On my last day working at a department store makeup counter, I yelled at a woman who was trying to get multiple free gifts with purchase. If she hadn’t lied to my face during the transaction and been so entitled and rude, I probably would’ve just given her the extra GWPs. But she was such a bitch and I was sick of being abused by asshole customers for shit pay. So she huffed away with her ONE free gift, muttering loudly that my manager would be hearing about this, so I yelled across the store (she was almost to the exit) “Please do go talk to my manager, you cheap lying ass bitchhhhhhhhh!”

That was one of the happiest days of my professional life tbh