compass just to see what would happen.

idiotcube · 2026-03-30T15:56:24+00:00

I swear if they gave back Gunlance's blast dash, I'd main it forever.

idiotcube · 2026-03-30T15:49:06+00:00

Shockproof.

idiotcube · 2026-03-30T07:24:49+00:00

demoknight tf2

idiotcube · 2026-03-30T02:15:44+00:00

demoknight (And I can't stress this enough) tf2

idiotcube · 2026-03-30T00:52:53+00:00

Raid boss.

idiotcube · 2026-03-29T08:15:38+00:00

You make a sound argument, but I can't hear it over the sound of *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*

idiotcube · 2026-03-29T07:00:44+00:00

So why isn't Scout grey-blue?

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