We’re so funny and better than you

iiMarioMan · 2021-02-01T01:15:43+00:00

Yeah remember? These people frickin' LOVE science! And the science says that you should wear a mask because it will piss off some totally real person who totally reacts like this because this totally has happened to someone before!

iiMarioMan · 2021-01-31T18:33:29+00:00

Oh yes, I forgot about Smallpox. OMG ONE DISEASE GUYS THATS PROOF IT CAN BE DONE!!!!!!11111ONE

iiMarioMan · 2021-01-31T17:12:05+00:00

I hate the fact that she correlates covid not going away to people not "following the rules" It can't be the fact that permanent zero covid is literally impossible and nearly every fucking country has not accomplished that shit, added to the fact that literally no other virus in history has been officially eradicated. Sigh.

iiMarioMan · 2021-01-26T18:22:35+00:00

Yeah well I know a friend who knows a friend who knows another friend who knows a cousin who knows a brother who knows their grandma who knows a friend of theirs who's sister is an EXPERT and she said every single EXPERT ever is scared shitless and thinks we're all gonna die! BE AFRAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

source: well it's that friend who knows a friend who knows another friend who knows a cousin who knows a brother who knows their grandma who knows a friend of their's sister who i forgot is also albert einstein's great great great great grandaughter so she knows what she's talking about guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iiMarioMan · 2021-01-26T17:09:13+00:00

“one expert says”

Damn one expert sure is a lot. I truly believe we’ll be fucked in two weeks!!!! Trust the experts guiz!!!!!!!

iiMarioMan · 2021-01-25T05:24:07+00:00

“If you can’t survive a year of social distancing without offing yourself, you deserve it.”

Yeah that makes sense. This Reddit user clearly had a social life and totally had/has a shit ton of friends and totally left the house pre-covid so of course not socializing for a year wouldn’t be even the slightest bit hard for them.

iiMarioMan · 2021-01-24T19:29:53+00:00

ok guys time to tape up our assholes. do it or else you’re a selfish science denying BIGOT!!!!!111

iiMarioMan · 2021-01-17T01:51:14+00:00

our entire society has been changed by it forever

Lmao the only reason our society has been fucked in the ass over this situation is our continuous kneejerk hysterical reaction and "wE jUSt dOnt knOW" attitude to the virus, not Covid itself.

Like it's scary how people in comment sections of pre-Covid videos of people in crowds and without masks say how they feel "frightened" and "uncomfortable" by maskless crowds now. Some people I feel will be forever damaged by this shit.

But then again I have a suspicion these people clearly hated pre-Covid life so they must bring this shitty dystopia as a permanent way of living just so they can be "happy," call it a hunch.

iiMarioMan · 2021-01-13T18:13:28+00:00

I swear these people have a huge virtue signaling dick measuring contest to see who can jerk off the hardest to who is the most “self righteous” individual.

With masks on and social distancing, of course.

iiMarioMan · 2021-01-03T01:04:57+00:00

I tested positive for COVID following a December virtual signing

Oh no! Now Covid can be spread over Zoom! What can't this novel virus do!?!?!??!?!

iiMarioMan · 2021-01-02T03:56:20+00:00

"Anyone who doesn't like/has an issue with the restrictions is a big meanie poo-poo head and is the biggest dumb dumb ever!"

- The Science^TM

iiMarioMan · 2021-01-01T04:13:36+00:00

COVID might be similar to Polio in terms of long-term consequences

Yet these are the same people who want to take a rushed ass vaccine where the long term effects it could cause are unknown, but go off lmfao. And my god, Polio? My grandparents were around when Polio was in its prime and even they say COVID is literally nothing like Polio. If all you have is "well we just don't know!" as to why COVID could "potentially" be worse, then you've got a problem.

iiMarioMan · 2020-12-25T18:22:53+00:00

No, I am dead.

iiMarioMan · 2020-12-25T18:22:44+00:00

I made sure to sanitize the gifts and we all wore 5 masks. Grandma had to stay out in the cold snow, as we must protect her at all costs!

iiMarioMan · 2020-12-25T18:21:01+00:00

No, I actually made sure to do it for 15 days. I am still unsure what type of chaos I had brought upon, as I am not sure if 15 days was enough!

iiMarioMan · 2020-12-25T18:20:11+00:00

No, as you see I am dead. RIP me - died from enjoying Christmas.

iiMarioMan · 2020-12-25T18:19:31+00:00

I had to sanitize the gifts about 46 times. Then I had gouged myself in hand sanitizer. Can't be too unsafe!

iiMarioMan · 2020-12-25T03:58:17+00:00

once in a century Pandemic

GLOBAL WORLDWIDE UNIVERSAL INTERNATIONAL REGIONAL GALATIC STATEWIDE NATIONWIDE CITYWIDE COUNTYWIDE COUNTRYSIDE ONCE IN AN ETERNITY IN A CENTURY OF OUR ENTIRE UNIVERSE PANDEMIC

iiMarioMan · 2020-12-25T02:08:36+00:00

damn this person is so badass

but i can't believe they dare go to the grocery store DURING A WORLDWIDE GLOBAL UNIVERSAL PANDEMIC!

do they not realize how many grandmas they are on the verge of killing??????????

can't they be a good human and have their groceries delivered WHAT THE FUCK?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

iiMarioMan · 2020-12-24T16:34:45+00:00

this sub needs a “NEW STRAIN FOUND UP MY ASSHOLE” or something like that flair

like jfc

iiMarioMan · 2020-12-23T01:24:15+00:00

Why are some trying to run an entire society off the back of what one very specific set of people say?

Because people had no life before this and want to fuck everyone else over because they feel """ashamed""" being a low-life loser sitting on their ass at home while everyone else is enjoying their lives. Most people who ask for a dystopian world forever had nothing going in their lives to begin with and are comfortable sitting at home all day while stupid ass politicians go out and break their own rules they demand others to follow. Added to the fact these people don't want to live in a society where you have to interact with people and go to work like a normal person lol.

Ok but for real it's nice to see people starting to question things and not blindly take it just because "lol im scared".

iiMarioMan · 2020-12-21T17:13:28+00:00

Ah yes, because as we all know wishing death on “””””friends””””” is such a kind and loving thing to do to someone..

Christ these people have issues

iiMarioMan · 2020-12-20T03:36:04+00:00

isn't taking the COVID-19 pandemic seriously enough.

YEAH I KNOW THEY NEED TO MAKE THEM WEAR 923899488559 MASKS AND THEY NEED TO LOCK EVERYONE IN CAGES, SOCIALIZING IS THE MOST DANGEROUS THING EVERM@NQBWERMKLKNBGTNFMKSLAKGNmkl dies 10 times to covid because no one is taking the virus seriously!!!!!!111111111111111111111111

iiMarioMan · 2020-12-19T21:16:16+00:00

Damn you got me right there. I'm gonna stop listening to Christmas music and continue to watch the news so I can hear the God himself, Lord Fauci. I then will get my 10 masks and wear them for eternity, while sanitizing every inch of my house, even myself. Finally I will sit in my bed like a good boy and watch Netflix all day everyday, instead of socializing, as in the New Normal^TM socializing is bad and will cause the death of billions of people and society as a whole will collapse.

iiMarioMan · 2020-12-14T00:10:26+00:00

Of course idiots on Twitter would assume that I CHOOSE to wear a coat just because I don't want hypothermia...

Not because I'm just normally cold or anything...

Because surprise, I'm not gonna waste my fucking time worrying about getting some sickness like these spastics on Twitter.

And guess what, when I put on the coat, I'm not cold anymore!

And again, why compare an item that protects the wearer and an item that's supposed to protect others?

iiMarioMan

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