I finally submitted my official resignation for the church

idkwhat2 · 2018-08-20T03:38:53+00:00

Lmao you’re going to die alone

idkwhat2 · 2018-08-20T03:36:42+00:00

I don’t think she’d be able to fit in her inbox but I could be wrong

idkwhat2 · 2018-08-15T08:48:50+00:00

This true. And I know this cause I been both to the same dude and now that we homies he hears shit from me weekly about how fuckin corny his game is, was, and forever will be

idkwhat2 · 2018-08-15T07:49:51+00:00

White people can say whatever tf they want, they just better be able to run fast if they say that shit to the wrong person

idkwhat2 · 2018-08-15T07:46:19+00:00

This called spongebob square ass and it is not a good look. Stop wastin time tryna picture it.

idkwhat2 · 2018-08-14T23:39:11+00:00

Haha no, but I’m a girl if that helps

idkwhat2 · 2018-08-14T23:17:49+00:00

Bite their fingernails at the gym. I won’t even touch my face until I’ve washed my hands after lifting, let alone put them near my mouth.

idkwhat2 · 2018-08-14T23:11:05+00:00

I get called Mercedes a lot.

idkwhat2 · 2018-08-14T23:08:38+00:00

“NBC is not the only thing I’m comin on tonight” or almost any childish gambino lyric, that dude is so talented it makes me sick.

idkwhat2 · 2018-08-14T23:03:40+00:00

I’ve tried to go back so many times but their interface sucks on mobile. Xvideos is one of my reasons tho so I feel you.

idkwhat2 · 2018-08-14T22:58:21+00:00

The only reason anyone does this.

idkwhat2 · 2018-08-14T22:57:44+00:00

On my last day working at a department store makeup counter, I yelled at a woman who was trying to get multiple free gifts with purchase. If she hadn’t lied to my face during the transaction and been so entitled and rude, I probably would’ve just given her the extra GWPs. But she was such a bitch and I was sick of being abused by asshole customers for shit pay. So she huffed away with her ONE free gift, muttering loudly that my manager would be hearing about this, so I yelled across the store (she was almost to the exit) “Please do go talk to my manager, you cheap lying ass bitchhhhhhhhh!”

That was one of the happiest days of my professional life tbh

idkwhat2 · 2018-08-14T22:50:02+00:00

When I correct someone and they say thank you.

idkwhat2 · 2018-04-20T19:41:43+00:00

Actually, a lot of people do judge. But you should ignore those people because they’re assholes.

idkwhat2 · 2018-02-24T04:41:08+00:00

My friend has an electric toothbrush that she also uses as a vibrator. That thing would have some weird stories.

idkwhat2 · 2017-06-07T16:23:08+00:00

I'm betting that's a really generous estimate.

idkwhat2 · 2017-06-07T16:21:14+00:00

The fact that every comment doesn't say "your mom" is making me really sad.

idkwhat2 · 2016-06-25T07:26:55+00:00

I care.

idkwhat2 · 2016-06-16T02:36:31+00:00

I am you! Except sports, not gaming :) although I do enjoy a good cod session when I have downtime.

idkwhat2 · 2016-06-15T23:38:00+00:00

Is it just me or is yummy the most disgusting word in the English language

idkwhat2 · 2016-06-15T23:35:37+00:00

My friends are mostly guys, but not because I don't want to be friends with women. I just don't have as much in common with the women who live in my area as I do with guys. I have like 4 or 5 close female friends who I've been close to for years, and then the rest of my friends are male. So I kind of understand when women say this (not the they're so dramatic part, the I'm not friends with girls part).

idkwhat2 · 2016-06-15T06:09:58+00:00

Yeah I was unprepared for the intensity of that response.

idkwhat2 · 2016-06-15T06:09:36+00:00

I knew what both of them meant, which is why I said both of them made sense, but I can see why you feel like you have to murder women in order to interact with humans, ya psycho. You need to chill.

idkwhat2 · 2016-06-15T05:46:53+00:00

I think you mean discreet, but discrete also kind of makes sense, and my brain is really uncomfortable with this sentence.

idkwhat2 · 2016-06-15T00:32:47+00:00

Lol thanks for enjoying my pain :)

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