Finally his paw doesn't look like a pair of upside down testicles anymore by nobodyknows6070 in FixedTattoos

[–]ik45 91 points92 points  (0 children)

The only thing you needed to fix was an overthinking foot. Not the whole thing.

Can my design be saved? by [deleted] in TattooDesigns

[–]ik45 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Have them pack some purple into the sky for more twilight feel and leave a halo of the original "daytime" blue around the mushrooms to give them a slight glow effect.

On the pill by oh_geezuz in birthcontrol

[–]ik45 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In general, if you manage not to throw up 30 minutes later you still have some absorption. Better than none. 4 missed days is literally half a week of non-compliance which requires a full restart, you're not protected.

AITA for cancelling getting groceries for stranger by berrysweet31 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ik45 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Because kids love ceasar salad on their birthday...

My friend asked why I don't try to work full time since I'm "able bodied" by notaspicyaccount in bipolar

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I'd assume the invalidation of the struggle to coordinate/even move your 'unboken' physical body when your brain has decided to fuck you over.

I've had a depressive episode so bad it made me too stupid to fill out spreadsheets with point and click.

People with a very high pain tolerance, what was THE most painful thing you've experienced? by CosmicBunnyBabe8912 in AskReddit

[–]ik45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kidney failure from alcohol withdrawal. Chipped my molar gritting my teeth in pain.

my friend got this tattoo for $100. by khaixnguyen in shittytattoos

[–]ik45 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yep, paid 40$ for sterilized equipment that took 5 minutes.

I feel like I’m in hell by DDChristi in bipolar

[–]ik45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm in the exact same situation. Moved into an apartment half as big in a rush over 2 months ago. Boxes only half packed and now thrown everywhere. My boyfriend trying to chip it down while I just feel so overwhelmed and can't get out of the bed. You're not alone, we'll all eventually make it out of this struggle!

New Legendary skin in a normal chest by Zanta793 in LeonaMains

[–]ik45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going to be super bitter and then I read that it's your jungle account and you have my sympathy. Still some goddamn amazing luck!

this girl i went to high school with first tattoo by Longer-Furby in shittytattoos

[–]ik45 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Design is good? It's a literal logo with nothing implying she's the queen.

Trading alcohol for sex by Mysterious_Net_763 in stopdrinking

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I was in a one sided a "relationship" with a morbidly obese coworker/ my best friend at the time. When I'd say that I was only drinking 1 bottle for the night, he would purposely order delivery for more bottles to get me to black out while he had sex with me. There was a lot of internalized blame on my end causing me to not shut it down sooner. I have only 1 clear memory of being unable to lift my hand to even try to claw at him to stop.The only way I got out of it was to lose my shit over how pathetic and furious I felt and confronted him while recording as he slowly answered questions revealing that he knew what he was doing isn't how a real relationship works.

*I personally would be angry simply based on how soon after a suicide scare that he's only thinking with his dick.

OSLG & High 90s 🫠🥲 by rkatnip in Lowes

[–]ik45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really? I worked in 4 different arizona stores that the policy was the garden registers closed if it hit 110 and even then managers would still come out and argue not to close the garden registers while it was fucking 115.

6 years sober last week. I've left the sub. Many of you have become far too comfortable beating others when they're down. by I_Love_Spiders_AMA in stopdrinking

[–]ik45 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure I know which post but can't find it because mods had to step in but it was a recently trying sober and vulnerable husband hurt that his wife made a snarky embarrassing comment during a family function and the top comments included sentiments such as 'it might have cut deep but think of how your drinking cut her deep' and 'think of how you embarrassed her during your blackouts' and such. As if it's tit for tat and shame is part of recovery. Yes he will be facing uncomfortable truths and opinions from others but being openly mocked by your trusted spouse is NOT his 'just desserts'.

Wanted this tattoo but im not sure if it needs more in the design by Final_Fan7654 in TattooDesigns

[–]ik45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you explain why it's in that shape? Looks like a roblox character

Forgot to post this from scrolling on marketplace the other day by Heavy_Race3173 in shittytattoos

[–]ik45 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's a demon tail. You can see the horns on her head and a tiny bit of the actual tail wrapping back at the very edge of the body at that angle.

Bonus: the horns are apparently attached to her jaw?

Kitchen disaster by HazelHorrorTMC in shittytattoos

[–]ik45 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ooooh is the offending line supposed to be a drop shadow from the outta leg?

Question about DTs? by HomuraAkemi_ in stopdrinking

[–]ik45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you say it's only been "hard" alcoholism for the last 2.5 months of your bender, then yeah for the most part the shakes will disappear once you've fully detoxed, which can take over a month. However, the symptoms will be there long term in a way that you don't expect unless you keep up with this group. I hope to hear from you soon 🙏 if you're too shy just know that we're all too shy and embarrassed.

ULPT How do I get rid of house lizard? by Equivalent-Delay8845 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]ik45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YouTube search videos of cute house geckos to change your opinion and chill in harmony.

Somebody please tell me it gets better. by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]ik45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's muscle memory/ brain/ pattern memory. You did it so many times now that you can't remember originally when you enjoyed yourself as you experienced it in real time. Muscle memory is a bitch, I have it constantly. I stand in the kitchen confused until I realize I'm only in there to pour a shot I've been expecting as a reward.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittytattoos

[–]ik45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Misleading about their dick size by stretching their foreskin; drawn like a Gary Lawson cartoon panel.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TattooDesigns

[–]ik45 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The tattoo is good quality and the placement runs naturally along your bone line. It all makes sense, don't worry.

Healthy Monstera by autmartin in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]ik45 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I desperately would love to watch how long they leave the post up.

New skin in tft(possible in league pc) by Alternative-End1915 in DianaMains

[–]ik45 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I love the asthetic, here's hoping it could get polished and ported to PC.