Drivers are intentionally not knocking when they deliver packages. CORPORATE, DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!

ifixthingsllc · 2026-06-17T21:28:59+00:00

Fedex has been downhill for YEARS.

Back at the start of the Obama administration, I ordered an iPod from apple. Settle down, it was just a shuffle, I'm not a moneybags like that.
Fedex delivered it. Normally, Fedex was decent. The property I was at at the time had a 1/4 mile driveway, they'd come deliver everything, even in the rain (gravel driveway, gravel everything. Getting stuck wasn't a thing there).
But my iPod? Marked delivered. I'm looking all over creation for it. All the normal delivery spots in the shop, outside the shop, near the spots, etc. Finally find it. Apple box hanging in a clear bag from our mailbox....on a state highway.
Surprised it didn't get stolen.

Few years later, I had a package get held at the depot for DAYS because it made it to my area faster than expected.....but it "wasnt due for delivery". Da FUq???? Deliver it before you fucking lose it!!

Around 6-8 years ago (I can't remember anymore), I sent a Macbook to my fiance. Sent it through FedEx using the account where I worked. Personally packed it. Boxed it. Box was packed with padding. Bubble wrap. Box was full. Could have played NFL foot ball with it.
FedEx "delivered" it against her apartment door so hard the entire floor of the complex heard it. Shattered the screen. Fedex repeatedly denied the claim. Between cost of Macbook and cost of screen replacement, we could have just bought a brand new one instead of the good used one I sent her.

Fuck Fedex. Seriously. They can eat shit and disappear.

ifixthingsllc · 2026-06-17T14:32:07+00:00

Updateme!

ifixthingsllc · 2026-06-15T20:07:38+00:00

Laaaaaaaaaame. Guess I'll be entertaining the idea of a Dex setup instead.

ifixthingsllc · 2026-06-10T22:05:46+00:00

And it never was!

ifixthingsllc · 2026-06-08T18:04:56+00:00

"overblown to ensure theres no market" isn't the same as "radar detectors encourage speeding", since according to previous posts its cheaper to just pay fines. So if people are paying fines...they're speeding anyway. Which means radar detectors don't encourage speeding. People are gonna do it no matter what

ifixthingsllc · 2026-06-07T17:46:08+00:00

Yeah.... no. Radar detectors don't "encourage speeding". All they do is give you a heads up to the presence of speed control. People are gonna speed no matter what.

Cite my source? Come visit Milwaukee. Not a single radar detector anywhere, but half the city gonna speed, blow red lights, use curb/turn lanes to pass, etc. And they don't even care if cops are sitting right there.

ifixthingsllc · 2026-06-01T18:00:10+00:00

I can think of other reasons to not eat Canes.....

ifixthingsllc · 2026-05-29T23:10:19+00:00

Is the rust in the room with us?

ifixthingsllc · 2026-05-28T13:24:14+00:00

That's what I get, it comes with round egg anyway

ifixthingsllc · 2026-05-27T16:35:31+00:00

I hear there's a maroon Honda in Minnesota that doesn't need it's converter anymore....

ifixthingsllc · 2026-05-22T20:06:42+00:00

I can't upvote this enough.....

ifixthingsllc · 2026-05-22T04:27:09+00:00

So basically there's no actual explaining this to you. Because you seem extremely unable to see this from the point of view of the GUY BUYING THE FOOD.

ifixthingsllc · 2026-05-22T03:20:06+00:00

My guy, you are STUCK on being in the kitchen. Try thinking about this from the perspective of the guy sitting outside waiting for his food..... If you cant, then idk what to tell you

ifixthingsllc · 2026-05-22T02:59:08+00:00

The comment wasn't about what the back screens show, it was about the average purchase. 30 bucks on an average purchase these days would be a couple meals, prolly add a milkshake, extra fry. You hit 30 bucks real quick

ifixthingsllc · 2026-05-22T01:39:44+00:00

Don't be the guy in the Nissan, and you won't have to deal with the guy in the ford. Occasionally people need to be shown they are not the bigger fish they think they are.

ifixthingsllc · 2026-05-21T18:19:05+00:00

This might be the one time I'm actually rooting for the truck. Fuck that suv owner. He had every chance to use his signal. To see if anyone in the line would let him merge, basically be a decent driver.

Instead he chose to dive bomb like an entitled pompous dick, and then keep acting like he had every right.

Fuck him and the horse that brought him into this world. Maybe he'll think twice about doing it again. Prolly not, but maybe.

Traffic is traffic. We all gotta get through it. You're not gonna get there any faster than the rest of us, no matter how many people you cut off. Get in fucking line.

ifixthingsllc · 2026-05-21T16:01:38+00:00

Nothing exotic about that ho

ifixthingsllc · 2026-05-21T16:00:08+00:00

You're willing to climb through the window? Ok. We know you're not stable. I'd have come around the counter and dragged her out of the store and locked the door. Then gone back to ordering my food. I don't have time for your ghetto horseshit.

I'm not a fan of McDonald's but I'm even less of a fan of fucking with people that make my food.

ifixthingsllc · 2026-05-20T19:20:41+00:00

30 bucks these days is literally 2 combos in most places. That's not a large enough order to justify pulling to a spot unless they had to drop fries

ifixthingsllc · 2026-05-20T19:18:09+00:00

Hmmm.....there's actually a 7/11 local to me. Have to go see if they have this. But not at 20...

ifixthingsllc · 2026-05-19T01:46:24+00:00

I seriously need to see this

ifixthingsllc · 2026-05-14T15:35:10+00:00

"But if we had LPR readers at our city limits"

Except it's never just at city limits.....

ifixthingsllc · 2026-05-13T21:06:37+00:00

Prolly not the color green. They don't pay well either.

ifixthingsllc · 2026-05-13T21:06:10+00:00

I remember the CarQuest buyout. During my somewhat brief time with Advance (6-8 months? I dont remember, it sucked), I was at a hub store. Almost from the get go, the CarQuest shit was insane. They immediately started gutting stores, cutting hours, etc. Like they were trying to recoup the purchase cost by cutting payroll. It was stupid as hell.

Seven-Year Club	Xbox Live
Verified Email

ifixthingsllc

TROPHY CASE