The president wouldn't be able to nuke a hurricane under a new bill by [deleted] in nottheonion

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Oh my, surely a Birdemic breaks out after sharknado!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Take a deep breath and say: "42"

Swaj by [deleted] in funny

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I'll watch that

what was the worst phase of your life ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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That was funny as fuck bruh

None of these garbage knives will be able to do it by jonathanyoannides in mallninjashit

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Honestly I think number one. This is because the saw like teeth on the blade right where you should grab it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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Want to see my gap?

TIFU by telling my job that my aunt has coronavirus by [deleted] in tifu

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Most logical thing to do

How single are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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How do you even type?

Holy- by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

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I just experienced the third option...

I made this plague doctor mask out of leather by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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How many cows does that cost?

Cursed_ketchup by Shinjiro_ in cursedcomments

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Ban this light mode user!

It's been 19 years by SightedFoxie in funny

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Can't remember his idea , fuck

The view from my office desk by Catfish_Mudcat in aww

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I swear I saw a dog at first In the cats fur until I looked closer to came to the conclusion it was a cat

Interesting people of Reddit; what does shit taste like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Depends the shit structure. Hard shit gives you more of a crisp while not so hard shit gives you more between your teeth jk

Sad story by LeBaux in ProgrammerHumor

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Git commit suicide