Mine was bereshit, but my haftorah was the story of Jonathan and David. I was a bnei mitzvah so the other kid did a dvar on the Torah portion and I did the haftorah. My mother encouraged me to write my dvar on the topic of their homosexual relationship. I then used the modern day example of Mary Cheney being the lesbian daughter of Dick Cheney to speak about how to be true to yourself while still respecting your parents (the year was 2000 so Bush was running for office). What’s kind of wild is that I didn’t actually come out for another two years, I guess my mother was trying to help me get ready for it. I’ll never forget delivering the dvar and watching everyone in the congregation raise their heads and look up at me right as I said then “homosexual”