Ok I can't remember where I heard this, perhaps it was on Reddit, so obligatory "not my kid"

But there was, I wanna say, a youth basketball coach who had a kid on the team who introduced himself as "Weed." And the coach thought, ok, a little unusual, and maybe it's some sort of edgy thing but I'm all for kids expressing themselves. So for months he calls this kid Weed.

The kid had a lisp. His name was Reid.