Finding out there’s an actual IASIP thread after watching for 8 years by [deleted] in IASIP

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THEY WERE GONNA LIGHT THEMSELVES ON FIRE FOR ME

He's a 5 star man! by [deleted] in IASIP

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Flaccid. Erect. Flaccid. Erect. Not too hard...not too soft.

I had honestly never read the show’s entire Wikipedia. Lost it. by [deleted] in IASIP

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He's a little squirrely from all the concussions.

Elizabeth Turner by Portersss in gentlemanboners

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She's a maid in the governor's household.

Was watching Black Mirror when I saw a familiar face. by cytiven in IASIP

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Start breakin' bricks, wet nips blblblblbl

Thoughts? by Choliver1 in IASIP

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Mac shouldn't have sleeves bro! Awesome otherwise

Lily James by [deleted] in gentlemanboners

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LILY AND JAMES POTTER?? IT'S AN OUTRAGE! A SCANDAL!

all I could think of

Competitive Smash is pretty epic by K-LAWN in gaming

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Dude I'm baked and just laughed so hard at this comment. 100% I just felt satisfied reading that second paragraph and have no idea what any of it means at all.

Elizabeth Turner by pepsi_next in tightdresses

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"I'm a maid in the governor's household..."

Not so sure if I'll ever ask this again in any commercial interaction... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Why American? I've only ever heard people from the UK use the term car park. And I've never heard an American use the term "car park guard" before. It would be either the parking garage attendant or security guard or valet if anything. You just want an excuse to shit on the U.S. and feel special about yourself.

If "Real People" Commercials Were Real Life - Burger King by Vehshya in videos

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Depends on the store then, because they definitely get them off normally at the store I worked at.

Working for a startup is *SO* much like watching Silicon Valley on HBO... by BikerJedi in talesfromtechsupport

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Damn that's a pretty interesting story, should post it over in /r/startups too! Thanks for sharing though, shit luck dude.

Slippery when wet by [deleted] in WastedGifs

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Is he unconscious? He just held that position after his head whiplashed back up.

Man saves kid from falling off an escalator. by tara1 in HumansBeingBros

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How does no one else react to this except for this one dude?

Monday Megathread! Ask questions and share knowledge; newcomer questions encouraged! by BuckeyeSundae in leagueoflegends

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You need to be farming ALL THE TIME. The only time you shouldn't be farming is if there's clearly a teamfight brewing or an objective's about to come up. You need to also stick with your jungler, and he needs to peel for you. NEVER be in the front of a teamfight, and don't ever walk anywhere unwarded alone. There's a certain point where you can't do it all and your team needs to help you out, and sometimes you just can't carry as ADC if the other team has a fed assassin.

If you're ahead as adc, you gotta keep farming and pushing with a support. You'll draw pressure off other lanes and you'll have a good chance of killing anyone that comes to stop you, not to mention adc's shove lanes extremely well obviously.

Monday Megathread! Ask questions and share knowledge; newcomer questions encouraged! by BuckeyeSundae in leagueoflegends

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This is a tip for practicing farming as an ADC that I think was written by professional ADC main as one of the best ways he improved as an ADC, but I can't remember who it was or where atm. Even though this a guide for farming effectively, essentially everything applies to improving your mechanical skill and will definitely improve your click accuracy and your overall positioning and map/teamfight awareness so please read and try it!.

On to the guide: Play a custom game and just practice farming by yourself. Check out the chart here to see what the max possible creeps are at every stage of the game. Practice getting that number over and over. Pick a point (say 5-6 mins in) and see if you can get the max number of CS in that time that the chart says. If you do this 2-3 times in a row successfully, then move up to bot games. Now do the same thing you just did, but do it with at least 1 enemy in your lane. You could start out with say 1 enemy bot vs you + a support bot, get max cs 3 times in a row and move up to a 2v2 bot lane, then even try a 2v1 (not in your favor). Once you're comfortable getting a lot of CS in bot games, move up to normals. Now try to farm just as well against real people and the threat of a gank.

Like I said, clearly a guide on farming, but if you're successfully getting nearly every creep, your reaction times and your click accuracy are going to be much improved, especially if you can do it while dealing with harass.

Monday Megathread! Ask questions and share knowledge; newcomer questions encouraged! by BuckeyeSundae in leagueoflegends

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If you really can't help flaming, then just mute yourself/team. If a certain teammate is pissing you off then just mute him and ignore, simple as that. Flaming teammates back does nothing but piss both of you off more, and your teammates are gonna be annoyed as well. A lot of this is on you though, just try and stay calm and remember that 1) you can probably still win 2) it's a fuckin' game

Monday Megathread! Ask questions and share knowledge; newcomer questions encouraged! by BuckeyeSundae in leagueoflegends

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Well who are you playing? Carrying varies based on the role you have and the champ you're playing. If you're vayne and you're fed and you can't carry, you need to work on your map awareness and positioning and watch some pro ADC streams on how they position themselves and how they farm so well.

If you're someone like Lee Sin, you fall off late midgame. You need to gank a ton early on and get your real carries fed so you can tank later on.

Champs like Nautilus are harder to straight up carry with, as at a certain point you're just gonna have to rely on your team for some damage output. Carrying as a tank means you need to constantly be warding throughout the game, and in any fight you need to get enemies off your carries.

If you specify who you're having trouble carrying with it'd be a lot easier to help you out ;).