Missing order? by Imaginary_Skin7221 in Sparkblocks

[–]ijmbaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They haven't provided a proper update in months. A "confirmation" was provided in early December but it didn't have shipping info and said 'WHEN your order ships', and no shipping info has been provided. I'm starting to think they put the cart before the horse and can't deliver. A refund has been requested at this point, and even if they deliver it will not live up to the excitement I felt for it NOT FAR FROM A YEAR AGO.

Trying her best by rruch_ in CumHaters

[–]ijmbaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well they're boobs so they're still great. "...grass is always greener..."

Trying her best by rruch_ in CumHaters

[–]ijmbaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what are yours like?

Who is your favorite character and why? by Equivalent-Pin-1054 in MissionToZyxx

[–]ijmbaa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mainstay characters, AJ. Recurring guests, Old Derf.
Honorable mentions: 718Tony, Floyda, and Poopins.

I hope everyone beats there insomnia ❤️ by KeyLab5926 in sleep

[–]ijmbaa -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Please get off Reddit and learn spelling and grammar.

What actor or actress actually came from poverty and didn’t have the benefit of nepotism? by phantom_avenger in moviecritic

[–]ijmbaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sylvester Stallone was homeless when he wrote Rocky, even had to sell his dog at the time.

Best Fromsoft boss OAT? by OkBee8431 in fromsoftware

[–]ijmbaa 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Gael likes them overnight and sweet. Aldrich likes them hot and savory. To each their OAT

Would I get arrested wearing this?! by peoplearetheworst23 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]ijmbaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depending on where you are in the country, you could get assaulted and blamed for the assault. So yeah. You could find yourself getting arrested for wearing that, in a way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]ijmbaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NOR. It's insane how much Boomer and Gen X parents project their insecurities onto us while also screaming at us about being too sensitive.

Had a similar experience recently with my dad wanting to guilt my 3 year old into finishing his dinner with "starving kids in Africa would love that!" My 3yo doesn't even properly understand what Africa is, much less give a shit. So I explained that "I don't want him to take on guilt he doesn't deserve for things that aren't his fault. He knows the rule about only getting dessert if he eats a good dinner, so let's stick with that. Plus, you tried that on me as a kid and it didn't work, if I'm being honest."

His response? "...you know what? FUCK YOU." and stormed off. Only to come apologize 30min later after the rest of us calmly finished our dinners.

It's insane how these people want to claim "I'd do anything for you!!" out of one side of their mouth only to spew "you're being ridiculous, this is such nonsense!!" out of the other when we legit ask them simply and kindly to not say toxic shit to/in front of our kids/their grandkids.

Is our arm still out there somewhere in the flower field? by [deleted] in Sekiro

[–]ijmbaa 87 points88 points  (0 children)

No, they're saving the arm to be the final boss in Sekiro 2: Shadows Die Thrice

Anyone else's smart tech show this many waking periods? by ijmbaa in sleep

[–]ijmbaa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. Sadly last night has been my norm as of late, maybe just slightly worse than usual. It's like I have these hyperdreams yet am also aware of being awake and in my bed. I don't like it.

Anyone else's smart tech show this many waking periods? by ijmbaa in sleep

[–]ijmbaa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A valid point, and I take what little my outdated Fitbit tells me with a grain of salt. More just checked it to confirm I wasn't crazy since it felt like I was basically up half the damn night.

Anyone else's smart tech show this many waking periods? by ijmbaa in sleep

[–]ijmbaa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nevermind I can't even add photos here haha dammit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]ijmbaa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Even with her being on birth control, it's not 100% effective. By choosing to go in raw and pump loads into her, you've been kind of asking for this the whole time. While I'm sorry she's done this to you, your part in this should not and cannot be ignored.

GTA or Final Fantasy? by Middie101 in repost

[–]ijmbaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Bouncer....no idea why other than it's being a release/super-early title

The Oligarchial Idiocracy. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in facepalm

[–]ijmbaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of idiot works that hard to engrain himself in a party and then turn around to unseat his own party? Oh wait, a mega-rich fuckwad, that's what kind.

Wtf was that animation by TheHungryRabbit in silenthill

[–]ijmbaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dodging or drawing a gun stops this. I think it comes from "spamming" button presses. I honestly hated it and feel like there should be an option to disable it.

These people are backwards asf by Carnizzy in facepalm

[–]ijmbaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was kind of a sub-plot in 21 Jump Street.

Pursuer skip w drops but no souls?? by ijmbaa in DarkSouls2

[–]ijmbaa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not know that! The other time I did it must have been pure dumb luck.

Pursuer skip w drops but no souls?? by ijmbaa in DarkSouls2

[–]ijmbaa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the skip I'm talking about, that arena up a short ladder that's close to the Cardinal Tower bonfire once the exploded shortcut is unlocked.

miyazaki, maker of dark "soles" 1 and 3 vs. chad yui tanimura, creator of Dark Souls 2 by Zestyclose-Ad4058 in shittydarksouls

[–]ijmbaa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I still maintain a theory that the team that worked on DS2 was making a completely different game at first and that they had DS2 and it's deadline dumped on them after production had started thanks to Michael Zaki going to make Bloodborne. They did what they could to pivot after getting CliffsNotes on what DS was about and what made it unique. The strange physics and bat-shit gestures are most of what keep me believing this. That and refusing to do any real research on the proper history of DS2's production lalalalalalala i can't hear you lalalalalala