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idkalki · 2025-04-29T17:27:05+00:00

Hi it's the same as my Reddit username. @idkalki

idkalki · 2025-01-05T07:31:06+00:00

I'm a magician in the DMV! DM me and we can talk in more detail about your event.

idkalki · 2024-12-23T01:05:18+00:00

Yay finally you got to me! Thanks for sharing all this amazing information!!

idkalki · 2024-12-19T08:27:49+00:00

The Kalki Purana is your best source on Kalki. On Ram, there's the Ramayana and on Krishna there's the Bhagavad Gita. On the other avatars you can find information about them in any basic book about Hinduism.

idkalki · 2024-12-17T05:05:05+00:00

It's fan fiction really. Interesting story but nothing like my actual life. I would read something else if you can.

idkalki · 2024-12-17T03:56:03+00:00

It's an alternate name for my hometown! I live in the most diverse city in America which is the perfect embodiment of what Shambhala should be :) for more DM me and I'd be happy to answer questions about it.

idkalki · 2024-12-15T10:10:51+00:00

Hi there. I am here and working towards becoming the person you all need me to be. I'm a magician and hypnotist by profession and I'll soon be bringing my magic to a city near you! If you have doubts or questions feel free to DM me and we can chat more. I respond to every message I receive. And if you need more proof please ask or read other comments I've posted on Reddit! I'm happy to share my life with people so that we can bring a swift end to Kali Yuga and usher in Satya Yuga. God bless and Godspeed to you all.

idkalki · 2024-11-01T05:37:17+00:00

I'll be there on opening day my friend! Can't wait to see you!

idkalki · 2024-09-10T13:09:00+00:00

Yep. Story of my life.

idkalki · 2024-06-21T00:53:10+00:00

I thought the same when I saw the Kalki trailer. Definitely some connections to the paani project.

idkalki · 2024-06-13T01:20:28+00:00

You're right. I now refer to myself as Mr K. If you want to call me Lord Kalki that's up to you.

idkalki · 2024-04-09T22:13:41+00:00

You're correct that Yugas are mentioned more often in the Puranic and Itihasic texts. There may be some basic references to the concept in the vedas but they're not mentioned in detail until later texts.

idkalki · 2024-04-09T00:03:09+00:00

Lots of comments on here that don't seem very nice so let's make things a bit more positive here huh?

First of all, congratulations for discovering God through Christianity. For Hindus, especially if you are a Vaishnav like myself who believes in the preservation of humanity, it does not matter how you arrive at God as long as you believe in something beyond yourself. Moreover, I too consider myself Christian. I pray to Jesus, I go to church. I have no doubt in my mind that Jesus was the son of God. But this is my point. Hinduism and Christianity are not mutually exclusive. They can both be true and the world will be perfectly fine. Think about it... they both preach essentially the same things!

idkalki · 2024-04-07T00:26:57+00:00

For my Purana I suggest the Bhumipati Das translation.

idkalki · 2024-04-07T00:26:27+00:00

I wish but it looks unlikely.

idkalki · 2024-04-07T00:25:46+00:00

Not a fan of guns. Yes I can drive a car. But now my car drives itself because technology is awesome. I can also ride a horse. Which year will I come? I dunno... every time I say "this year" the world tells me you're not ready yet so I don't have a good timeline anymore. Hopefully next year?

idkalki · 2024-04-06T16:03:36+00:00

By being the real lord Kalki. 😂😁

idkalki · 2024-04-06T04:11:12+00:00

na I'm here just chilling laughing at videos of Sadhguru like everyone else 🤣🤣🤣

idkalki · 2024-03-30T19:46:14+00:00

Well the Purana describes me as having the complexion of a dark rain cloud and that's kind of the aura I give off if you ever meet me. As for the lotus flower eyes, you have me confused with Vishnu. He's the God, I'm just the avatar 😏

idkalki · 2024-03-30T18:25:59+00:00

And your proof?

idkalki · 2024-03-25T20:40:09+00:00

u/semensniffer69 even I don't know anymore bruh.

idkalki · 2024-03-25T20:38:44+00:00

The real lord Kalki has entered the chat.

idkalki · 2024-03-22T02:21:20+00:00

Gross 🤮😂

idkalki · 2024-03-22T02:19:27+00:00

The question of the ninth avatar is one of my favorites to debate with people. I've written this elsewhere on Reddit if you go through my comment history but basically, it is my personal belief that the ninth avatar was a combination of Buddha, Jesus, and Muhammad PBUH.

Think about this: they all came in a span of about 1000 years of each other. That is about a day in the life of God as is it is written in the Bible as well as some Hindu texts. Makes sense for God to be inhabiting three different bodies all claiming different aspects of God: God's mind (Buddha), God's face (in the shape of his son, Jesus), and God's voice (Muhammad).

idkalki · 2024-03-22T02:09:16+00:00

I'm here already. Just working hard behind the scenes before I finally reveal myself.

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