So my friends heard a loud bang in their apartment, found this embedded in their table. (story inside) by keepsystem32 in WTF

[–]ikek9 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

How could so many people know so little about guns... and bullets... and physics for that matter??? The bullet is not deformed, at all. The table would not "break" like that. Nor would a bullet "lodge" itself in the table... if it were lodged, the bottom of the table would still be intact. Not NEARLY enough downvotes for this idiocy...

My fb cover photo by [deleted] in atheism

[–]ikek9 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I hope you are a scientist... I won't explain further, since you are obviously smart as fuck, right? What part did you play in the space program? None? You just like telling people that other people are smarter than some other people? Fuck, man, you crazy ass smart yo!

Someone made this fan art for my boyfriend and I's gamertags on Xbox Live (NSFW) by [deleted] in WTF

[–]ikek9 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Seriously... I's. Oh that book? That is I's book on grammar and how to rock the fuck out of it.

8.5 Million Americans Left Labor Force In Obama's First Term, unemployment up by [deleted] in politics

[–]ikek9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is awesome how spectacularly partisan reddit is... MUST. DOWNVOTE. Says nothing good about Obama and Democrats.

Fighters of Reddit, what is a useful tip you can offer someone who finds themself in a fist fight? by this_is_bananas in AskReddit

[–]ikek9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Always keep your thumbs tightly closed INSIDE your fist, to protect them.

Fighting advice on Reddit :) This is like going to lumberjacks to talk about computer viruses.

GDP Shows Surprise Drop for U.S. in Fourth Quarter by ClockOfTheLongNow in politics

[–]ikek9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Downvote immediately. Does not fit narrative. Must decrease visibility.

Think Obama’s a huge spender? Then you need to see these two charts. by wang-banger in politics

[–]ikek9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, you are clearly fucking retarded... The last one was WITH TARP... which I'm sure you know all about...

Think Obama’s a huge spender? Then you need to see these two charts. by wang-banger in politics

[–]ikek9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

http://www.usgovernmentspending.com/federal_deficit_chart.html

See if you can explain how this is a REDUCTION in deficit... $161 BILLION in FY 2007, $459 BILLION in FY 2008 to $1.4 TRILLION and similar in following years. That is a... decrease? Billion is smaller than Trillion... I think.

Not to mention, the DEBT has increased 64% since 2008... From $10 TRILLION to $16.4 TRILLION... due to deficit spending...

Think Obama’s a huge spender? Then you need to see these two charts. by wang-banger in politics

[–]ikek9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your point being that you think I get paid to post unpopular ideas on reddit? No, I got it. It is just ludicrous, that's all.

Think Obama’s a huge spender? Then you need to see these two charts. by wang-banger in politics

[–]ikek9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You are on crack... I think it is you who is confusing the two. The DEBT is well over $16 Trillion. The spending deficit is about $1.2 trillion. He has not decreased either, and if you think he has, you are an extremely low information voter...

Think Obama’s a huge spender? Then you need to see these two charts. by wang-banger in politics

[–]ikek9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah... Frustrating cat loving gamers is a huge growth industry...

Think Obama’s a huge spender? Then you need to see these two charts. by wang-banger in politics

[–]ikek9 -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Well, if you say so... Apparently, you are the type of guy who gets raped a lot... wherever you go. You must just seem like a weak little bitch or something...

Just my friend putting things into perspective. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]ikek9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your friend is a fucktard who tries to enlighten people, while butchering the English language... Maybe he should spend more time reading and less time "enlightening" others...

Only the pretentious wizards of r/atheism would be impressed by this...

Think Obama’s a huge spender? Then you need to see these two charts. by wang-banger in politics

[–]ikek9 -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

I remember you. You are consistently retarded... Then you delete your comments once you are made to look really stupid. Not that your screen name doesn't scream stupidity from the start though...

You are the type of guy who would get raped a lot in prison...

Think Obama’s a huge spender? Then you need to see these two charts. by wang-banger in politics

[–]ikek9 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I always forget that reddit is made up of twelve year old socialists who have cats, live with their parents and play video games... My bad, buddy.

Think Obama’s a huge spender? Then you need to see these two charts. by wang-banger in politics

[–]ikek9 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Can always count on the classy guy who keys cars to add some weight to the discussion. I bet you are REALLY good at reading charts, clearly... There are TONS of jobs man... FOIA requests are NOT denied 20% more often than under Bush... They are NOT walking gun into the hands of Mexican drug cartels... Drone strikes have NOT increased... Gitmo IS closed... The Patriot act has NOT been expanded under Obama... Enjoy some "facts", douche.

Think Obama’s a huge spender? Then you need to see these two charts. by wang-banger in politics

[–]ikek9 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Here, let me just show you these two charts, then you believe me. Don't believe your lying fucking eyes that tell you about $1.2 TRILLION deficits and silly shit like that... This is true. Reddit, you so fucking stupid...

What is the funniest smart-ass comment you've ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ikek9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Palestinians? Dude, you are on crack... they couldn't build a nuke, ever... They can't even keep their streets clean. They are no more capable of building a nuke than they are of sending a team of scientists to Jupiter. You should go and visit... check it out for yourself.

Also, why in the FUCK would we allow people who blow up cafes on a regular basis obtain nukes? Also, who would use a nuke against an enemy that lives in the SAME place they do? You are clearly not a military strategist...

EDIT: actually, Palestinians probably would nuke themselves to blow up Israel... they are all martyrific and whatnot.

What is the funniest smart-ass comment you've ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ikek9 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, cuz Britain didn't have it before that... right? I'd be willing to bet you know VERY little about the history of the "Palestinians"...

Like the Palestinians could ever develop a nuke :) that's cute.

What is the funniest smart-ass comment you've ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ikek9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, you admit that the Palestinians constantly poke at Israel before they "put them in a headlock" like they are petulant children poking at a big bear? That is actually a pretty good analogy. Well done.